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Algenon
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Reply to Kneon_Knight - Message ID#: 38675256

08-23-2007 01:51 AM

No!NO!  Oscar Wilde did not say that!

"Throw a chair"

Oscar Wilde.

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Paulo Freire
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Kneon_Knight
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675345

08-23-2007 02:14 AM

He did too.  He also compared Albert, the Royal Consort, to a jelly donut, because: "Your majesty's arrival fills us with pleasure, and your departure only leaves us hungry for more."

I saw it on PBS, so it must be true.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our local PBS station used to broadcast "Monty Python's Flying Circus".  Whisch brings to mind an incident that marked the sparkling wit of some of the announcers of the day-when technical difficulties prevented the program from being broadcast in color, the announcer proclaimed, with all the dignity befitting the occasion: "Tonights telecast will be seen in black and white, with varying shades of grey."

Marvelous, that.

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Algenon
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Reply to Kneon_Knight - Message ID#: 38676017

08-23-2007 02:19 AM

 
 
NO!  YOU Are Wrong! Egads Man!  don't you understand Quantum physics?
 
 
 
 
 
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
 
Oscar Wilde
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Paulo Freire
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Ignis_Iovis
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Reply to Kneon_Knight - Message ID#: 38675256

08-23-2007 01:52 AM

"Hey, that one's real."
-Oscar Wilde
:smileysad: illiquidity
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LucidNonsense
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675168

08-23-2007 01:52 AM

"Kitties?  I love kitties...  with lemon pepper and a hint of sage."
-Oscar Wilde
That would really be a breakthrough.
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Algenon
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Reply to LucidNonsense - Message ID#: 38675355

08-23-2007 01:53 AM

That is orphans....not kitties.
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Paulo Freire
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LucidNonsense
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675405

08-23-2007 01:54 AM

Many kitties are orphans too.
 
:smileysad:
That would really be a breakthrough.
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I_am_Jacks_STD
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Reply to LucidNonsense - Message ID#: 38675445

08-23-2007 01:56 AM

"Between kitties and orphans, I choose fellatio."
-Oscar Wilde
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LucidNonsense
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Reply to I_am_Jacks_STD - Message ID#: 38675506

08-23-2007 02:01 AM

I nabbed this one from a website, but it's funny as hell:
 
""Hey, Lovecraft, you remember that time we tag-teamed that giant squid thing?"
~ Oscar Wilde
That would really be a breakthrough.
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Algenon
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Reply to LucidNonsense - Message ID#: 38675665

08-23-2007 02:12 AM

Okay...time for the big guns!
 

As an online discussion in rants grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis, Hitler or Kitties approaches one.

Oscar Wilde

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Paulo Freire
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LucidNonsense
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675970

08-23-2007 02:14 AM

"Hitler...  what a **bleep**..."

- Oscar Wilde

That would really be a breakthrough.
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Kneon_Knight
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675970

08-23-2007 02:23 AM

It approaches one rather rapidy, doesn't it?
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Algenon
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Reply to Kneon_Knight - Message ID#: 38676281

08-23-2007 02:30 AM

You should post that in "Kitties" on the AS home page.
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Paulo Freire
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Kneon_Knight
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38676509

08-23-2007 02:32 AM

It's not my kitty-somehow, the court decided my cat would be better off with my ex-wife, who never liked him, than with me, who worshipped the ground he walked on.

Too bad.  He was a handsome brute.

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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675168

08-23-2007 01:57 AM

"and all the while to hear the laughter, the horrible laughter of the world,  a thing more tragic than all the tears the world has ever shed."
-lady windermere's fan
"i work for the black hole, where all natural laws are invalid."
должно обвинить, должно быть сделанным
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LucidNonsense
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Reply to Algenon - Message ID#: 38675168

09-24-2007 08:02 PM

"**squiddly diddly**."

- Oscar Wilde

That would really be a breakthrough.
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shilly_sit
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Reply to LucidNonsense - Message ID#: 39470332

10-07-2007 10:05 PM

"Come with me if you want to live."

~ Oscar Wilde

If these walls could talk... I'd sh*t myself.
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IncoRanter
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Reply to shilly_sit - Message ID#: 39761992

10-07-2007 11:27 PM


shilly_sit wrote:

"Come with me if you want to live."

~ Oscar Wilde



Already done.  Post #92.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
There is nothing new under the sun in Rants.
                                                    ---------Oscar Wilde
 

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shilly_sit
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Reply to IncoRanter - Message ID#: 39764419

10-07-2007 11:31 PM

"You know, you really shouldn't mumble."

~Oscar Wilde to Henry Kissenger

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IncoRanter
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Reply to shilly_sit - Message ID#: 39764550

10-07-2007 11:42 PM

Who wants a beard?
       ----------Oscar Wilde

If it smells like fish do as you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...
There's always the butt -M_K
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shilly_sit
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Reply to IncoRanter - Message ID#: 39764822

10-08-2007 01:05 AM

"Now I ain't sayin she's a golddigger, uh. But she ain't messin wit no broke **♫ guitar hit ♫**."

~Oscar Wilde to oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, on the eve of his wedding with Anna Nicole Smith.

If these walls could talk... I'd sh*t myself.
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FullMetal_Beauty
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Reply to shilly_sit - Message ID#: 39767331

10-08-2007 01:09 AM

"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

--Oscar Wilde
Leader of the Emo R&B Hipsters
Nonconsensual hugs for everyone!
Y.O.L.O.
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I_am_Jacks_STD
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Reply to FullMetal_Beauty - Message ID#: 39767425

10-08-2007 01:43 AM

I b'leeve you have my stapler?

~Oscar Wilde, to a bewildered caveman

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NatetheGr8
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Reply to I_am_Jacks_STD - Message ID#: 39768330

10-08-2007 08:59 AM

Life it like a box of chocolates--you just never know what you're gonna get.

-Oscar Wilde

Thanks Verp, wherever you are.   
Which flame_warrior are you?
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DaemonSeedlet
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Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 39771616

10-08-2007 10:31 AM

"You talkin' to me?" - Oscar Wilde, trying out his new hearing aid.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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