Carrot Top: What, have you been drinking, Space Ghost?
Space Ghost: Yes, Carrot, I have been drinking... I drink from the well of eternal sadness...
Carrot Top: Really?
Space Ghost: Eternal, bottomless pit of blackest despondency.
Carrot Top: (crying) Can we just move on?
Space Ghost: (sighs) Oh, Carrot, I don't know if I'll ever be able to 'move on.' It might take a week, it might take a year. It might take longer. She told me she needs space. I said, "That's me! I'm Space! Space Ghost!" It's very dark, and very cold. It's so very cold in space.
Carrot Top: They film "Star Trek" there. I used to live there.
Space Ghost: Coooold... coooold...
Carrot Top: It's very dark, it's very cold...
Space Ghost: It's... very... dark... and... very... cold...
Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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