Big Red is awesome. . . if you like the taste of dimetapp. Ewww.
Leave it to fatties who eat too many twinkies to enjoy crappy tasting carbonated beverages!
*hopes you don't ban me*
*realizes banning me won't hurt me*
*RPs*
*Breaks more rules*
*Makes 30 more spam threads in IB about it*
*Attacks other folders with spam as well*
"Kiva, you son of a urinary tract infection, if this is the first prank of April fools', I'm going to subpoena your Johnson and bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate it, then air mail it to Pakistan, postage due."
--- verpetas