The Brak Show

[4-HBabe]

Post your favorite quotes from the show.

Father: Brak, do you have something you would like to tell me?

Brak: Do you want the truth or my side of the story?

[Soueaster88]

Thundercleese: Three hams will certainly kill him.

[StephenHero]

The entire HamBraklet episode

[YourDeadGayMom]

Yeah, buddy.

Yeah, buddy!

YEAH, BUDDY! YEAH, BUDDY! YEAH, BUDDY!

[4-HBabe]

 Brak: I guess it's goodbye Brak the happy, go-lucky man about town... and hello, Brak the ruthless clam slayer.

[4-HBabe]

Brak: I'm gonna just cry myself a snack.

[4-HBabe]

Dad: Why don't you ride your girl-bike home and put on your sundress? You'll look so pretty.

[booshhardcoreslacker]

Brak: I'm just gonna go to my room, I won't be able to sleep though.
[Brak fast asleep, snoring]
Brak: ... Man I love sleepin'... I wish I could wake up so I can go back to sleep.

[booshhardcoreslacker]

Brak: This chicken is not just a hostage anymore. He is now officially my new best friend.

[Birdmannnnnn]

Brak: Oh, hi Mr. Thundercleese. I'm lookin for my little stuffed friend, Hippo, but he's nowhere to be found.
Thundercleese: Long ago, I, too had a stuffed companion. His name was Chopper. One day, he was abducted by gypsies. I never saw him again.
Brak: Oh, did you ever see him again?
Thundercleese: Did I not just tell you no? Must I repeat the whole story?

[Silvolf]

Brak: But I love my arms! That's where my hands live!

[MegaNaraku]

Zorak - "Oh, you will get it back, but it may not look so good."

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

I'll go talk to my dad! He'll know what to do!
HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Oh, I'm a jolly spud

And people call me bud

I live down in the mud

With all the other tubers

and

Huh?! WHAT IS THIS BULLCRAP!?

[handlebarlovestache]

Dad: Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge! 

[deceased]

haha

[ZorakTheEvilLocust]

Wake up, a-little penguin, Penguintopia is open to the public! Are you going to hide in your little snow cave, with your terry cloth robe on, sniffing fish cakes and drinking coconut flavored beverages, or are you going to beat your Alec Baldwin-esque chest, and swing from a tire like the king of the penguins!?

[deceased]

yes i think i will