Squidbillies

[gojiberrie]

Rant based on vol. 4.

written during a storm at sea

and posted via satellite phone

STIRBURY COFF

Damit Rusty didja tuch the trim. how many times has i din toldja not to tuch the dang trim?

I be me tranin for the nazcar.now fech me dat dere bottel , and leev me be,so's i kin do this tier rantatizin fo da jolificashun of dem

swimmer toony tipes.

Lil keeps growin this tier stirbury coff weed.

imagify u a smoke dat taists like stirburys butt makes u coff like a puttoty put waverunner.

the dam hippie luvin govmint dun took my truck,boat,truck,boat,waverunner.

jist cuz i wanted me sum dam munee.

i wisht i had me sum nu hogs.

not just for shutin,but for luvin n watnot.

didja no dat hog is da name for dem harlee bike people?

dems the kinda hogs i doest be wantin. dont gotta be no idyot ta no dat dem harlees be sum fine motosickles.

dont even get me to start rantatizin bout my teeth fallin out. de florida in de wata is gonna make us all need choppers.

dat brings me back to the hogs. he he choppers.

in summatization, ifin u likt my rantatashun. gimme a hog not a dog gum folder.

i gots me no needs fort.

GO TO HELL

EARLY CUYLER

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[mountainclimber]

Dun smoked me sum of that strawberry cough.
it's true to it's name.
Strawberry choke is more like it.

[MrBarnabyJones]

*gives hot dogs and steals a pound of strawberry cough*

[mountainclimber]

H.O.G.
HARLEY OWNERS GROUP.
hot rod. Hot dog don't cut it.

[MrBarnabyJones]

smart phone error....its not as smart as it thinks

though hot dogs are good too

[mountainclimber]

Well them satellite phonez be dam expensive.

[mountainclimber]

Dang. Da sturm iz a growed ta a monstir makifyin hericayn.
Da cut of yer jib, best be a sturm trysayl.
Oh da wayves mus ta b a doggum wall ov see waters .

[gojiberrie]

i SURVIVED MY SECOND HURRICANE AT SEA.
THANKS FOR THE KUDOS, AND THE REPLIES.
DIDN'T WANT THE FOLDER, JUST WANTED TO RANT LIKE EARLY.
CONGRATULATIONS EXPLOSIVO.
REGARDS FROM LIFEUNDERWATER.
SHE SAVED OUR COLLECTIVE ASS WITH HER NAVIGATION SKILLS.

[gojiberrie]

this contest brings back a flood of memories from my voyage to Panama last year. Good times, great crew ~sigh~ time to get back out on the ocean.

[aZuniFetish]

Just read it for the first time. Well done. Sounded just like early. Especially like the way that you incorporated the trim complaint. GENIUS. Have a great time with your new yacht. Doubt you'll even see this for months.

[aZuniFetish]

In meth-od to my madness one of the hogs takes off on earlys moped. Those hogs were really strung out.

[mountainclimber]

Nursing a burn right now from wearing shorts on my hog.
Accidentally touched my calves to the hot pipe. STUPID.

[featherbrain]

I love this rant.It sounds just like Early.
Would be perfect for him to wear Don't Touch the Brim hat while commencin to particulate this "rantatashun".Cannot use my colors
Stupid phone.