06-26-2011 08:19 PM
Rant based on vol. 4.
written during a storm at sea
and posted via satellite phone
Damit Rusty didja tuch the trim. how many times has i din toldja not to tuch the dang trim?
I be me tranin for the nazcar.now fech me dat dere bottel , and leev me be,so's i kin do this tier rantatizin fo da jolificashun of dem
swimmer toony tipes.
Lil keeps growin this tier stirbury coff weed.
imagify u a smoke dat taists like stirburys butt makes u coff like a puttoty put waverunner.
the dam hippie luvin govmint dun took my truck,boat,truck,boat,waverunner.
jist cuz i wanted me sum dam munee.
i wisht i had me sum nu hogs.
not just for shutin,but for luvin n watnot.
didja no dat hog is da name for dem harlee bike people?
dems the kinda hogs i doest be wantin. dont gotta be no idyot ta no dat dem harlees be sum fine motosickles.
dont even get me to start rantatizin bout my teeth fallin out. de florida in de wata is gonna make us all need choppers.
dat brings me back to the hogs. he he choppers.
in summatization, ifin u likt my rantatashun. gimme a hog not a dog gum folder.
i gots me no needs fort.
GO TO HELL
06-27-2011 01:48 PM
06-28-2011 09:49 AM
06-29-2011 03:59 PM
smart phone error....its not as smart as it thinks
though hot dogs are good too
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11-08-2012 08:21 PM - edited 11-09-2012 03:39 PM
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