The Hockey Chicken Archive

[DaveKap]

...get a hooker.

...get jiggy wit it.

...pull an all-night Matrix/LOTR marathon.

...fight with his fellow inmates using super soakers or nerf equipment.

...do the chicken dance.

...try out karaoke.

...play some gameboy.

...eat cookies.

...lay an egg.

...breathe heavily on a webcam and fog it up.

...submit a Thursday bump.

...say, "I don't know," and get slimed.  (Pinacle of obscurity?)

...eat some KFC.

...reply to this post.

...take a look at www.subservientchicken.com and get some more ideas of his own!