As your newly recruited helper I will here and now swear an oath of loyalty to Squidbillies and all it's posts herein.
ahem....(puts hand on season 2 DVD)
I SOLEMZLY SWEARS THAT I WILL CONSTANTLY DRINK PINE CONE LIQUORS AT ALL TIMES WHILST WHIELDIN A SAWED OFF SHOTGUN NOT TO MENTION A SWEETER THAN HELL DOUBLE HEADED DRAGON TATOO WITH THE GOOGLEY EYES IN THE BACK'A HIS HEAD. YOU KNOW THAT THAT MEANS?????
um.....
so yeah, I will be here to inspire all of you to love squidbillies harder than you've ever loved anyone or anything excluding japanese pillow dolls you may have recieved AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT. i didn't ask for it, I swear.
I'm an cool dude who doesn't afraid of most things and I'm sure most of you don't get that joke, but I am always available for questions, pm's, autographs, kudos, whathaveyou. now go about's yer daily lives, that's all.