The Swim Archive

[NoSuchPlace]

Ugh ... it's gonna be Stand By Me all over again, with the vomiting. Ugh.

[Nightswimming2K4]

Is it flem or flegm?

Well, that's all I can think of ....a giant lugey.

[MrEndo]

Good luck with that Torrent, you'll need it!  You gotta have some massive cajones to try this one...

[MoldySpore]

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Figure09 wrote:
If I didn't have dial-up I'd be all over that.

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Wow. I didn't think Dial-up even existed anymore

[comedyswimfan089]

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MoldySpore wrote:

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Figure09 wrote:
If I didn't have dial-up I'd be all over that.

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Wow. I didn't think Dial-up even existed anymore

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Sadly, it does.

[MrEndo]

alas, just about everywhere, (especially backwater redneck towns in the middle of nowhere, lucky to have electricity, let alone dialup) that horrid connection option still exists, so sad...

[Lord_of_Pimps]

torrent is really gonna do that?

[pimplord]

yep, isnt it amazing?

[MrEndo]

he's so gonna hurl...

[R.I.P.animeclosetfreak]

AN HOUR!!  Are you sure that's enough time?? Let's make it two hours!!!    Actually though, that is more than enough time for him to down that much milk.  Taking into account a normal persons body mass and the amount that the body would actually be able to absorb in an hour it's actually possible.  After the initial threshold of nutrients has been absorbed a majority of the milk can't be processed, it's called a negative feedback loop, and in which the milk would just go through (essentially).  After about the first 20 min the water from the milk will begin to build up and Torrent will spend every five min. in the bathroom (sarcasm).  Seriously though I suggest that for breakfast or even an hour before you eat something like toast .  Even better, while you're drinking eat some bread, helps with absorption and keeps your stomach acid+milk from being too much (i.e. helps quench the vomit instinct).  Other than that you should be good to go - I've seen a friend do it with WHOLE chocolate milk in about 30 min so it isn't impossible. 

Good luck and have fun!!

[comedyswimfan089]

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animeclosetfreak wrote:

AN HOUR!!  Are you sure that's enough time?? Let's make it two hours!!!    Actually though, that is more than enough time for him to down that much milk.  Taking into account a normal persons body mass and the amount that the body would actually be able to absorb in an hour it's actually possible.  After the initial threshold of nutrients has been absorbed a majority of the milk can't be processed, it's called a negative feedback loop, and in which the milk would just go through (essentially).  After about the first 20 min the water from the milk will begin to build up and Torrent will spend every five min. in the bathroom (sarcasm).  Seriously though I suggest that for breakfast or even an hour before you eat something like toast .  Even better, while you're drinking eat some bread, helps with absorption and keeps your stomach acid+milk from being too much (i.e. helps quench the vomit instinct).  Other than that you should be good to go - I've seen a friend do it with WHOLE chocolate milk in about 30 min so it isn't impossible. 

Good luck and have fun!!

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Hmm, I see we have Mr. Wizard with us

Oh, I think he'll survive this.  He has an hour, just ration it out to 32 ounces every 15 minutes. 

[R.I.P.animeclosetfreak]

Actually that's Ms. Wizard, and thank you!  And excellent work on the math, although I have to confess that I'm way too tired to actually check your work.  I think that they should make him drink whole milk, that will make it better. 

[R.I.P.Dragonvic]

hey i got a garunteed puke fest ...... mix the milk in with some pickle juice and ketchup ,,,,,, blend it together into a shake ...... then jump up and down !!!

[MoldySpore]

the day of reckoning is upon us! T-minus 166 minutes and counting til: Operation Lactose Tolerance!

[Gohan]

Torrent! Torrent! Torrent!

Show that gallon of milk whos the Dairy Boss!

[Fri3dEgg]

Yeah, we took the Milk Challenge as part of a team building exercise. It has to be whole milk though, otherwise you're wussing out. Unfortunately, the rumors are correct. The milk curdles in your stomach and spewing chunks is almost a definate.

[SwimTorrent]

Nope.  I won't even drink whole milk; no way am I gonna chug it.

And I'm really hungry and thirsty right now.  Bring it on!

Message Edited by SwimTorrent on 08-08-2005 03:47 PM

[TSOScottC]

psh torrent heres some advice from a guy who used to drink a gallon of milk daily. <yes i <3 milk that much>

Start off strong. chug it in the beginning but slowly cut back as you progress. take breaks from time to time but if u go at a steady pace you'll finish with plenty of time.

heres rootin to ya and watchin the webcam!

[TSOScottC]

[ILuvMyMiroku]

7 minutes till showtime and WS is still a huge mess

[TSOScottC]

Jeez you're right.. look at  that desk. its full of crap! lol

i wonder if they're gonna put on sound for this occasion?

anyone got an answer? can someone from AS confirm this?

[ILuvMyMiroku]

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alonewithyou wrote:

It is possible to down the milk in that amount of time (see 311 home video "311 Milk Challenge"), but I don't know about your body processing it.

You want real fun? Try doing it in the snow with chocolate milk (and take lots of pictures!).

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Ew. Thank God I didn't get my dinner yet

[Gohan]

Grab some of that candy in the table for me while you're there.

*hopes they're kisses*

[ILuvMyMiroku]

Poor guy...

[TSOScottC]

LOL he's got a gallon of milk and what seems to be a puke bucket

[ILuvMyMiroku]

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SwimTorrent wrote:

Nope.  I won't even drink whole milk; no way am I gonna chug it.

And I'm really hungry and thirsty right now.  Bring it on!

Message Edited by SwimTorrent on 08-08-2005 03:47 PM

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Lol, did Lazzo just walk away laughing?

Chip's so evil... But I like his shorts and kickass shoes.

...THEY GOT OUT THE PUKE BUCKET! (Aka trashcan)