Squidbillies

[RoshiBlues]

Granny: "No wrinkles, hair looks fuller, it is a little itchy though."

Early: "Thats the lime disease, but them maggots will die over time
leavn ther heads nd burrow into yur outer organs."

Granny: " Well I can live with that."

Early: "mmm Probably not though."

Message Edited by RoshiBlues on 10-02-2008 04:49 PM

[RoshiBlues]

Narrator: "In fact not bad at all, in a short period of time
the computers dramatically improved the quality of life in Dougal county.
And before Long every man, woman, and child enjoyed the benefits of wa; God ** fricka-fracka ** Damnit let me just do one more; And before Long every man, woman, and child enjoyed the benefits
of being loided over by an Evil Robotic Army.

Message Edited by RoshiBlues on 10-05-2008 06:20 PM

[LegalEZ]

I don't know what has already been said cuz I'm not going to read 201 posts, but:

Granny: "I changed my mind...."

Early: "You 'bout not to have a mind...."

[ShadowGuy6]

I'm often surprised that people don't like reading messages on a Message Board.  I might not enter into a thread if it's long and it's necessary to catch up to understand it, but the Quotery thread is funner 'n hell to read 'cause you can just choose random posts and enjoy without following any specific threadline.  Give it a try, you might enjoy it.

[Explosivo_420]

yea, don't worry about re-quoting anything. If you have a quote, then post it.

but still read this thread, there are some gnarly quotes in here.

[ShadowGuy6]

I watched your Chamber'd video, Explosivo.  Is that a Jackson V you're playing?

[LegalEZ]

Oh, No....I love to read the messages cuz most of them are funnier'en hell but I was too lazy to see if my favorite quote had already been used.  I love to read fan messages...a lot of them are great!

[Explosivo_420]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:
I watched your Chamber'd video, Explosivo.  Is that a Jackson V you're playing?

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hehe, yes it is

[Explosivo_420]

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LegalEZ wrote:
Oh, No....I love to read the messages cuz most of them are funnier'en hell but I was too lazy to see if my favorite quote had already been used.  I love to read fan messages...a lot of them are great!

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please, feel free to post a quote no matter what, we don't care about repeats!

[LegalEZ]

...Early, I'm gonna luv you 'till the stars fall  outta da sky and da ocean runs dry and ain't nuthin left but me'n you. 

[ShadowGuy6]

Early: "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' ** quack ** goose and supa' down"

[RoshiBlues]

Early: "I see a . .a"
Sheriff: "Dont go into the light Early!"
Early: "a liquor store?"
Sheriff: "Dont go into the liquor store in the light either!"
Early: " aaa liquor store."
Sheriff: " Early dont, No...oh there is a liquor store."

[LegalEZ]

Thanx.....didn't know.

[ShadowGuy6]

So I'm at a red light yesterday, and I notice the F150 in front of me has blue Truck Nutz.  I start laughing to myself that this guy's poor truck has blue balls.

Then an F350 pulls up next to him and she has chrome Truck Nutz and they're twice as big.  At the next light, I was even with the F350 and when I looked over, the driver was a big-wig wearing grandmother who could barely see over the wheel.

I love when life imitates art.

[Explosivo_420]

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ShadowGuy6 wrote:

So I'm at a red light yesterday, and I notice the F150 in front of me has blue Truck Nutz.  I start laughing to myself that this guy's poor truck has blue balls.

Then an F350 pulls up next to him and she has chrome Truck Nutz and they're twice as big.  At the next light, I was even with the F350 and when I looked over, the driver was a big-wig wearing grandmother who could barely see over the wheel.

I love when life imitates art.

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that's awesome

Early: "I don't need no internet"

[truck-boat-truck]

haha god bless rednecks. 

Early: "If ya cant take the pee, get out the pee'ery." 

[RufusMcCooter]

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Explosivo_420 wrote:

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RufusMcCooter wrote:
The guy's name in that quote was Terry. As I recall Early is arguing with Kristal who is being hauled away by a flatbed truck. Right after exchanging heated insults with Kristal, Early drops his head and says "Be careful Terry. You're carryin' my heart." It is a classic. I can't remember what episode its from. I thought it might be Burned and Re-burned Again, but that's not the one. Anybody?

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flinggerofpoo wrote:

early: thatn didnt make it.      early: be carful with er ron,that's my heart youra caryin!

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Message Edited by RufusMcCooter on 09-23-2008 03:39 AM

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i think it is from "Krystal Light"

krystal wins the lottery and then Early is trying to get back with her (for the money) Either that one or the one where she sleeps with .38 special, (which might be burned and reburned i'm not sure)

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Yeah, she sleeps with .38 Special in Burned and Reburned Again, but that's def not it. I watched it to see 

It could be Krystal Light, but for some reason I was thinking it was one of the episodes on the DVD set since my buddies and I have been using the quote for a while. Oh well. If anyone remembers for sure please post.

[ShadowGuy6]

I believe it's the one where Granny needs a transplant from a relative.  The doctor (Brendon Small) says "blood relative" and Early turns the other way and we see Krystal suspended by a crane through a new hole in the wall.  then your quote happens.

[Explosivo_420]

another great dam mystery solved by the great dam quotery

[ShadowGuy6]

[Explosivo_420]

elves singing: "Falllllllllllllllll on yourrrrr kneeeeeeeees"

armed elf: "I said fall on your knees you **bleep!**!"

I just love that part of the christmas episode so much! 

[cracker_jacker]

Early "Wait son, play that note agean"

Rusty "This one daddy?"

            plays the same bass note

E. "Yup, that's the one...that's P*SSIN' ME OFF! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A D*MN TRUMPET!"

R. "But daddy, I thought you said you hated trumpets?"

E. "Cuz the TRUMPET TORMENTS ME!"

"When Jezus was president he ate babies all the time."

-Granny

Message Edited by cracker_jacker on 12-26-2008 05:41 AM

[Explosivo_420]

Dan Halen (to denny): "See that [poisonous] cloud?....Direct traffic into it!"

[MegaLisa830]

I loved that one with the coffee maker, and Glen and Early:

Early: See if that sumbitch will fax now!

I quote that around my brother, and he repeats it back to me, usually.  He's seen that part, and I guess he thought it was funny.  I know I still think it's hilarious! ^_^

[ARKswimFan]

Narrarator: "Rusty was going to be a man and shoot his first deer, but he had too much Funfetti in him. Turns out he had sand in the viginia and shot Granny". I Love this show!