The Room

[punkyplatypus]

.....oh man, this thread made me laugh all over again .....

[vegasjunkie88]

Rick-Ever seen a duck and a pig have intercorse

Rick Jr.-No daddy

Rick-Then go get the mayo-naise

*Shot gun blast*

[Lillygirl2u]

Mission status report:: I am randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control.

penguins of madagascar-

[ZincThallinide]

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Lillygirl2u wrote:

Mission status report:: I am randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control.

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Hey..  that sounds like fun.

[Greendragon]

No means yes, and yes means @nal

Message Edited by Greendragon on 07-26-2009 05:10 PM

[roar_imma_ostrich]

"I'll have you know I am no stranger to litigation! I've been sued many times and enjoyed every second of it!" - Master Shake - Aqua Teen hunger Force.

 

[guitar_god_of_death]

"I may not be a very smart man Jenny but I do know what love is." - Forest Gump

"But Lt. Dan you aint got no legs." - Forest Gump

"There was this man and he was wearing an american flag as a shirt and he liked to say the F word. F this and F that and when he said it everybody cheered." - Forest Gump

"I'm sorry i had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party." - Forest Gump

[jpope]

"What shall I say? Everything that I could say would fade into insignificance compared with what my heart feels."

Pope John Paul II

[ThrallofGwar]

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. 

Ahhh fight club has some of the BEST quotes. 

[kree4853]

"an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind"- some old man

"i so um (brup) im not runk ur funny (hic) space"-kree4853 after a night of partying lol

"elevator smells diffrent to short people"- confusicous lol

[Doomanoid420]

"Don't touch me **BLEEP**"

"You are little chicken, Cheep, Cheep, Cheep " 

[salty_salty_friday]

Doom you don't know anything.

LEAVE YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET! 

[weasd]

Im Dr. Rockzo, da Rock n Roll Clown, i do cocaine

[3dfan]

The hardest thing in this worl is to live in it )

[AlwaysLooney]

"Do you like luxury?"  -- Choobus

[kugashira-gumi]

"It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run... but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant...
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bull**BLEEP**, but even without being sure of 'history' it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened
My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights — or very early mornings — when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour... booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turnoff to take when I got to the other end... but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: no doubt at all about that...
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda... You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning...
And that, I think, was the handle — that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply PREVAIL. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave...
So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson.

Easily one of my favorite quotes ever. Gives me a strange nostalgic feel for an era that I have never experienced myself.

[railroadengine]

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. Ronald Regen

[Da_Killa_Ounze]

I put my hands up on your hips

when i dip you dip we dip

[OhHiMark]

Oh, my god, too many

"I'm gonna do what I wanna do, and that's it...what do you think I should do?"

"What do you need money for?"

"Hello? What are these characters (Mike and Michelle) doing here?" (good question"

"Doesn't your house have a kitchen?" (good question)

"Tell me, what does Denny do?" (good question)

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU"

"You're not my **BLEEP** mother!"

"Let's go eat, huh?"

"I can't confront her, I want to give her a second chance, after all she is my future wife. You know what they say, Love is Blind"

"The barbeque chicken was delicious. Rice. That was cool."

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

"I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling"

"You're right, it tastes good"

"As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the face of the Earth..that's a promise (False, Mark, that's a statement)

"**BLEEP**, all right?"

"Leave your stupid comments in your pocket"

"Feed me"

"If you care so much for Johnny, why cheat on him?" (GOOD **BLEEP** QUESTION, MICHELLE)

"I'm always ready...for you"

"Tricky tricky"

"Your point of view is so different from mine"

"I got the results of the test back..I definitely have breast cancer"

"Leave your STUPID comments in your pocket"

"Why do you smoke that **BLEEP** man, it's no wonder you can think straight"

"Who you callin' a kid, man? fuuuuuudge YOU"

"Gee, you're clumsy, Peter"

"I'm fed up with this world"

"Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep"

"Peter, why do you always play psychologist with us?"

"And darling, you can't support yourself" (BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN)

"You are lying, I never hit you..you are tearing me apart, Lisa"

"Do you understand life? Do you?1"

ok i'm done

[-InvaderZim-]

I just got back from Jamaica, tan everywhere, Jan everywhere, Hee Hee.

[JapaneseFreak]

"Don't hit people over the head with a spoon"

William Murderface

[my-horse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqHjE_nWj8s

[my-horse]

if you cannot explain something in a simple way, you do not truly understand it.

[Natas_Bonefide]

See! This is why we can't have nice things...

[AquaTeenLeo]

Lisa your tearing me apart!!!

PS. anyone in columbus ohio area. the Drexel Theater is showing THE ROOM November 13 -15!!!