One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I'd just sit there my mind a complete blank while the monkey
scribbled on little pieces of paper.
At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I'd like you to write a paper using your notes."
So I wrote a paper that said;
"Hello!
My name is Bingo!
I like to climb on things.
Can I have a banana?
Eek eek"
I got an F.
When I told my mom about it she said, "I told you never trust a monkey!"
THE END
Message Edited by MysticJhn on 10-04-2008 03:30 AM
Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.
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