Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[Majikthise]

Space Ghost: I'm a kni-i-i-fe. Knifin' aro-o-o-und. Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut...

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

- Space Ghost eats Moby -

Space Ghost- Moltar send out another gender celebrity who i can interview

Moltar- u just ate moby

Space Ghost- no i didnt

Moltar- u sure bout that

Space Ghost- am i sure, Moltar I think I would know if I ater a guest OK, now send him out here it'll be alright.

[R.I.P.BMFD]

I liked the skit between Zorak and Space Ghost about Zorak running naked through the streets of Doser.  I had it as my answering machine recording for about a year. Id write it down for you guys, however it's been so long that I can't remember all of it. Sorry.

[R.I.P.BMFD]

I also really liked the arguement between Zorak and Moltar...

Moltar-"Beffaroni"

Zorak-"Beefasgetti"

Moltar-"Beefaroni"

Zorak-"Beefasgetti"

ect....

[Majikthise]

Pat Boone: Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: Space Ghost!

Pat Boone: He's the Space Most.

Space Ghost: I'm the Space Ghost!

Pat Boone: Yes, the Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: Space Ghost!

Pat Boone: He's the Space Most.

Space Ghost: He's the Space Most!

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak: Hey! Biscuit! Biscuit!

Space Ghost: Not now!

Zorak: Stuff you!

Space Ghost: Stuff you too!

[Majikthise]

from the Weekly Space Ghost, "Batmantis":

Eartha Kitt: What planet are you on?

Space Ghost: Ghost Planet.

Eartha Kitt: Well, how does it feel to be on a ghost planet?

Space Ghost: It feels like Wednesday every day!

Eartha Kitt: That's interesting.

Space Ghost: Adam West refuses to become Batman and help me.

Eartha Kitt: (laughs) But I think that's why he was chosen to be Batman, because it's a sort of non-nothing character.

Space Ghost: And he's shallow. Zorak, however, has become Batmantis, and he's more apt to help me.

Eartha Kitt: Oh, once a bug, always a bug.

Space Ghost: Shhhh, he's right upstairs.

[R.I.P.Pumpkin_Queen]

Space Ghost- you saw me hit that old lady & I cant have this on my record

Taylor Hanson- how bout we just run

Space Ghost- your not running anywhere Taylor

Taylor- what are you trying to say?

Sapce Ghost- what im trying to say is boom boom boom booom goodbye (soace ghost blasts hason into space)

[isk8toymachines]

SG- Drinking is bad for you.

Moltar- But it makes you feel like a cowboy!

SG- Really?

[Majikthise]

Space Ghost: Dawn, you seem so nice, it must be my birthday!

[isk8toymachines]

Space Ghost: Hey... hey, Busta. Busta?

Busta Rhymes: Yes?

Space Ghost: Remember when I licked the back of Jack's skull?

Busta Rhymes: Jack? Who's Jack? Where... where did Jack come from?

Space Ghost: I mean Zorak. Zorak was who I licked. No, wait, no, it was Brak. Ah, nobody cares.

Space Ghost 2: Hey, let's go outside and do the show in the woods.

Space Ghost 1: Okay.

[Majikthise]

Space Ghost: Say, Dave...

Dave Thomas: Yeah?

Space Ghost: Why don't you ask Zorak about his hollow arms, and how you can break one off and sip a drink through it?

Dave Thomas: Oh god!

Space Ghost: If you'd ever want to put your lips on it.

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak- Oh wait, its not a tail after all. It's a wacky fun slip 'n slide!

[Majikthise]

Moltar: Ow, my knee!

[isk8toymachines]

SG- Could he be using chambraigne too? Now with wiener scent?

[enter_the_net]

Rock music in background.

Zorak: this rocks! play it backwards!

Space Ghost: no don't somethig scary might happen!

[enter_the_net]

Space ghost: hold on there's something in my eye. stop the show.

 End Credits

[isk8toymachines]

SG- I too, banged a dog up the a-(cuts off)

[BringBackBrak]

Gotta' look up some quotes but there HAS to be some funny stuff from when SG was being "mean" to guests.

I remember him being exceptionally mean to Carrot Top when he was on... gotta' be somethin' good there.

[Majikthise]

Carrot Top: I love this show! You are the king, you're the king of late night.

Space Ghost: That's nice.

Carrot Top: I like you, Space Ghost.

Space Ghost: Oh. Loser.

Carrot Top: Ouch! Space Ghost, be nice to me.

Space Ghost: Of course, of course, of course, of course.

Carrot Top: Greetings, Carrot Top.

Space Ghost: Okay, greetings, Carrot Top.

Carrot Top: Welcome...

Space Ghost: ... to the show.

Carrot Top: Yeah, right on. It's good to be here.

Space Ghost: Uh... so...

Carrot Top: Why do they call me Carrot Top?

Space Ghost: Yeah.

Carrot Top: 'Cause all the good ones were taken.

Space Ghost: Like "loser."

[enter_the_net]

Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox, Match
box, Matchbox, Matchbox, Matchbox,  

[R.I.P.la_flor_de_la_muerte]

SPACE GHOST: (SIGHS) Thanks, Moltar, but Zorak's right. The only thing to do right now is put out the best darn talk show we can. (SET IS BROKEN DOWN AS HE SPEAKS) Arsenio, Dave, Leno... You know, maybe it's time you fellas took a step back from the fleet lights of adulation, and took a good look around. There's a distant thunder drawing near, rolling in across the vast wasteland of popular entertainment. Maybe you can't see it coming because your view is blocked by cheap facades of skylines and cityscapes. But you'd better make ready, my friends, because this thunder is preparing to rain down fear and terror on your gilded houses of complacency! Mark my words, big shot late night gab-fest mavens, you're about to tangle with a one-dimensional caricature, and his long-forgotten arch-nemesis pals, a bug, and a... what are you anyway, Moltar?

MOLTAR: I'm a poorly drawn lava kind of a molten man.

SPACE GHOST: ... and a poorly drawn lava kind of a molten man! There's a new player in this late night talk show war, and his name is -

BOB: Space Ghost?

SPACE GHOST: (PAUSE) Yeah, Bob?

BOB: Uh, we, we need to book, man, the Snorks are in here for a promo or somethin' at 4, okay?

SPACE GHOST: Oh, uh, right, right.

Message Edited by la_flor_de_la_muerte on 06-07-2005 12:30 AM

[isk8toymachines]

Zorak: Blast the other guy too!

Space Ghost: I can't, he's wearing glasses.

Zorak: When has that stopped ya?

[Majikthise]

Space Ghost: Ever been interviewed by a cartoon superhero before?

David Cross: Uh, this is my fifth, si- no, never.

Bob Odenkirk: And I have never, ever, this is a real treat for me, and I've never even been to outer space before this. Unless you count some, uh, parties that I had in college.

David Cross: Right on!

Space Ghost: I know what you mean. At superhero night school, we once had a mixer that lasted until ten PM.

Zorak: Oh no, not the night school story!

Space Ghost: I had fourteen cups of ginger ale, and wet my...

Zorak: Stop!

Moltar: Stop!

Space Ghost: What, I wet my pants. I'm not ashamed, I was young.

Zorak: You were in your mid-twenties!

[R.I.P.I_m_God]

Spaceghost-Zorak I'm goinng to kick your a$$!

Message Edited by I_m_God on 06-07-2005 07:09 PM