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[MoldySpore]

8/8 4 p.m. on the Williams Street Webcam: SwimTorrent vs. Gallon of Milk (One Hour Time Limit)

This is gonna be good. Cause I'm pretty sure I've read that it is impossible for the human body to absorb a gallon of milk in under an hour. It starts curdling and stuff in your stomach...

Oh man. I'm totally watching that.

[dposse]

Hahahaha. So is SwimTorrent gonna drink an entire gallon of milk in a hour? Thats awesome!

[Maenos]

Oh boy, poor Torrent.  That's not going to end well, heh.

[no_ones_puppet]

I'll have to sneak over to a friends and use their high speed internet to see that, but it will be worth it.  Good luck Torrent.

[SwimEye]

So much lactate...

Good luck Torrent.

If you don't win, I'll probably have to clean up your defeat.

[FullmetalAlucard]

**bleep** my computer **bleep** but maybe I can use my dads laptop.

[BrewMcCrew]

Do it for me, Torrent, That's my birthday.

[Cille]

You PWN that milk, Torrent!  My cows and I will be rooting for you!

[SportsMaster]

I think Torrent may be pwnd

[mrdabucket]

Sweet!

Ya know my Dad once told me that as a teenager he was riding the bus and a man was drinking a gallon of milk thing.

When he finished he died of too much calcium a.k.a. Calcium poisoning.

This should be intresting.

[I_Havent_Got_A_Life]

torrent's gonna get pwned in the face with that one... he is gonna be puking bad!

[Tritelight]

1 hour is too much time. He should be forced to down that gallon in under 20 or 30 minutes. Then I'd be impressed.

Either way, I'm betting on a puke-show.

[mrdabucket]

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I_Havent_Got_A_Life wrote:
torrent's gonna get pwned in the face with that one... he is gonna be puking bad!

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**bleep** Straight!

[mrdabucket]

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Cille wrote:

You PWN that milk, Torrent!  My cows and I will be rooting for you!

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You have cows?

Cool.

Cows make great minons.

But no matter how much you cheer he will die of Calcium poisoning or puke.

Can't wait.

[alonewithyou]

It is possible to down the milk in that amount of time (see 311 home video "311 Milk Challenge"), but I don't know about your body processing it.

You want real fun? Try doing it in the snow with chocolate milk (and take lots of pictures!).

[Cille]

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mrdabucket wrote:

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Cille wrote:

You PWN that milk, Torrent!  My cows and I will be rooting for you!

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You have cows?

Cool.

Cows make great minons.

But no matter how much you cheer he will die of Calcium poisoning or puke.

Can't wait.

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I sure do.  As yet they seem uninterested in the prospect of a milk showdown, but I'm sure that as the day approaches they'll be very excited.

They'd make better minions if they weren't so dang dumb.

[comedyswimfan089]

Ok, Torrent...

How the heck did you get roped into THIS one?

[xander673]

actually I thought it was impossible for the human body to absorb that much of any liquid, that stomach just isn't quite that big, so he better not be eating, screw science, I hope he can prove em wrong

[SportsMaster]

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comedyswimfan089 wrote:

Ok, Torrent...

How the heck did you get roped into THIS one?

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I want to know as well

[goz]

when keeping it real goes wrong...
... one afternoon in an office environment
a few employess are sitting around discussing...
what could they do on the new williams street home page...
well... the webcam is there... and theres a new schedule script for it...
"you know what? i got a few "minutes" [quote fingers movement] ...
i could totally dessimate that sammich thats been mouthing off over by the fridge"
CHIP vs. DELICIOUS SAMMICH!
"i know! we'll thumbwrestle! i know i can destroy 3000 in a best of 3 rounds... "
KURT vs. HAMID! OPPOSEABLE RUMBLE '05!
"hhhhmmmmmmmmm........" [collectively]
"chip... tell us a story... what did you do when you were in college?"
"besides watch alot of movies and [message trunicated] ... and [message trunicated] ...?
well we used to drink a gallon of milk in an hour..."
"what?! pfft... easy... i could do that"
[silence]
CHRIS vs. THE LONE GALLON OF MILK!
[immediately followed by ANDY vs. THE 1 GALLON SPLATTER PUDDLE OF VOMM...]




can we place bets on how long it takes for torrent to... "force a torrent of lactose, bile and cookies" with the spread of wheter it also comes out of his nose and or eyes? no offense to ya buddy, but i dont think you can do it, but i will put you at least 56 minutes into it with 98% downed, yes to comming out of the nose on the third hurl, no to comming out of the eyes

[alonewithyou]

Oh man.. it's the worst when it comes out the nose.  That was probably the worst part of watching my 3 friends do it at college.  They were blowing chocolate milky snot rockets.
Grosss.

I will be interested to see how far this goes.  One of the kids that did it when we tried got through his first half gallon and a quarter of the second before deciding he was sick of it and making himself puke.
Aw hell... GO SwimTorrent!  I hope you make it all the way through (if only just to see that much more explosive milk vomit!)

[myrAdamWest]

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SportsMaster wrote:

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comedyswimfan089 wrote:

Ok, Torrent...

How the heck did you get roped into THIS one?

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I want to know as well

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(from the employee blog)

If you look in the Williams Street section at the webcam schedule, you'll see that I'm supposed to go mano-a-mano with this gallon of milk next week. Actually I'm supposed to drink the whole thing in just one hour.

Basically this is how it happened: we were in our usual AdultSwim.com meeting, trying to figure out things to do for the webcam, since we have this nifty new schedule and all. Buddha brought up that the "cool" thing to try to do when he was in college was to down a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

"What?" I exclaimed. "That'd would be easy!"

Perhaps that wasn't the smartest thing for me to say.

I'm not too worried, really. I've got a strategy: Eat a light breakfast. Don't eat lunch. Bring some cookies to a)help settle my stomach and b)break up the monotony of milk-taste. And cookies are good anyway. Normally with a decent sized batch of cookies I drain about half a gallon of milk in one sitting anyway. Also, I plan on doing half the gallon in the first ten minutes and the last half in the last ten.

I'm going for the Gold here, you know.

I have a feeling I never should have volunteered for this. But no worries. That gallon of milk is going down.

[MoldySpore]

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mrdabucket wrote:

Ya know my Dad once told me that as a teenager he was riding the bus and a man was drinking a gallon of milk thing.

When he finished he died of too much calcium a.k.a. Calcium poisoning.

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Maybe he should go with skim

[MoldySpore]

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xander673 wrote:
actually I thought it was impossible for the human body to absorb that much of any liquid, that stomach just isn't quite that big, so he better not be eating, screw science, I hope he can prove em wrong

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It can't "absorb" it. It can't process it either. You can drink a gallon of water easy. U'll feel mad sick cause you will be full to the brim with water, but after 15 minutes ull just start pi$$ing like a race horse.

Milk is a different story though, cause your stomach acids try to break it down, but there is too much so it just starts to curdle (think cottage cheese) in ur stomach. that is what makes you barf. cause it starts to like...harden up.

[Figure09]

If I didn't have dial-up I'd be all over that.