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RoshiBlues
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i dont even have to hit play that image cracks me up

 

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Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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Shawna_Shady
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I'm from Dubai...

Then Do Buy yourself a ticket on home.

My boyfriend calls me "Little Mama"...
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Soueaster88
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"He doesn't care for Auburn."
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truck-boat-truck
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Sherif: " oh. come on Early ..sniff.. with today's headache science powder an all, you could recover."

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Explosivo_420
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"Red White and Blue will do it for you! 'Cept for the jobs that we won't do!"

love that part of Early's protest against "mexicans taking our american jobs!"


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Soueaster88
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"Hell, it's 1614!"
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RoshiBlues
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Early: "Smeels like somebody took a massive dump on a huge pile of crap and soaked the whole thig in a jug ful of week old fart and lit the whole caboodle on fire."

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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RoshiBlues
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Early "dont be such a **beast**, **beast**. you a **beast** **beast**."

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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Soueaster88
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"Continued on deer carcass."
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TheTimesplitter98
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Sheriff: Looks like they found out your name wasn't Awesome Bill from Dawsomeville.

Early: Well yeah it is.

Sheriff: ... No. Early, it's not.

Early: Damnit to hell you know that too?


There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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RoshiBlues
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Early: yea go on, if you can't take the heat then maybe you better jump out the pot,

and then into the pan,.. then back out of the pan nd into the pot,

cause theres somthin cookin in this here kitchen and its called Fatherhood

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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RoshiBlues
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Early: "hell, he aint here to heal no wounds. hes here for that money he stole 30 years back, he dont know i knowd it but i knowed it and i said it and i say it now i said it and i think it and i say it repeatedly or else it **beast** disappears"

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."