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[MedicineLadd]

I fuuuuuudgeed That Harder or His Name is **beast**

[Jpacolypse10]

What about his hat saying:

"P.I.M.P."

or

"Whoop there it is!"

or

"I'm a Genuis"

or

"Crack kills"

or

"High on life"

[Jpacolypse10]

Oooh what about: "**beast** Donor"  Lol

[tatstang662]

Two things I love most in this world...My Truk Boat Truk and dis here hat. Whoa Hoo

[JBgoode]

I luv German porn!

[bcgrote]

"Save the Ta-Tas .... for ME!" On a lovely pink hat. Maybe do a crossover with the Breast Cancer folks?

[TheTimesplitter98]

Rated "D" For Drunk

[xsynfulx]

it should say this...

T akes

H ome

U gly

G irls

[1ifeunderwater]

E.T. (early;s tentacle)

[1ifeunderwater]

UNDERCOVER LOVER

[RoshiBlues]

• Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
• Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
• Unite humanity with a living new language.
• Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
• Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
• Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
• Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
• Balance personal rights with social duties.
• Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
• Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

[Explosivo_420]

and one that says, "FREE SATIN TOTE!"

[Slom0ph0be]

Make A Dan Halen Gladiator vibe type one

[Slom0ph0be]

SISTER FOR SISTERS SAKE

[aZuniFetish]

your list is actually a profoundly appealing way to live.

[Explosivo_420]

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RoshiBlues wrote:

• Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
• Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
• Unite humanity with a living new language.
• Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
• Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
• Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
• Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
• Balance personal rights with social duties.
• Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
• Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.

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I could see an episode where Early becomes all enlightened and starts wearing hats like that.

but turned out he was stealin' Lil's estrogen pills or peyote or something

[RoshiBlues]

I can imagine it just happening without drugs then he finds out some white guy put up the guide stones and hes like hell nah

[aZuniFetish]

that would actually be a great episode.

[BloodHawk1991]

*silhouette of two dear one mounting the other*

Im here to buck you

-sorry if I misspelled anything-

[RoshiBlues]

perfect

[bebopthecowboy]

although i cant think of anything funny 4 his hats 2 say, ive always wondered why adult swim hasnt turned them into real products 2 sell in the shop...

not only would they be makin da fat stacks nbut how cool would it be 2 own 1 of earlys big mesh hats they say "please hold my hat while i have sex with you wife"