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""I plan to move this country forwards not backwards, upwards not forwards, and constantly twirling, twirling, twirling towards the future." Oscar Wilde~1996 presidential election campaign
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Swift_Lunch
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Re: Don't quote Oscar Wilde!

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"friday nights I like to jam tiger balm into most of my crevaces and eventually over my entire body whilst Bad Company's "Burning Up" plays softly in the backround. CHINEASE BACKSCRATCHERS"

-Oscar Wilde (under his asmb handle DER_SPOON)

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
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gheelnory
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So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!

                                                  ----Oscar Wilde
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When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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"You work your mouth prettier than a twenty dollar **zoinks**."

-Oscar Wilde talking to someone who isn't a twenty dollar **zoinks**.
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"Let's do that again!!!"~Oscar Wilde, idependant snuff film
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Time to drink from the fire hose! - Oscar Wilde, to his mother.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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NatetheGr8
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I've never seen one that big before.
 
-Oscar Wilde after seeing the Titanic for the first (and last) time
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gheelnory
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The wrong kind of people have had their say for too long and I want to remind them that somewhere in this world there is a little law and order left - to let them know in the only way their kind understands, that they can't bribe or threaten their way and they will **zoinks** well pay pay dearly for every crime they commit.
                                                                 
                                        ---Oscar Wilde
I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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Swift_Lunch
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God is dead.

-Oscar Wilde

 

Oscar Wilde is dead.

-God

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
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God has a **zoinks** for Marines.  Because we kill everything we see. 

-Oscar Wilde
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Dorian Gray can suck it.
 
-Oscar Wilde

Message Edited by Swift_Lunch on 09-28-2007 02:18 PM

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
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NatetheGr8
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Lord Byron could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. 

-Oscar Wilde

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DaemonSeedlet
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You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow. Much like Mark Twain does. - Oscar Wilde.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

-Oscar Wilde

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Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine... - Oscar Wilde.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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Swift_Lunch
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I only had one beer - Oscar Wilde to the arresting officer
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
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NatetheGr8
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I had a headache this big *indicates how big with hands* but I took an Excedrine and now it's gone!
 
-Oscar Wilde
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You're not fully clean unless your Zestfully clean

 

-Oscar Wilde to the prostitute he was about to rail.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
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DaemonSeedlet
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Jump around. -Oscar Wilde's commencement speech to Oxford University, 1899.
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
 
~Oscar Wilde at a Limp Bizkit concert
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Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother**zoinks**er, mother**zoinks**er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **zoinks** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER**zoinks**ER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're **zoinks**in' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this **zoinks**'s skull!

~Oscar Wilde, from his guest appearance on CSI.

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"It was Fergalicious"
-Oscar Wilde, cameo as a zombie in the movie Planet Terror.
"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance" - John Sedgwick, right before being shot. Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.

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I don't get it.

-Oscar Wilde after seeing "Dramatic Hampster" on YouTube for the first time

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  "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. "
 
Oscar Wilde after reading quotes in rants.
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"Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine."
 
-Oscar Wilde, irritated, to Robert Ross while waiting on his friends on club night.
That would really be a breakthrough.