08-29-2008 02:27 PM
Russell: "My Turn"
Early: "Hell, No!"
Russell: "Hey, man let me drive that thing come on"
Early: "DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!!"
I'm surprised this one hasn't been put up yet, unless I missed it
08-29-2008 06:52 PM
08-29-2008 07:41 PM - edited 08-29-2008 07:42 PM
08-29-2008 07:42 PM
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08-29-2008 09:09 PM
Nutha grate Early hat:
My other hat is Yo Mamma.
08-29-2008 09:20 PM
08-29-2008 11:41 PM
Dan Halen: "Deny stop the testing! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! We're practically giving the product away at this point."
Deny: "Hey y'all I'm gonna put this cloud down"
Okay, so I've been trying to figure what Early says in one of the lines from the gravity test scene:
Granny: "How fast will it fall?"
Early: "We bout to find out....TIME IT! NO WAIT! D4MN IT MY ACCESSORIES! I guess I ain't goin out tonight"
Russell: "Wait Daddy, your head wear"
Early: "It don't matter now"
Early: *mumbly part I can't understand and then he pushes granny off the tower*
Early: "EVERYTHING IS TEMPORARY!"
08-29-2008 11:50 PM
I believe he says "Life is a giant phallus"
I love Granny playing the sitar.
08-30-2008 12:19 AM
08-30-2008 12:26 AM
08-30-2008 12:27 AM
I kept listening to it, trying to hear fallacy, since that makes sense. After enough listens; however, I was forced to conclude that he means to say fallacy, but the joke is that he says it incorrectly as phallus.
ok, i can agree to that, BUT let me point out something. Normally the misprononciation jokes are the forefront of the dialouge, but this joke is very very difficult to pick up. Maybe it was just put there for the uber-nerds to discuss....and me 2.
08-30-2008 01:14 AM - edited 08-30-2008 01:16 AM
It may be hard to pick up, but it WAS there to pick up. Here's another one :
Granny (in the crawlspace): "Let me outta here. Jesus come to me and he said it was tax-free weekend, but then computers ain't included. Then I got mad, we started yellin, then I ripped his throat out with my teeth, and now we gotta hide the body".
Early: "Granny, that which you babble-on, makes no dam sense tah anybody".
Granny: "I'm scared, cause I tell ya, I done stabbed that Ukrainian. And if I go now, I'm gonna meet him on the other side..aaggh" *as she's tossed back in the hole.
That had to be replayed a dozen times before I got that.
08-30-2008 01:27 AM
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08-30-2008 04:30 PM
Dan Halen: "I've been following your moves, Early. You follow a predetermined set of routines in slow motion, with listless energy, and joyless precision. You don't play by their rules, because your heart is a stallion".
Early: "Yeah. My behind's closed for business, if that's what this is about".
Rusty: "*whispers in Early's ear*"
Early: "I need yur money, if that's what this is about".
08-30-2008 04:33 PM
Yet another Early hat.
08-30-2008 04:46 PM
Dan Halen:[to krystal after kissing]"WOW am i tired after that sexually heated display. you take it ouf me you succubus"
Rusty:" Whos this man at our house"
Krystal:"Boy, you better show respect to your new ...step.....guy...whos effin me."
DH:"Well we havent effed yet per se. But, soon we will eff,, because totally into.....effing...my fairest lady here, all the way , the full way"
Krystal:"I havent seen his junk yet, pull your junk out and show it to me"
DH:"Well i do have it, its just retractable."
Krystal: "Cmon we're gonna see Johnny mnemonic at the dollar"
Rusty:"We gonna see jonny menemonic?"
Krystal"Cmon my flap wagon ain't gonna pull itself"
08-30-2008 04:54 PM
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