06-12-2008 02:34 PM
Explosivo, I just read your Squidbillies fanscript. It's awesome. It feels as though I was listening to a storyboard for an actual episode. The characters are spot on. My only complaint is that it's not longer. Can't wait for your next one, especially since we're not getting any new episodes for a while, if ever. Cheers!
Early: "Words ain't done nothin' for none body"
06-13-2008 01:23 AM
06-13-2008 01:46 AM
YEah i liked it too explosivo, good work. this might be a dumb suggestion but what if you did an episode about the race war theyre always talking about; seems to me theres probably a plethora of goodmaterial you could write about that. i know its a vague idea, maybe squids vs chalkies or wetbacks or something. It might have some potential. or it might just be shet. lemme know what u think.
06-14-2008 01:20 AM
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06-15-2008 11:11 AM - edited 06-15-2008 11:15 AM
I just found out BIlly Joe Shaver is coming to baton rouge next week! and its my favorite bar too! wooo!
Early (to granny): Leaky mouth womern! get on back inside the house and take youre im so old im gonna dam die pills!"
06-15-2008 01:09 PM
06-15-2008 04:26 PM
Early: "Dear lord, please allow this dangerous combination of hair spray, bat slobber, and DOT4 automatic transmission fluid, to excite my mind, occupy my spirit and enrage my body. Provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or hasnt done unto me, all mu best, Early Cuyler."
remember the "Frat aliens" type characters Early sells glug to first? I like the one guy who said "I'm..scared" just the way he says it really.
06-17-2008 02:27 AM
Early: I'm Awesome Bill from Dawsonville.
Judge to D.A.: You know your fighting an uphill battle don't you? I mean, he did say that he looked at him crossways. This is Georgia, I mean we're still backwards in a lot of ways. I mean a LOT of ways.
06-17-2008 05:54 PM - edited 06-17-2008 05:56 PM
This isn't exact, but it was something like:
"Maybe one day I'll see im' in the octagon, a mysterious 8 legged scrapper performin' a perfectly executed rear naked choke on Tim The Maniac Sylvia"
06-18-2008 12:30 AM
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06-20-2008 01:11 PM
Early: See if that sumbitch'll fax now.
Glen: It never was able to fax. It's a coffee maker.
Early: (long pause)You dumbass, you can't fax coffee! Coffee don't fax worth a **h4x3d**. Every time the rain hits it'll run. **h4x3d** you uhh dumb sumbitch.
06-25-2008 01:29 AM
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Early: "Dear Jessús, i beseech thee, please give me the magic power to explode the brains and neck with the panty-tearin solo power."
Squid Jessús: "No."
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