Love the new season, but I wouldn't mind hearing some new theme songs. I got so impatient I wrote a few of my own. Here's some of my favorites:
Daddy broke his back in sixty-seven.
The tractor broke down back in seventy-three.
Bonham broke the band up nineteen eighty.
And ever since I got that **beast** E.D.
(My south will rise again though... I got me some pills.)
I walk fiteen miles to the quick stop
with a baby and a foot made of PVC.
Don't need no help from the new administration.
Keep that Commie-care away from me.
(Blood is thicker than... blood.)