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AtomicPink
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What else should Earlys Hats say??

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10-29-2010 07:57 AM

I love Earlys hat quotes and what I love most is that they are not at all exaggerated. I swear Squidbillies is a documentary.

At some point "hanging in there" just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
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10-31-2010 05:08 AM

i like the "laugh so i can see 'em bounce" hat


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11-01-2010 12:15 AM

I just watched The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

a documentary about a crazy demented, hillbilly family

seemed like a long depressing unanimated episode of the squids

The Hat is Mine!

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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11-01-2010 02:27 AM

A member of their family, Jesco White, played "Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler" this past season.


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11-01-2010 03:01 AM

ide be damned if they didnt write that episode with him in mind

another hat idea

I'll Be Damned

Once upon a time, there was a woman picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the Snake answered, "Look Btch, you knew I was a snake."
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11-01-2010 04:06 PM - last edited on 11-01-2010 04:09 PM

Bat Sh*t Crazy.

 

One should just be a hat with Conway Twitty's Picture in greyscale on it.

 

One should have a picture of himself on it.

 

One should say "Kiss me quick" ing big print, followed by "then squeeze me slow" in smaller print.

 

Edit: Would "Squid Power" go too far?

Booty Hunter.
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jabberwockychamber
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11-16-2010 04:46 PM

I've yet to see a "Wine'm, Dine'm, 69'm hat", which is quite disappointing.

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WhoKilledBambi
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12-22-2010 11:00 PM

How about:

 

AMERICAN MADE*

 

*product of China

"Corn running cars? You rube, that's impossible. Fuel comes from ancient dino blood, we all know that."
-Dan Halen, President and C.E.O., Dan Halen Sheetrock International
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12-25-2010 05:14 AM

"I ain't afraid of your husband" - from the man hisself. 

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01-11-2011 01:15 PM

how about ALL DAY SUCKER with a small lollipop on it
...Dethklok roadie #537
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01-13-2011 12:30 AM

that's pretty good, I like it.


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01-13-2011 11:56 AM

well,thanks..i have a million more, like
Hug
A
Trailer
tell me what u think...
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01-13-2011 04:13 PM

i was gonna say, meh

but then I saw it spells HAT, well done! hit me again!


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01-13-2011 06:30 PM

how about GOT METH?
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01-14-2011 12:01 AM

:smileyvery-happy: omg don't stop til you hit a bad one.


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01-14-2011 12:23 PM

o.k. INK ME BABY
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lifeunderwater
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01-14-2011 01:42 PM

OR ELSE: JUST TOUCH IT
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01-14-2011 01:52 PM

btw, thanks for the kudo. my first
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01-14-2011 02:48 PM

no prob you earned it

these last two, I dunno, maybe the design would sell it better.


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01-14-2011 03:11 PM

yeah they were not the best...guess i'm running out of steam...one idea still
not completey formed something about crystal (HOW do they spell it?) anyway
Crystal Light? or Crystal ( meth ) pic of crystal somewhere, maybe u could
improve upon it. be safe....regards from the fishes under the sea....
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01-15-2011 03:27 PM

o.k. before you tell me it's spelled K rystal with a k like kush,i just realized it myself
kkk,krystal,kush,and kikkapoo joy juice
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01-16-2011 01:50 AM

hmmm....how about

shut-ins
DO IT!
at the dump


awww that's terrible.


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01-16-2011 09:59 AM

MOTHER,**pickle** AND SPEED
my outside is pink
my insides are ink
from weed do i stink
who do u think
i am

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01-19-2011 12:26 AM

a pickle?


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01-19-2011 12:21 PM

they pickled **pickle**,It's my ode to granny
btw it cracks me up to think of guys staying up all night typing.
our evil plan has worked
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