oh yeah? well i don't understand your turkey time.
you started out talking chicken time, but then turned to turkey time
and we don't talk no turkey round these parts cause this is chicken country!!!
best job i ever had was sexing chickens on the mountain.
male or female, young or old, didn't matter, i sexed em best i could and when i got done sexin one,
ti'd throw it in a box and sex another one like greased lightening.
see, as a youngun i always dreamed of being the greatest chicken sexer ever because my mamma sexed chickens
and she told me daddy sexed chickens and i was concieved on a chicken sexing table, but i never got to meet my daddy,
supposedly he died after sexing chickens for 48 hours straight so sexing chickens was in my blood from day one.
ultimately, i became the world record holder for sexing 1,239,016 chickens in an hour and recieved numerous awards for sexing chickens,
even the governor came to the chicken sexing room and let me show him how to properly sex a chicken for the tv cameras.
now i'm retired and miss the days where i could sex them chickens all day long with loving tender care,
sure, some folks will still call me up and ask me to come sex their chickens,
but it's a shame i'm a dying breed and it's a lost art since they got them robots sexing chickens now.
young'uns never gonna know the pleasure of sexing a chicken unless i show em...
and that's what i'm gonna tell the parole board i want to do for my community service, travel to schools and sex chickens for the children.
FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
I see your wet and raise your wet.
whsnru told me i'm some guy. i believed.
1785 call me sometime:]
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