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ShadowGuy6 wrote:
:smileyvery-happy:  The best part of that quote is when Dan Halen gets to "squatting a lot Y", he lowers the hat briefly and we see a perfectly timed Early wink.  It really makes the scene.

:smileyvery-happy: yeah that wink really seals the deal!

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Rusty: Wait a'minute now, i thought you was gonna ask me some inquizitations! (chained up bear roars)

Early: Naaw i just said inquizitations cause, uh i couldnt think'uh that word what means..wrastle a bear.

Granny: Wrestle?

Early: Yea! thats it, nah you put yo'self that salmon hat on, and wrestle the hell outta that bear!

 

Sheriff: One Hope diamond?

Early: On display briefly, yes.

Sheriff: Well now that should be around here somewhere. Flames won't burn a diamond.

Early: Flames may'ah shot it somewher like a rocket, Sheriff i don know. Hell i aint no fireman.

 

 

 

 

 

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A few of the famous people that have done guest appearances: Todd Barry, Patton Oswalt, Vernon Chatman, .38 special, David Allen Coe, David Cross, Brendon Small, Fred Arminsen, Rachel Dracht, H. John Benjamin. There are more i'm not remembering at the moment so feel free to add. Also i just read that theres going to be a season 4, so, thank you white jezuz!

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truck-boat-truck wrote:

A few of the famous people that have done guest appearances: Todd Barry, Patton Oswalt, Vernon Chatman, .38 special, David Allen Coe, David Cross, Brendon Small, Fred Arminsen, Rachel Dracht, H. John Benjamin. There are more i'm not remembering at the moment so feel free to add. Also i just read that theres going to be a season 4, so, thank you white jezuz!

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how are you going to read about it but not link me to it?!
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hahaha i know what a dik move, sry here ya go: this is the art guys blog, under april 5th 2008 he says hes been workin on season 4, not much to go on but ill take it. http://prisk.typepad.com/squidbillies/.
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truck-boat-truck wrote:
hahaha i know what a dik move, sry here ya go: this is the art guys blog, under april 5th 2008 he says hes been workin on season 4, not much to go on but ill take it. http://prisk.typepad.com/squidbillies/.

 

Now i feel bad, i shoulda read all those a while ago. I can't believe i missed all these new posting by him!

 

See those prints of his art from the show? Selling for about $160 i wish i could afford it.

And there's going to be an [adult swim] calender coming out later this year?

Oh and there IS a season 4 being worked on. This is turning out to be a great day!

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i know i oogled them too, i tried to plot out a way to get them myself, but then i realized some horse's a$$ will proabably buy the last one buy the time im done pawning off my used furniture.:smileysad:

Furthermore i demand that praise be lavished upon me for finding this information about season 4.

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thank you once again for pointing out season 4!

 

will these quotes will be considered praise?

 

Early: "A B C D E F B...C D E F B...E, D E F B... A B C D E F B

sHARIF: "alright put em on the hood and spread em

Early:"oh cmon, sharif now that's a dam record!"

Listen!

 

Dan Halen: "I aint won jack alot from the squattery.

The Lottery should be the jack squattery, cuz i aint jack squating alot...y.

.uh...erm...there's more.

They should rename the lottery, to the jack squattery, cuz that's all i ever win in it!!!!!"

Early: "There you go."

Dan Halen: "Five exclamation points."

Early: "ohhh you slap that on a hat and you gonna make you some money"

Listen!

 


Granny: "In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.

And then he called light,... he renamed the day to light.

And the night,...he called the dark.

But, the light was called day"

Early: "Get with the story woman"

Granny: "Then, he took to making stuff.

Like, he made trees,.... birds..., bears...

Too many bears. He shoulda dialed back on the bears.

And so...he dialed back on the bears."

Listen

 

edit: quotes are color coded to character

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outstandinger than hell!

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Well hell yea, I tried to twist him up but he wouldn't have it, hell naugh. This ol' boys wild, we boutta hafta keep this one.

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
September 12, 1989 - June 25, 2011
bye my hippie

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HAH good sound clips. Post more if you can!

 

 

 

 

 

"Fruits dont talks" 

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thebearshow wrote:

HAH good sound clips. Post more if you can!

 

 

 

 

 

"Fruits dont talks" 


"Fruits just listerns"

 

sry i got those clips froma  website, that's about all they got.  

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DivisionofJoy wrote:

 

Well hell yea, I tried to twist him up but he wouldn't have it, hell naugh. This ol' boys wild, we boutta hafta keep this one.


"What about the rest of em?"

 

"Take them....to the movies." 

 

 

thanks for puttin this one up, i love that line soooo much. 

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"oh, uh, oh yeah.. how was disney land, rusty?  oh hell, that sounds nice.  did you run about with that Doofy and Marty Mouse, huh?"
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Granny: He waits and lurks and waits...and lurks..and he waits,, and he lurks

 

Erly: well he sure does stand about quite alot

"At least a saigon wh0re didnt bite my nose off"
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Rusty: you think we oughtta help him daddy

 

erly: now do what he says rusty plane crashes is contagious

"At least a saigon wh0re didnt bite my nose off"
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Early:  "Rustle c'mon son, Glitter only I said! I get the water. The WATER IS MINE!

You dont like it? Comlain to God, but Guess what he got a deaf turned to you boy.

You know Why CAUSE THERE AIN't NO ** blink blink ** GOD!"

Reverend:  "With your permission Early..Ide like to begin."

Early:  "Bring it on ding ** blink blink **."

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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"When god takes a dump on your head you just gotta craft it into a hat,

that says When god takes a dump on your head you just gotta craft it into a hat,

that says When god takes a dump on your head you just gotta craft it into a hat."

 

 

 

nos problems I's does thes bests thats I's cans

Audrey Ann Wickliffe
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The Lockin


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The Hangar Bay


 


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:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy: Roshi....it is Russell! lol....
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Semantics

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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sheriff: {falling asleep}  I killed a jaguar today..
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"wallynuts...blew the hell out of 'em"

 

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Early trying to buy lottery tickets:

 

Storeowner: "Why don't you just take all of them, seein as your robbin me?"

 

Early: "I got a systum!!"

"Oh yeah, you can never have enough precision in your soup".
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Sheriff: "While I don't understand how Russell could conceive...."

Early: "Diplarubbasummasexualosmosis."

 

 

I absolutely love how Early IMMEDIATELY replies with that like its a matter-of-fact.

 

 

 

Russell: "Yeah, look at this shirt. $4 at Old Navy but its free on the street WOOO"

Early: Russell! Mute your woos boy. There's a seven headed beast afoot."

Russell: "woohoo"

Early: "There you go"

 

 

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mdoverkill wrote:

Sheriff: "While I don't understand how Russell could conceive...."

Early: "Diplarubbasummasexualosmosis."

 

 

I absolutely love how Early IMMEDIATELY replies with that like its a matter-of-fact.

 

 

 

Russell: "Yeah, look at this shirt. $4 at Old Navy but its free on the street WOOO"

Early: Russell! Mute your woos boy. There's a seven headed beast afoot."

Russell: "woohoo"

Early: "There you go"

 

 


:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy: love the mute yer woos quote, plus the first one was amazing

 

thanks md

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