Space Ghost Coast to Coast

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

so i've been on the aqua teen forums more recently and just watched Kentucky Nightmare, Curling Flower Space, Live at the Fillmore and Curses. I officially just got back into it and will definitely be posting more. Can I get a welcome back?

NO WHO ARE YOUS PLZZZZZZ

[Majikthise]

You can. Welcome back!

[mastershakesbaby]

With your username, you can never forget SGC2C lol

[Silvolf]

Yay! Welcome back!

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Whenever I read it, I read it in Weird Al's voice...

[mastershakesbaby]

Heeeeey Zorak...you....evil locust!

[Majikthise]

The guests never want to talk to Moltar.

[mastershakesbaby]

So true. Space Ghost and his darn brainwashing..

[Majikthise]

I'm pretty sure it's because he's so intimidating (Moltar, I mean). You literally have no idea what's going on behind that visor.

[mastershakesbaby]

All we know is there's a bright light filled with evil. And calmness. He's the kinda guy I'd share secrets with.

[Majikthise]

And he'd keep them safe because his cadmium alloy inhalant receptacle is sealed.

[mastershakesbaby]

And I'd give him a pizza topped with haddick so he'd be a little happier.

[Majikthise]

Not orange roughy?

[mastershakesbaby]

Sure, on the side. And I'll make sure it's bloated.

[Majikthise]

Just make sure whoever prepares it isn't allergic.

[mastershakesbaby]

Well, I hope Mookie's okay.

"Hey look, the baby maggot's talkin'!"

[Silvolf]

I wouldn't want to mess with Moltar but I would use him as a bodyguard!

[Majikthise]

Pay him enough and I'm sure he'd go for that.

[mastershakesbaby]

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Silvolf wrote:

I wouldn't want to mess with Moltar but I would use him as a bodyguard!

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Me either! After hearing him say BEEFARONI! in the Cookout ep, I knew I'd be writing my will before I ever altercate with him :l

The funny thing is that Zorak isn't that scary unarmed. He may be 7 feet tall, but he's so skinny

[Majikthise]

Moltar will mess you up if you cross him.

[mastershakesbaby]

Especially with his lava-powers! My human-ness is no match for him, that's for sure.

What I really wanna see is Zorak vs. Moltar. I mean, we've seen Space Ghost versus each of them, but what about a physical fight?

I think I'd put my money on Moltar, but I'm not 100%

[Majikthise]

I wouldn't like to speculate how that would go.

[mastershakesbaby]

Maybe they won't actually fight. Maybe they'll just argue. Then Brak will say "Shuduuuuuuuuup!"

[Majikthise]

Yeah, I don't see Moltar and Zorak getting physical with each other.

Besides, if they were going to fight, it would be with pies. We all know that.

[mastershakesbaby]

And Zorak would go for the epic crotch-shot. Instant win, of course.

I know it'd never happen, but I find myself thinking how cool it'd be if it happened. And who SG would root for.