Squidbillies

[chevyvan]

Its an awesome show

[Explosivo_420]

Early: "Idle hands are the Devil's ding-a-ling" 

[BrownPartyLiquor]

"the truck boat truck will meet us at the pearly gates, its got the GPS"

[Explosivo_420]

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BrownPartyLiquor wrote:
"the truck boat truck will meet us at the pearly gates, its got the GPS"

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good one

[RoshiBlues]

Early: "Satan! Come into me and I will serve you dark lord I am your vessel."

[truck-boat-truck]

-Early: "That's right Rusty, this here is a hologram crafted by aliens in space to connive me outta my rightful thinkin' that it was snake people from the sky  what dun burnt this house down!"

-Granny: "snake people!...from the skys!"

[thedharmabum]

Granny: I've been tracking this cake for three days... did one of you Funfetti just shoot me?

[Heff85]

Early: Numbers?! Numbers?! Numbers was created by the prehistoric hispanics so they could thieve all the jobs from the Romans. Dinosaurs too. Hell yeah.

Sheriff: Dinosaurs what?

Early: Computers, yeah. Romans.

[truck-boat-truck]

hahaha, thats one of my favorites

Krystal: "that flap wagon ain't gon pull itself"

.......

Dan Halen: "Is this about the ecoli thing?..look filling the wave pool with animal urine is a worthwhile experiment. Let's not throw the baby out with the imported chinese wolf pi$$."

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Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 01-22-2009 02:25 AM

[BornToDie]

DH: I remember i made that guy taste the chain. taste the chain i said, again and again. long after he was incapable of tasting anything.

[the_raytownian]

^ I love that one... That Onion guy (already forgot his name, lol) is the perfect voice.

Granny: "Oh, that ain't J*sus........ Fake me out......"

Sheriff: "Sorry Early, that's just my twin brother Phil from Kansas....... again" *BANG*

[Explosivo_420]

you mean Dan Halen? That's probably why you got banned lol.

[whatsthedeal]

For forgetting his actual name? psssshhhhh.

But yeah, I seriously can't remember the guy's name... what the hell is it?!

PS: For those that don't get the Jon Ingram fan club newsletter, I got temp-banned for flaming a troll.

Message Edited by whatsthedeal on 01-24-2009 10:03 PM

[whatsthedeal]

Also, I googled it, and it's Todd Hanson... Let's hope, for my sake, I don't forget again.

ALSO ALSO: I just put two and two togethe rin my crippled brain and realised maybe you thought I was referring the the character and not the voice actor, haha... I seemed to remember readin he was a writer for The Onion in the interview someone linked to here.

Message Edited by whatsthedeal on 01-24-2009 10:11 PM

[Explosivo_420]

i unfortunately didn't read the word voice with importance and so you see my misfortune

[whatsthedeal]

'sawll good in tha old navy hood.

[HiGhC]

go on and wash the truck-boat-truck..... but leave the boat to me.... dont touch that sumbichin boat... that boat is not a toy..... the boat is mine

Ahhh early what wisdom will you bestow upon us next time

[HiGhC]

lil: first taste's always free *cough* *hack* *weeze*

[Heff85]

Hurl the sphere...and I shall SHOCK THE WORLD! - Dan Halen

[Heff85]

Rusty: Daddy no!

Early: Keep em' closed I'm gonna win!

Rusty: Daddy how could you?

Early: Rattlesnake at a tie weddin', my signature move

[Heff85]

Early: Satan come into me dark lord and I will serve you. For I am your vessel.

Granny: Early no

Early:  I got to go muddin' one last time. Hell I'll repent later. He knows my heart.

Rusty: Wait Daddy no! I wanna stay with you!

Early: Then touch your Funfetti weiner!

[the_raytownian]

One of my all-time favorite episodes was on last night:

Dan Halen: Go behind the Dumpster and mate the tangy with the mild.

Rusty: Well, how I go about doing that?

Dan Halen: Tie Tangy up, have a black chicken f**k it in a fake rape scenario while Mild watches helpless because that's what gets him off.

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Also, the expression of Early's face... when he's s**king blood from the chicken... I had flashbacks of my dad when he eats "Crawdads"...

This show is stealing MY MEMORIES.

EDIT: Color-coded that s**t!

Message Edited by the_raytownian on 01-31-2009 07:18 PM

[ExpIosivo_420]

Dan Halen: "Well played, Rusty. Well playyyyed"

[truck-boat-truck]

hahahahahahahhahaha

[HiGhC]

Sheriff : hey lil you know moonshine is illegal in this county?

Lil : oh thats just my methlab

sheriff: huh?   you know what it looks like from here? the mortal eye of god collapsing into itself with the insatiable color of the soul forever warmed in never ending oneness listen lets not to reject the one.... im saved

narrator ; turns out rusty had shamnpooed the sheriff with over half a million dollars of crystal meth

lil: smoke his head!!!