The Heart, She Holler

[itsacoaster]

Yes, 9 represents 4. Hurshe rolls a 4, lands on PLOT, and is now on Space #15, where she is IMMUNE to THWART! Hoss is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[itsacoaster]

My turn. Rolling...

[itsacoaster]

Hoss rolls a 1, lands on PLOT, which sends him to THWART on Space 17! Since Hurshe and Hambrosia are immune, sorry, Hurlan, but I'm forced to send you back to Space #4.
Hambrosia's turn is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[itsacoaster]

I'm going to start posting some clips while we wait for players so that maybe more people can get interested in the show.
If you have a slow connection and have enough trouble loading the thread as it is, let me know, and I'll put them under spoiler bars.

Since I landed on N-WORD, I thought I'd first share the clip where he comes into existence.

[noobull]

Winner winner.... chicken dinner?

[itsacoaster]

Hambrosia rolls a 1 and moves to Space #6. It's Hurlan's turn.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[4-HBabe]

hotdog

4

[itsacoaster]

Hurlan rolls a 4 and lands on space 8, where he is IMMUNE to THWART.
Hurshe is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[mahala_la_la]

Rolling...

5

[itsacoaster]

Hurshe rolls a 5 and moves to Space #20. Hurshe must be feeling ambitious--she's already on the second-to-last row of the board! Can anyone THWART her in time??
Hoss is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[itsacoaster]

Rolling.

[itsacoaster]

Hoss rolls a 1 and is now on Space #18. After a fast start, Hoss's momentum has slowed! This is a golden opportunity for Hurshe to THWART Hoss's advances!
Hambrosia is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[noobull]

*switches the signs for the delivery room and the abortion room*

[itsacoaster]

Hambrosia rolls a 4 and lands on Space #10.
Hurlan's turn. He has a 40% chance of landing on THWART! (If she does, Babe will probably get her revenge on me. >_>)

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[4-HBabe]

Come on 3. Momma needs a new poop doll.

stupid 5

[itsacoaster]

Hurlan rolls a 5 and lands on Space #13. Man, what's up with all these 1s, 4s and 5s? All of the non-rolling posts have the 2s and 3s.
Hoss is safe for now. >_> Hurshe's turn. (Also, I gotta go to class. I'll be back in an hour or thereabouts.)

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[mahala_la_la]

I'm feeling pretty good about this. >.>

-rolls-

1

[itsacoaster]

Hurshe rolls a 1 and lands on PLOT, moving her to Space #27, only 3 spaces away from victory! But at the rate we're going, nobody will ever roll a 3.
All other players' hopes rely on Hurshe rolling a 4 and becoming vulnerable to THWART! Stay on those immune spaces, Hurshe, or someone'll poison your hooch! Again!
Hoss's turn is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[itsacoaster]

*records videotaped will*

[itsacoaster]

Hoss rolls yet another 1 and lands on Space #19, THWART! Hambrosia, go back 6 spaces and cook up some of your famous chicken dinners!
Hambrosia's turn is next. Now there are two players looking for revenge.... >_>

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[noobull]

don't worry, the voices are telling me what to do

[itsacoaster]

Hambrosia rolls a 4 and lands on space #8, where she is IMMUNE.
Hurlan's turn is next.

1	2 - PLOT ↓	3	4 - PLOT ↓	5	6
7 - THWART	8 - IMMUNE	9 - PLOT ↓	10	11 - PLOT ↓	12 - THWART
13	14 - PLOT ↓	15 - IMMUNE	16 - PLOT ↓	17 - THWART	18
19 - THWART	20	21 - PLOT ↓	22 - IMMUNE	23 - PLOT ↓	24 - THWART
25	26 - IMMUNE	27 - IMMUNE	28 - IMMUNE	29	30 - FINISH

[noobull]

you have two hosses on the board, boss

I couldn't edit it because the background images disappeared.

[itsacoaster]

I just noticed that. Obviously someone is making Hoss replicants.

[noobull]

I bet it was that doc.