Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[Figure09]

1. If you chew gum while peeling Moltar then it will stop you from crying!
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Moltar would protect them from evil spirits.
3. Moltar has a memory span of three seconds.
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Moltar on!
5. There are 336 dimples on Moltar.
6. Moltar is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Moltar.
8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Moltar!
9. Moltar cannot jump.
10. Without Moltar, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.

[superfragile]

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Figure09 wrote:

Moltar is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.

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Technically speaking, it's an oblong, titanium slat.

[HailBrak]

Top Ten Trivia Tips about Linux!

1. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Linux is two minutes.
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Linux has 7!
3. The opposite sides of Linux always add up to seven.
4. Europe is the only continent that lacks Linux!
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Linux on.
6. Two grams of Linux provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
7. Linux was named after Linux the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
8. To check whether Linux is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Linux will sink, and fresh Linux will float!
9. An average beaver can cut down Linux every year.
10. Linux can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.

lol beaver

[Figure09]

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superfragile wrote:

Technically speaking, it's an oblong, titanium slat.

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It's actually a cadmium-alloy inhalant receptacle, but i'll let it slide this once.

[HailBrak]

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Minoriteam.
2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Minoriteam, and 400 times smaller.
3. About 100 people choke to death on Minoriteam each year!
4. Minoriteam was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Minoriteam.
6. If you lace Minoriteam from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Minoriteam.
8. Minoriteamolatry is the mindless worship of Minoriteam.
9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Minoriteam.
10. A Minoriteamometer is used to measure Minoriteam!

[Majikthise]

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Figure09 wrote:

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superfragile wrote:

Technically speaking, it's an oblong, titanium slat.

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It's actually a cadmium-alloy inhalant receptacle, but i'll let it slide this once.

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Actually, that's what he has instead of a nose, but I'll let that slide this once.

Message Edited by Majikthise on 03-01-2006 01:12 AM

[itsacoaster]

9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Minoriteam.

^That's way too ironic.

[Figure09]

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Majikthise wrote:

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Figure09 wrote:

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superfragile wrote:

Technically speaking, it's an oblong, titanium slat.

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It's actually a cadmium-alloy inhalant receptacle, but i'll let it slide this once.

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Actually, that's what he has instead of a nose, but I'll let that slide this once.

Message Edited by Majikthise on 03-01-2006 01:12 AM

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Isn't it the same thing? It's a dual-function receptacle. He can breathe and talk through it.

[Majikthise]

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Majikthise wrote:

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Figure09 wrote:

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superfragile wrote:

Technically speaking, it's an oblong, titanium slat.

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It's actually a cadmium-alloy inhalant receptacle, but i'll let it slide this once.

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Actually, that's what he has instead of a nose, but I'll let that slide this once.

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Isn't it the same thing? It's a dual-function receptacle. He can breathe and talk through it.

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Right, but we're talking about his tongue:

http://snard.com/sg/guide/?ep=30&loc=6203#a

[Figure09]

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Majikthise wrote:

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Figure09 wrote:

Isn't it the same thing? It's a dual-function receptacle. He can breathe and talk through it.

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Right, but we're talking about his tongue:

http://snard.com/sg/guide/?ep=30&loc=6203#a

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I see....

[ haven't watched Vol. 2 in a while ]

[AltredBeast]

You forgot to add that Tad Ghostal goes mad postal.

[superfragile]

1. Donald Duck's middle name is computers.
2. Computers were first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from computers!
4. India tested its first nuclear computers in 1974.
5. Scientists believe that computers began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
6. If you cut computers in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in computers!
8. Computers have only one weakness - the colour yellow!
9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than computers.
10. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of computers.

1. The risk of being struck by seamen is one occurence every 9,300 years.
2. Seamen, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating seamen at least three times a week!
4. Seamen can't sweat!
5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into seamen!
6. Seamen can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Seamen!
8. Red seamen at night, shepherd's delight. Red seamen at morning, shepherd's warning.
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using seamen.
10. An average seamen can cut down seamen every year.

Message Edited by superfragile on 03-01-2006 01:30 AM

Message Edited by superfragile on 03-01-2006 01:31 AM

[HailBrak]

1. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after pubes.
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as pubes would protect them from evil spirits.
3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by pubes fighting underground.
4. In their entire life, pubes will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
5. Pubes are worth their weight in gold - literally!
6. California is the biggest exporter of pubes in the world!
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as pubes.
8. Lightning strikes pubes over seven times every hour!
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than pubes.
10. If you chew gum while peeling pubes then it will stop you from crying.

[Figure09]

1. Brakocracy is government by Brak.
2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Brak.
3. Brak can last longer without water than a camel can.
4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Brak every year.
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Brak.
6. In Chinese, the sound 'Brak' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
7. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Brak.
8. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Brak in your mouth.
9. Brak invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
10. Ideally, Brak should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.

[Figure09]

1. Finding Golgafrinchams on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
2. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Golgafrinchams.
3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Golgafrinchams'.
4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Golgafrinchams.
5. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Golgafrinchams, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
6. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Golgafrinchams supply.
7. Golgafrinchams were named after Golgafrinchams the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
8. Some birds use Golgafrinchams to orientate themselves during migration!
9. California is the biggest exporter of Golgafrinchams in the world.
10. Golgafrinchams can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!

[KorozoRonah]

1. Brock Sampson has only one weakness - the colour yellow.  -- ...something's not adding up here
2. The condom - originally made from Brock Sampson - was invented in the early 1500s!
3. The only planet that rotates on its side is Brock Sampson.
4. It is impossible to fold Brock Sampson more than seven times. -- ...Cause he'd likely kill you before number 3
5. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Brock Sampson'.
6. Brock Sampson will always turn right when leaving a cave.
7. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Brock Sampson in a day!
8. About 100 people choke to death on Brock Sampson each year.
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Brock Sampson into a volcano it would stop erupting! -- ...Well, now we know why they aren't around anymore
10. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Brock Sampson!

[Silvolf]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Silvolf!

1. Silvolf is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
2. Research indicates that Silvolf will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
3. Silvolf can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
4. If you drop Silvolf from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
5. The porpoise is second to Silvolf as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
6. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Silvolf!
7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Silvolf.
8. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Silvolf.
9. Silvolf, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
10. Lightning strikes Silvolf over seven times every hour!

[Majikthise]

All good things to know!

[Figure09]

I have no recollection of this thread...

...O_O

[ save me, closet, i'm scared ]

[Majikthise]

I found it buried deep in the bowels of GCD.

[Figure09]

I miss the days when the tracker went all the way back to the day you registered. Then I could dig these things up myself: things I have no memory of making so I can look at them and think "Oh God, why."