Squidbillies

[Explosivo_420]

why not sit back and slip out the inner dwellins of ya sexmind and quotefy one of the greatest vidja programs!

Early: "grape dam popsicle.....how'dlike me shove this stick up yo ** rabble ** an make you a boy-sicle?!"

Rusty: "no sir.." 

[Explosivo_420]

quote of the day

Squid Jebus : "is this your card!?"

[tickls]

early: "how can hogs what aint got no money pay money for ** rabble ** drugs... lil?!"

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Santa Claus: "Oh i see you smoke,...i smoke a pipe myself on occasion....that's crack cocaine isn't it?" 

[AltredBeast]

"If ya aint like me, ya can hang from a tree"

[Explosivo_420]

Early "You G'on boy, bust a nut"

Rusty "what? here?, right now?"

Early "Right now......in Granny's Mouth"

Granny "It's a family tradition!" 

[Yans]

Chalkie LOVE to ski..

[Explosivo_420]

Granny "When Jebus was president he ate babies all the time."

[Explosivo_420]

 new best quote

from Okaleechee Dam Jam

Dan Halen: "Don't throw the baby out with the imported chinese wolf p.iss" 

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Granny: "Draw me like Angelina Jolie, but with no black babies in my arm, on top of a trans-am having DIRTY sex with Burt Reynolds"

[Yans]

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Explosivo_420 wrote:

Granny: "Draw me like Angelina Jolie, but with no black babies in my arm, on top of a trans-am having DIRTY sex with Burt Reynolds"

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I LOL'd at that one

[Explosivo_420]

here's the full, actual cut. lol

Granny: “Make me look liek Angelina Jolie, but draw no black babies.  Just put me on a Trans Am, and have me having dirty sex with Burt Reynolds on the hood.  And #### is smilin’ and givin’ thumbs up and he’s marryin’ us.  So make sure we got wedding rings on.  “

Sheriff: “I did capture to the spirit of it I believe.”

Granny: “I don’t windsurf!”

Sheriff: “Maybe it’s a hobby you oughta consider.”

Granny: “Give me back my food stamps.”

 

 thanx darrien

[Explosivo_420]

put forth by truck-boat-truck

it is worthy

Early: "Ain't no use sherif, they was sayin the dyslexias dun spread to his legs now, every zone..infeculated."

Sherif: "Who was sayin?"

Early: "Me. Just now..science too, hell they all talk about it."

[truck-boat-truck]

Early: "Son, what in the hell are you doin?!"

Rusty: "Well you said we gotta bulk these chickens up, didnt you?"

Early: "Naw, naw, that's gonna take six to eight weeks before we see any results, which are neither garunteed nor typical for everyone."

Rusty: "But daddy he's.."

Early: "Ask your doctor before you begin any excercise regiment."

[ShadowGuy6]

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Explosivo_420 wrote:
Granny "When Dj Jesús was president he ate babies all the time."

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Dude,  I just p!ssed myself.  What episode it this from?

Granny (doing gymnastics on her walker):  aaaand Dismount....Stuck It!!!  Perfect 10, B!tches.

[Explosivo_420]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:

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Explosivo_420 wrote:
Granny "When Dj Jesús was president he ate babies all the time."

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Dude,  I just p!ssed myself.  What episode it this from?

Granny (doing gymnastics on her walker):  aaaand Dismount....Stuck It!!!  Perfect 10, B!tches.

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ohhhh it was on last night, so i think it is from episode one "this show is called squidbillies" because rusty is visiting with Granny and she is rambling and he walks out saying "well i gotta get granny" and she cries like "OOOOOOOHHHHHH.........just had me a gizgazm"

but yea she actually said Je.sus, not Dj Dj Jesús or whatever that is an admin filter to be funny (like M.EG her name is filtered to Pbbbbt from the FG joke)

[Explosivo_420]

oh and i'll add another quote.

Sheriff: "Larry Bird, inventor of the slam dunk. That's a signature white move!"

from this clip (i'm going to provide a clip with it if possible so this might work better)

[SicRyot04]

>_>

<_<

Ooh, something shiny.. 

[truck-boat-truck]

Early: "oh oh hey scuse me, you reckon you could uh give me permission to date your punkin?"

Early:"uhh what time is it?"

Lil: "bout 2:30"

Early: "What the?, Dam! im two hours and six days late for work."

Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 06-10-2008 04:16 PM

[truck-boat-truck]

rather than typing it out ill just post the vidga

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39217f52d370117f5c
071650064

dam anxiety disorder, hysterical

Message Edited by truck-boat-truck on 06-10-2008 06:28 PM

[Explosivo_420]

Rusty: "I dunno"

Early, "Dam i don't know either. Must be a repossessed memory. DAM YOU PARTY LIQUOR" *gulps paint thinner*

from school daze fool daze, shown on adult swim tonight.

Early "nope.......don't need no internet......not in my life."

Early "Dam them doobies and their chinese grove"

edit: dam forgot this show has so many dam great quotes this thread should be full soon

Sheriff: "obi-wan your my only hope........you know.....STAR WARS?.......This is the Sci-Fi convention right?"

Sherif: "Take a look......up my butt"

Message Edited by Explosivo_420 on 06-11-2008 01:22 AM

[DiEt_cocacola]

my favorite quote, and I'm not even going to attempt to remember, is Early's letter to Dan Halen about the lottery and the jack squattery

[ShadowGuy6]

I ant won jak a lot from the squattery

THLE lotterys Hould be the jack squattery

by cause I aynt jack squatting a lot Y they

should rename the lottery to the jack squattery

cause thats all I ever win in it!!!!!

Written on a hat.

Dan Halen: "Tonight, I want you to cup my balls"

[Explosivo_420]

GR8

DOUSE THE PAIN ~~eARLY 

[DiEt_cocacola]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:

I ant won jak a lot from the squattery

THLE lotterys Hould be the jack squattery

by cause I aynt jack squatting a lot Y they

should rename the lottery to the jack squattery

cause thats all I ever win in it!!!!!

Written on a hat.

Dan Halen: "Tonight, I want you to cup my balls"

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best quote ever