The Brak Show

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Your life is boring!  Do what I do!  Make up a boring song about it!  Because songs are never boring!

Make up songs about normal stuff you do in your daily life or stuff you see around to earn Brak points!  If you earn enough Brak points you can redeem them for Special Brak Points, which you can exchange for Brak Point Remnants, which aren't total Brak Points, but parts of them are!  You can use those parts to build things!  Like the dust lint off your electric fan blades!  Try it at home!

Remember:  Saying it is science, but singing it is magic!  Wouldn't you rather have frilly magic than stupid science?

[BackupAlt]

Brak points please.

[BackupAlt]

You are contractually obligated to give me something so pay up dude.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND U!

[SwimMod_Luuv]

you get 10.

[BackupAlt]

I can understand me just fine.

And I demand 20.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

well sure you can hear you, you're hearing you from inside your own head holes, unfiltered by science and the weather.  It's probably loud as hell in there.  In fact, I don't know how you can hear yourself think over that godawful racket.

[landstander]

It's 3 o clock on a wed-nes-day

Zorak comes shufflin' in

There's my ol' man sittin next to me

just got done makin love to mom again

har mon...ica...harmonica....har....monica

har mon...ica har monica

He says 'son did you do all your chores today'

and I says 'yes dad, you'd surely be proud'

"I swept and and I cleaned, and I made you some beans"

and zorak set fire...to the couch...

la, didy da...didy da da.

MAH DA DIDY DAH dah...dad dum 

Sing us a song for my ol man

singin a song tonight!

let him just keep readin his paper

while thundercleese and zorak both fight... 

[SwimMod_Luuv]

*sniff*  truer sentiments were ne'r expressed.

[Silvolf]

Beans are our food of choice,

We sing with one voice

That of our great leader Brak

If you don't like that then get back!

[Alternate]

so i crossed the street, an amazin feat

for me its like a math test passed wit D's

Popo pulled up, talkin bout I.Ds

These blues in my face last thing I need

so i gets to runnin, even if I aint holdin

nothin illegal but to me this is golden

[Alternate]

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Alternate wrote:

so i crossed the street, an amazin feat

for me its like a math test passed wit D's

Popo pulled up, talkin bout I.Ds

These blues in my face last thing I need

so i gets to runnin, even if I aint holdin

nothin illegal but to me this is golden

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cuz a guy like me, enjoys runnin from authority

give em all a run for they money like Dorothy

part 2's comin explainin comin events

on how i got away, then i fell into some vents

[handlebarlovestache]

Start the day with beans on toast

Find out who loves me the most

Foul the air behind me with every step

Give my morning walk some needed pep

[deceased]

funny stuff