Squidbillies

[mdoverkill]

Russell: "My Turn"

Early: "Hell, No!"

Russell: "Hey, man let me drive that thing come on"

Early: "DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!!"

I'm surprised this one hasn't been put up yet, unless I missed it

[Explosivo_420]

hey i think we forgot it THANKS! love that quote every dam episode.

[ShadowGuy6]

"Jibber-Jabber-on, Jibber-Jabber-on"

[flinggerofpoo]

early: thatn didnt make it.      early: be carful with er ron,that's my heart youra caryin!

[truck-boat-truck]

HAhahaa awesome. 2 of my absolute favorites thank you.

Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 08-29-2008 06:42 PM

[flinggerofpoo]

dan hallen: now,what if the rest of the world were as blind as you just were? early: i rekon you'd take they stuff.

[flinggerofpoo]

early:uh-uh,no way. im as frim as red clay and as constant as....uh, drinkin. im constantly drinkin.

[flinggerofpoo]

early on megaphone:: I LOVE YOU,ILL FIND YOU,AND I WILL KILL YOU! CAUSE I CARE. throws down megaphone:: IMA GET ME THAT SONUVA ** dragon breath ** MONEY!!!!! (5 exclamation points.) lol

[Explosivo_420]

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flinggerofpoo wrote:
dan hallen: now,what if the rest of the world were as blind as you just were? early: i rekon you'd take they stuff.

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what does Early say when he takes the hat off, and he opens his eyes, i think

"OH NO I BEEN NUDIFIED!" i think i'm close....enough. 

[ShadowGuy6]

Nutha grate Early hat:

My other hat is Yo Mamma.

[Explosivo_420]

LOL

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:

Nutha grate Early hat:

My other hat is Yo Mamma.

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i love that one, also another one...."God's Good Buddy" it's funnier on screen cuz u see the trucks

I don't know if you know this, but "good buddy" is a trucker term for his "boyfriend",....see what i'm gettin at? 

[mdoverkill]

Dan Halen: "Deny stop the testing! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! We're practically giving the product away at this point."

Deny: "Hey y'all I'm gonna put this cloud down"

Okay, so I've been trying to figure what Early says in one of the lines from the gravity test scene:

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392193796c3011939c
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Granny: "How fast will it fall?"

Early: "We bout to find out....TIME IT!  NO WAIT!  D4MN IT MY ACCESSORIES! I guess I ain't goin out tonight"

Russell: "Wait Daddy, your head wear"

Early: "It don't matter now"

Early:  *mumbly part I can't understand and then he pushes granny off the tower*

Early: "EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY!"

[ShadowGuy6]

I believe he says "Life is a giant phallus"  

I love Granny playing the sitar. 

[Explosivo_420]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:

I believe he says "Life is a giant phallus"  

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I think he actually says fallacy, after listening close to that clip

but i could be wrong, because they have alot of mispronunciations, and this is a very good one (if it is one) 

[ShadowGuy6]

I kept listening to it, trying to hear fallacy, since that makes sense.  After enough listens; however, I was forced to conclude that he means to say fallacy, but the joke is that he says it incorrectly as phallus.

[Explosivo_420]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:
I kept listening to it, trying to hear fallacy, since that makes sense.  After enough listens; however, I was forced to conclude that he means to say fallacy, but the joke is that he says it incorrectly as phallus.

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ok, i can agree to that, BUT let me point out something. Normally the misprononciation jokes are the forefront of the dialouge, but this joke is very very difficult to pick up. Maybe it was just put there for the uber-nerds to discuss....and me 2.

[ShadowGuy6]

It may be hard to pick up, but it WAS there to pick up.  Here's another one :

Granny (in the crawlspace): "Let me outta here.  Jesus come to me and he said it was tax-free weekend, but then computers ain't included.  Then I got mad, we started yellin, then I ripped his throat out with my teeth, and now we gotta hide the body".

Early: "Granny, that which you babble-on, makes no dam sense tah anybody".

Granny: "I'm scared, cause I tell ya, I done stabbed that Ukrainian.  And if I go now, I'm gonna meet him on the other side..aaggh" *as she's tossed back in the hole. 

That had to be replayed a dozen times before I got that.

Message Edited by ShadowGuy6 on 08-29-2008 11:16 PM

[truck-boat-truck]

As far as i can tell what you have is right, "but if i go now im gonna meet him on the other side" i guess she means hell. Also i listened to the otehr one and you can kinda make out the CY on the end of fallacy.

[Explosivo_420]

if i had 90 dollhairs, i would leave my house right now, so i could attend DragonCon, and ask Dave Willis about these exact quotes.

But yeah too late for me, hopefully someone reads this before the panel tomorrow. 

[DivisionofJoy]

I should be outlawed

[ShadowGuy6]

Dan Halen: "I've been following your moves, Early.  You follow a predetermined set of routines in slow motion, with listless energy, and joyless precision.  You don't play by their rules, because your heart is a stallion".

Early: "Yeah.  My behind's closed for business, if that's what this is about".

Rusty: "*whispers in Early's ear*"

Early: "I need yur money, if that's what this is about".

[ShadowGuy6]

Yet another Early hat. 

NIFTY! NIFTY! 

  Look Who's

     53!

[Explosivo_420]

Dan Halen:[to krystal after kissing]"WOW am i tired after that sexually heated display. you take it ouf me you succubus"

Rusty:" Whos this man at our house"

Krystal:"Boy, you better show respect to your new ...step.....guy...whos effin me."

DH:"Well we havent effed yet  per se. But, soon we will eff,, because totally into.....effing...my fairest lady here, all the way , the full way"

Krystal:"I havent seen his junk yet, pull your junk out and show it to me"

DH:"Well i do have it, its just retractable."

Krystal: "Cmon we're gonna see Johnny mnemonic at the dollar"

Rusty:"We gonna see jonny menemonic?"

Krystal"Cmon my flap wagon ain't gonna pull itself"

[ShadowGuy6]

  Good one.

[truck-boat-truck]

yeah that was effin great