Squidbillies

[ShadowGuy6]

Explosivo,  I just read your Squidbillies fanscript.  It's awesome.  It feels as though I was listening to a storyboard for an actual episode.  The characters are spot on.  My only complaint is that it's not longer.  Can't wait for your next one, especially since we're not getting any new episodes for a while, if ever.  Cheers!

Early: "Words ain't done nothin' for none body"

[Explosivo_420]

hey thanks shadowguy, whenever i get my next episode idea, i'll make sure to make it a bit longer

Early: "if it's a dracular, it best be killed" 

[truck-boat-truck]

YEah i liked it too explosivo, good work. this might be a dumb suggestion but what if you did an episode about the race war theyre always talking about; seems to me theres probably a plethora of goodmaterial you could write about that. i know its a vague idea, maybe squids vs chalkies or wetbacks or something. It might have some potential. or it might just be shet. lemme know what u think.

[Explosivo_420]

I guess I could do an episode like that, but you have to give me a premise. What incident instigates this riot?

[truck-boat-truck]

ill think about it tonight and get back to you tmrw with something

[Explosivo_420]

alright cool, get back to me.

Meanwhile,

Early "screw the mud days, it's corn times baby!"

[ShadowGuy6]

Tooottttaallllllyyyyyy missed not having a new episode tonight.

[angelbelow182]

Early: Today we's learnin' about rawks. They's all kinds of rawks. These [picks up rock] is rawks which you throw. These here [throws rock at Rusty] is rawks that you get hit with.

[ShadowGuy6]

Dude, that quote Rawks!!!

[Explosivo_420]

agreed

Early: "We just a couple'a deadly deadly honeydews!"

it's when him and rusty is dressed up as an orange and banana waitin on their prey 

[truck-boat-truck]

hahaaa loved that one

[truck-boat-truck]

I just found out BIlly Joe Shaver is coming to baton rouge next week! and its my favorite bar too! wooo!

Early (to granny): Leaky mouth womern! get on back inside the house and take youre im so old im gonna dam die pills!"

Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 06-15-2008 10:15 AM

[truck-boat-truck]

Early: "Dear lord, please allow this dangerous combination of hair spray, bat slobber, and DOT4 automatic transmission fluid, to excite my mind, occupy my spirit and enrage my body. Provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or hasnt done unto me, all mu best, Early Cuyler."

[Explosivo_420]

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truck-boat-truck wrote:
Early: "Dear lord, please allow this dangerous combination of hair spray, bat slobber, and DOT4 automatic transmission fluid, to excite my mind, occupy my spirit and enrage my body. Provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or hasnt done unto me, all mu best, Early Cuyler."

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amen

remember the "Frat aliens" type characters Early sells glug to first? I like the one guy who said "I'm..scared" just the way he says it really.

[ShadowGuy6]

Early: I'm Awesome Bill from Dawsonville.

Judge to D.A.:  You know your fighting an uphill battle don't you?  I mean, he did say that he looked at him crossways.  This is Georgia, I mean we're still backwards in a lot of ways.  I mean a LOT of ways.

[Yans]

This isn't exact, but it was something like:

"Maybe one day I'll see im' in the octagon, a mysterious 8 legged scrapper performin' a perfectly executed rear naked choke on Tim The Maniac Sylvia"

Message Edited by Yans on 06-17-2008 05:56 PM

[grr420]

Early: "Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors come out here and proceed to here. Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."

[ShadowGuy6]

Early: "Jibbery style oinkery, what make no sense atall."

[Explosivo_420]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:
Early: "Jibbery style oinkery, what make no sense atall."

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Rusty (looking at before and after of a woman on meth): "Wow meth sure does make you.....boney"

Early: "yup, boney...and easy!"

Early: "Oooh THAT SMELL, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL! WHOOO!"

[angelbelow182]

Early: See if that sumbitch'll fax now.

Glen: It never was able to fax. It's a coffee maker.

Early: (long pause)You dumbass, you can't fax coffee! Coffee don't fax worth a **h4x3d**. Every time the rain hits it'll run. **h4x3d** you uhh dumb sumbitch.

[Yans]

Let's put cough drops in our buttholes and play vidya' games

[Explosivo_420]

 next time u wet urself its goin to be w bubblegum wine coolers~~Pervert

please have ur shirt unbuttoned b4 u enter the house we have a lot of unsuspecting perverts~~Dan Halen

good episodes on tonight. 

[Shtick]

ill post back up after i watch the episodes tonight again. but my all-time fav, close as i can remember
Early= "DONT YOU TELL Dj Jesús 'BOUT MY TRUCK-BOAT-TRUCK!"

Message Edited by Shtick on 06-24-2008 11:39 PM

[Shtick]

Rusty-Aww man they aint doin nothin
Granny-Not even oral?
Rusty-Is that what they call first base?
Granny-It is for me.

[truck-boat-truck]

Early: "Dear Jessús, i beseech thee, please give me the magic power to explode the brains and neck with the panty-tearin solo power."

Squid Jessús: "No."

Early: "Damm."

Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 06-26-2008 12:08 AM

Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 06-26-2008 12:11 AM