The Swim Archive

[lil_brontosaurus]

Brendan kicked Dave really bad in the knee.  idiot.  First of all, that could hurt dave bad, seeing as how Brendan is a body builder, and very big.  It would be a most powerful blow.  Also, Dave wasn't expecting it, so there was no defense.  Brendan didnt even have a real reason to do it besides being the biggest retard in the tnire solar system.  Finally, Brendan get ouf of this place ammediately.  If you are even a real kicker this makes things all the worse.  Please you will just break something stupid stupid person.

[SwimOdin]

I think it's about time Brendan got punched with a sword.

[Gov_William_Bradford]

I think he means the other Dave.

[lil_brontosaurus]

Probably, seeing as how he did buy a sword on eBay.  But then he broke it trying to chop a bedrail.  idiot.  Now he is gotting a new one though.

[The_Entertainer]

Sounds like someone has a case of the mondays.

[I_am_Jacks_STD]

I bet Brendan's middle name is Josh.

[The_Entertainer]

I'm betting everyone involved in this entire story, including the OP, is a Josh.

[Gov_William_Bradford]

Joshes don't tennis.

[The_Entertainer]

It didn't sound like these Joshes tennis'd.

[Gov_William_Bradford]

Raoul tennises all the time, and he puzzles occasionally.

[The_Entertainer]

Well it's a good thing he isn't a part of the story, then, isn't it.

[Gov_William_Bradford]

Is the reporter every really not part of the story?

The answer is yes.

[The_Entertainer]

The answer is more cottage cheese! *pulls lever* MUAHAHAHAHA!

[lil_brontosaurus]

No that is not my name.

[The_Entertainer]

Oh. You're a Josh.

[lil_brontosaurus]

Well think that if you want, seeing as hwo this is a webpage, so you can never know for sure who you talk to, unless it is Dave or Zippo, who do come here.

[lipstraw]

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lil_brontosaurus wrote:

Brendan kicked Dave really bad in the knee.  idiot.  First of all, that could hurt dave bad, seeing as how Brendan is a body builder, and very big.  It would be a most powerful blow.  Also, Dave wasn't expecting it, so there was no defense.  Brendan didnt even have a real reason to do it besides being the biggest retard in the tnire solar system.  Finally, Brendan get ouf of this place ammediately.  If you are even a real kicker this makes things all the worse.  Please you will just break something stupid stupid person.

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Was this an episode of Degrassi Jr. High?

[lil_brontosaurus]

No that show is for retarded Canadans.

[Hong_Kong_Phooey]

Well, maybe Dave shouldn't have been a jerk and deserved it.

[My_Jeep_Is_Rock]

YEAH RIGHT NOOB NOBODY DESERVES A KICK FROM BRENDAN. HE SI STRONGER TAHN A MILLION KING KOOPAS ON CRACK ALL AT TEH SAME TIEM. I ONEC SAW BRENDAN BREAK A PLYWOOD OVER HIS BARE HEAD! IT WAS SWEET ADN MADE ME THINK OF MASTER CHIEF IN A WAY THAT BROUGHT SOME TEARS TO MY EYES.

[Hong_Kong_Phooey]

Dave was running his mouth and asked for it. Brendan had no choice in the matter, he was totally right to kick him. And my cousin Yuo could totally take Brendan, no problem.

[My_Jeep_Is_Rock]

HOLY MOLY UNCLE RAOUL! WEHN DID THIS HAPPEN? I HAVE NOT HEARD THIS NEWS YET SINCE ME AND MY BEST FRIEND BARNABAS (YUO KNOW HIM I THINK) HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY TRASHING FEEBLE WEAKLINGS AT CoH ALL DAY LOL.

SI DAEV ABEL TO RIDE AN BICYCLES STILL?

[Hong_Kong_Phooey]

My cousin Yuo does not know Barnabas, unless Barnabas has been to Hunan province.