Squidbillies

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Squidbillies Character wiki

This thread is for people to post information about Squidbillies characters. I don't really know how to do this exactly but we can try. (I hope the official Helpers of this folder are okay with this.)

So, feel free to post information about the various characters in Squidbillies. The major characters, the minor characters, and everything inbetween.

Later an official thread can be made or this thread can be turned into the official thread that combines the information posted in here by people into an official Squidbillies wiki.

Update #3:

Pictures have now been posted! We are still missing a few of the minor characters however.

We still need some more voice actor information on a few of the characters as well.

Also if you have any characters that come to mind that are not listed, please bring them up or even better post them and write a summary on them.

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Well I think this would best serve as a hub of information on characters.

Compose all the info you can think of a character. Get the pic you'd like. See if anyone wants to add info.

Then compose one character bio based on the info and give credit where credit is due.

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Character: Early Cuyler

Voice Actor: Unknown Hinson (aka Stuart Daniel Baker)

Relatives: Krystal (ex-wife)

                   Rusty (son)

                   Granny (Early's Grandmother)

                    Lil (older sister)

                    Dr. Bug (smart older relative. Doctor)

                    Hershel Walker Jr. (Nephew)

                    Derwood Cuyler (?)

                    Shanon Cuyler (?)

                    Ga Ga Pee Pap "12 Gun" Cuyler (Early's Grandfather)

Occupation: Early works for Dan Halen's comapny. In one episode he was even made into the CEO of the company.

Bio: Early is a squid that lives in the northern part of Georgia with his family. Early is very strict with his son Rusty. This can be seen throughout many different episodes, including the time when he tried to make Rusty a man and when he yelled at Rusty for playing poorly at church. Early also likes hunting just about anything. He is also a heavy drinker and has a record with the law in both his hometown and in Atlanta. One of Early's heroes is Pac-Man. He once stated that we might have lost the war if it hadn't been for Pac-Man. Early also enjoys his hats and he has quite the variety of them. He usually wears at least one hat with something different written on it per episode. Although he has at times worn many hats in a single episode. Early lives with his son Rusty, his sister Lily, and his grandmother in their old run down shack in the country side of northern Georgia.

That's all I am going to post for Early for  now. I can add stuff later of course. (Like I said I am just kind of eeing how this goes)

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Yeah that's what i was thinking.

We will need pictures of course for each charater. I almost forgot about that.

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Character: Russell "Rusty" Cuyler

Voice Actor: Daniel McDevitt

Relatives: Krystal (mon)

                   Early Cuyler (dad)

                   Granny

                   Lil Cuyler

                   Dr. Bug

                   Hershel Walker Jr.

                   Derwoood Cuyler

                   Shanon Cuyler

                   Ga Ga Pee Pap "12 Gun" Cuyler (Rusty's Great Grandfather)

Occupation: Rusty has no clear job because he is a kid. He has done various tasks throughout the series However. One example was when he was used by law enforcement to capture sexual predators.

Bio: Rusty is the son of Early and Kystal. He was abandoned by his mother and raised for a time by Lil Cuyler and later wolves. He eventually finds his father on a chain gang. When this happens his dad is released and they lived together with his Granny and Lil Cuyler from then on. He is not very smart but he has more sense than his dad many times during the show. He constantly wants to impress his dad and many times does dangerous and foolish activities to gain his father's approval. Because of his desire to impress his dad, his father many times uses Rusty for his own desires, regardless of what happens to Rusty. Rusty has a red haired mullet and bad teeth and he also has acne problems. Rusty at times hunts with his father. The two of them once dressed up as fruit while hunting in the forest. One other bit of fun information is that Rusty at one point sold his soul to the Devil so that he could learn to play the guitar and other instruments well. Rusty lives with his father Early, Lily and Granny in their shack in the country side.

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Character: Ruby Jean "Granny" Cuyler

Voice Actor: Dana Snyder

Relatives: Early Cuyler (Grandson)

                   Lil Cuyler (Granddaughter)

                   Rusty Cuyler (Great Grandson)

                   Dr. Bug

                   Hershel Walker Jr.

                   Derwood Cuyler

                   Shanon Cuyler

                   Ga Ga Pee Pap "12 Gun" Cuyler (Husband)

Occupation: No real Occupation.

Bio: Granny is the grandmother of Early and Lil Cuyler. She is the great Grandmother of Rusty Cuyler. Granny is a Christian woman and at many times in the series she sees Squid Je.sus and often talks to him. Many times during the series she seems like she is on the brink of death but she never does die, she always comes out of it. Granny also suffers from exteme dementia at times. Many times in the series she forgets where she is and what is going on. As for her physical appearance, she sags and goes around hanging onto a walker. She also has strong sexual desires at times. One time she faked her death in hopes of tricking everyone to revive the ghost of Robert E. Lee and make love to him again. Even though she is a Christian she is still as wild and as violent as the rest of the family. She lives with Rusty, Lil and Early in their run down shack in the country side.

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Character: Lil Cuyler

Voice Actor: Patricia French

Relatives: Early Cuyler (Brother)

                   Granny (Lil's Grandmother)

                    Rusty Cuyler

                    Dr. Bug

                    Hershel Walker Jr.

                    Derwood Cuyler

                    Shanon Cuyler

                    Ga Ga Pee Pap "12 Gun" Cuyler (Grandfather)

Occupation: She has no official job. Outside her house it says she sells peanuts and other such tourist things to buy. She actually amkes and sells marijuana and cystal meth.

Bio: Lil Cuyler is the Grandaughter and Granny and Ga Ga Pee Pap Cuyler. She is also the brother of Early. Lil helped raised Rusty when he was younger. She has no real job but she does make and sell crystal meth and marijuana secretly. In one episode she had a hole in her house in which she could watch her underground operation while she pretended she was passed out on the floor in fake vomit. While she runs this operation she also uses her own stuff. Most of her blood has been replaced with cigarette smoke and she has Hepatitis D. As for her physical appearance, she has long fake fingernails on her tentacles and she wears a lot of makeup. Her voice is also very raspy because of all the cigarette smoke over the years. She seems to take much less of a role in the family and its problems. Probably because of all the time it takes to deal with her illegal drug operation. She lives with Rusty, Early, and Granny in their worn down old shack in the country side.

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Character: Krystal

Voice Actor: Mary Kraft

Relatives: Early Cuyler (ex-husband)

                   Rusty Culyer (son)

Occupation: She does nothing buy lay around scratching off lottery tickets and eating.

Bio: Krystal had sexual relations with Early and later had a son named Rusty. She also has had relationships with other people as well many times through the series. Some of those include the snake creature, Dan Halen, and Mexican people. We can assume she has had relations with many other people as well. Krystal abandoned her son Rusty and left him with Lil Cuyler. Many times throughout the series, Early has tried to get back with Krystal. In the end she always rejects or cheats on him so they go their seperate ways. At one point in the series she won the lottery. She loves to play the lottery and after she won it she spent all the money on more lottery tickets. Her pyhsical appearance shows that she is very fat. She eats and drinks a lot all day. She has to be carried around by cranes to get from place to place. She also has blonde hair. She lives in a junkyard on a dirty mattress and is usually drinking from a huge sip cup.

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Character: Ga Ga Pee Pap "12 Gun" Cuyler

Voice Actor: Jesco White

Relatives: Early Cuyler (Grandson)

                   Lil Cuyler (Granddaughter)

                   Granny (Wife)

                   Rusty Cuyler (Great Grandson)

Occupation: I don't know, anyone remember?

Bio: Ga Ga Pee Pap is the grandfather of Early and Lil Cuyler and he is the Great Grandfather of Rusty Cuyler. He raised Early and Lil before he ran off with another woman. From what we know about him he is similar to Early. He goes after women and he is wild. He also has had trouble with the law. When we see him in his episode he is in jail. Early thought he hid a treausre in their house but it looks untrue. He also appears to have had a similar relationship to Early as Early does to Rusty. He was abusive and Early wanted to prove himself to him. This might explain somewhat where Early got his nature from.

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Character: Derwood Cuyler

Voice Actor: ?

Relatives: Early Cuyler (brother)

                   Lil Cuyler( sister)

Occupation: ?

Bio: Derwood is the brother of Early and Lil Cuyler. He is married and has two children. Their names are Possey and Parker. He is successful and lives in an urban setting. He is embarrassed about his relatives and their lifestyle. He tries to dress like humans so that people will not see him in the same eye as Early and his other relatives.

(That's all I really know about this one, anyone else have more to add on this or any of the others please feel free to add what you have.)

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Character: The Sheriff

Voice Actor: Charles Napier (episodes 1-9)

                      Bobby Ellerbee (9-present)

Relatives: Clones

Occupation: He is the Sheriff for Dougal County

Bio: The Sheriff is a nice person and he tries to uphold the law at times. Other times he seems a bit dense and doesn't know what is going on, like when Early kidnappeed Santa. He has arrested Early many times but he does care for Early and has at many times throughout the series tried to protect Early and his family. Many times he has tried to stop them from doing something stupid that would hurt themselves or others. He rarely ever pulls out his gun but he has done so at least once before. The Sheriff has been cloned many times as well. The clones were made by Dan Halen and kept in a corn field. Later in the series the clones work under the main Sheriff in many episodes. overall he is a nice person, he even saved a bunch of eggs that Rusty and Early laid. When they hatched however they were vampire babies. As for his appearance, he has a moustache and he is a bit obese. No fat by any means but not skinny either.

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Character: Deputy Denny

Voice Actor: Dave WIllis

Relatives: Clones

Occupation: The Deputy for the police department

Bio: Deputy Denny is one of the many clones of the Sheriff. He is deformed and has a sunken head. He looks like the sheriff but is much shorter and has swollen or sunken places on his body. He has become the deputy to the sheriff. He along with the Sheriff and other clones of the sheriff make up the police force of Dougal County. He also has a igher pitched voice than that of the Sheriff when he talks.

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Character: Reverend

Voice Actor: Scott Hilley

Relatives: ?

Occupation: He is a preacher

Bio: The Reverend is a preacher in the town. He is the head of the church that the Cuylers and the Sheriff go to. He also owns a mattress store that Early worked at for a short time. He does not like and fears Early and his family. He is also very intolerant of many things such as drinking and many other worldy activities. However he at times participates in things that he are morally wrong throughout the series. In the episode with the rapture he is left on Earth while others go to Heaven. He also in one episode tried to bring the Devil out of Rusty when Rusty had made a deal with the Devil and later in that same peisode he made a bet that landed him in Hell. In appearance he looks like a fat blue person. He also wanted Early's Grandfather to die because he stole a CD box set from him.

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Character: Dan Halen

Voice Actor: Tod Hanson

Relatives: ?

Occupation: Owner of Dan Halen Sheetrock International and many other businesses.

Bio: Dan Halen is a smart creature that is in charge of Dougal County and possibly has power further than that. He can maipulate and trick the residents into doing almost anything he wants. Although sometimes his plans don't go according to plan, he usually gets his way and very few people oppose him. If they do they are usually silenced by his ability to calm their fears and lie to them. If that does not work he might just kill them. He is the owner of Dan Halen Sheetrock International. Along with this business he also sells arms to other nations, sells dangerous baby toys, and does many other activities to make money at the expense of other people's pain and stupidity. He is by nature evil and has been around for a long time. As shown in one episode in a documentary about his life, he was shown doing bad activities in various slides with pictures taken through the years dating all the way back to the death of the dinosaurs(which he caused according to the picture). He of course killed the person that asked him about this and replaced her with a clone.His appearance is that if a small short creature with red hair and big feet but no knees.

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Character: Uncle Shannon Cuyler

Relatives: Early Cuyler

                   Lil Cuyler

                   Granny

                   etc.

Occupation: ?

Bio: He wasn't around for very long in the episodes in which he appeared. He was hiding with the Cuyler clan during the Y2K event. They were in a shelter and he was deep fried and later eaten by Early and the rest of the family.

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Character: Herschel Walker Jr.

Relatives: Lil Cuyler ( mom)

                   Early Cuyler

                   Rusty Cuyler

                   Granny

                   Ga Ga Pee Pap Cuyler

Occupation: It is just a baby

Bio: Herschel Walker Jr. Is the son of Lily Cuyler. The only survivor of a large batch of offspring. It looked and acted like Early.

(I don't remember this episode. I had too look this information up on wikipedia and make a small summary from it. So if anyone remembers more about this please add that information)

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Character: Boyd

Voice Actor: Pete Smith

Relatives: ?

Occupation: He owns a local convenience store.

Bio: Boyd is an owner of a local convenience store. He talks like an old man and has a white beard. Early has robbed him many times during the series. One time he robbed him and he even said we'll see you in Sunday school, after he robbed him. He has also been shot many times during the series by Early.

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Character: Glenn

Voice Actor: Dave Willis

                      Tod Barry (episode 5, Season 1)

Relatives: his wife

Occupation: He works at Dan Halen's company

Bio: Glenn is a fellow employee of Early in Dan Halen's company. He does not like Early probably because Early tries to seduce Glenn's wife and he will not leave her alone. Early also tends to assault Glenn many times as well both at work and at home when he goes after his wife.

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Character: Snakeman

Relatives: ?

Occupation: ?

Bio: He is a gaint snake like creature. He is often seen eating random people in the town. He is also one of Krystal's lovers and is seen with her a few times. He was on the chain gang with Early as well and he was let go by the Sheriff after the Sheriff let Early go. After he was released he tried to eat the Sheriff.

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Character: Dr. Bug

Voice Actor: Todd Barry

Relatives: Granny (abandoned son of Granny)

                   Early Cuyler (presumed brother)

                   Lily Culyer (presumed sister)

                   Derwood Cuyler (presumed brother)

Occupation: He is a doctor

Bio: Dr. Bug is the son of Granny. She abandoned him and flushed him down the toilet. She told him he was always her favorite when she was in the hospital. He tries to hide his relation to the family however. He eventually offers his gallbladder to save Granny's life when she is in the hospital. In appearance he is a bigger squid than the others.

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Character: Ellis

Voice Actor: Dave Willis

Relatives: ?

Occupation: He is a bartender

Bio: Ellis is a bartender at the Jiggle Hut. This is a strip join that Early likes to go to. He frequently escorts Early out of the club.

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Character: The Doctor

Voice Actor: Tommy Blacha

Relatives: ?

Occupation: A doctor

Bio: This is a doctor that has not been named. He appears a few times in the series. He is not very smart and usually does not know what to do or what is wrong with people. He also may be crazy to an extent. He once put gasoline on himself and set himself on fire for no reason.

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Character: The QB (I don't know if he has a name)

Relatives: ?

Occupation: He is the QB of the local high school

Bio: The QB appears in the first episode. He has sticks for legs and arms and he has a football taped to one of the arm sticks. He goes out into the street and is run over by a truck. Too bad because they were talking playoffs this year.

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Wow thoroughly impressed.

Let me know if you come up with some pics.

And give me any specific characters you might need some help with

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Character: Squid Je.sus

Voice Actor: Stewart Briehut

                      Fred Armisen (Episode 5, Season 2)

Occupation: The Squid version of Je.sus

Bio: He is often seen by Granny. He is the squid version of Je.sus.  He appears many times throughout the series, usually seen by Grann only. In one episode he initiates the rapture but in the end he was not supposed to do so and everyone had to go back to Earth. Most of the other times through the series he is seen by Granny doing card tricks and trying to keep her alive so that she will not go to Heaven to be with him.