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I_am_Jacks_STD
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I... DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA!

~Oscar Wilde

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sleepyirv
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Best one yet, Jacks!

 

"Who loves orange soda?"

-Oscar Wilde, asking his best friend Kel

"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance" - John Sedgwick, right before being shot. Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" - Winston Churchill

"Poor Capablanca! Thou wert a brilliant technician, but no philosopher. Thou wert not capable of believing that in chess, another style could be victorious than the absolutely correct one." - Max Euwe
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Kel loves orange soda.

~Oscar Wilde, in a letter to his fiancee

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sleepyirv
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"Is it true?"

-Oscar Wilde, while on trial for sodomy

"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance" - John Sedgwick, right before being shot. Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" - Winston Churchill

"Poor Capablanca! Thou wert a brilliant technician, but no philosopher. Thou wert not capable of believing that in chess, another style could be victorious than the absolutely correct one." - Max Euwe
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I_am_Jacks_STD
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Uh huh.  I do I do I do I do-oo.

~Oscar Wilde, drunk in Las Vegas marrying three strippers and an Elvis impersonator simultaneously.

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sleepyirv
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"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone is invited!"

-Oscar Wilde after eating one really good shepherd's pie

"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance" - John Sedgwick, right before being shot. Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" - Winston Churchill

"Poor Capablanca! Thou wert a brilliant technician, but no philosopher. Thou wert not capable of believing that in chess, another style could be victorious than the absolutely correct one." - Max Euwe
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DaemonSeedlet
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Re: Don't quote Oscar Wilde!

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If the glove don't fit, you must acquit. - Oscar Wilde, on boxing.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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sleepyirv
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"What am I? Your pet poodle? I can't come up of quotable lines at an instant!"
-Oscar Wilde, 1899. After I wouldn't stop bothering him.
"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance" - John Sedgwick, right before being shot. Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" - Winston Churchill

"Poor Capablanca! Thou wert a brilliant technician, but no philosopher. Thou wert not capable of believing that in chess, another style could be victorious than the absolutely correct one." - Max Euwe
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DaemonSeedlet
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When someone asks you if you're a God, you say yes. - Oscar Wilde, on shrubbery.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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gheelnory
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I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that our, I, education like such as, South Africa, and, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.                                                              
         ---Oscar Wilde

 

I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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DaemonSeedlet
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I love lamp. - Oscar Wilde.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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Saddy wrote:
"i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world." ~ oscar wilde


I think he really did say that to G.I. Joe.
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

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sleepyirv
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He was 6" 3', everyone happy now?

-Oscar Wilde, the next day, missing half his moustache.

"They couldn't shoot an elephant at this distance" - John Sedgwick, right before being shot. Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9, 1864.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" - Winston Churchill

"Poor Capablanca! Thou wert a brilliant technician, but no philosopher. Thou wert not capable of believing that in chess, another style could be victorious than the absolutely correct one." - Max Euwe
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Rasputin0070
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"He's the most charming man.  He's the Oscar Wilde of our time.  I only had one moment with him in that film and it's a great source of regret.  I love spending time with him. He's always very open and effusive.  His interest in you is genuine."

-Oscar Wilde on the set of L.A. Confidential in reference and reverence to Kevin Spacey.
Ignorance is forgivable, but willful ignorance is not. -lowman :: Perception is a real mutha for ya. -slyfoxx2
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"Alvin...  Alvin... ALLLLLLLVINNNNNNNNN!"

~Oscar Wilde

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Who wants a mustache ride?~ Oscar Wilde
**babyduckbutter**
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DaemonSeedlet
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"I am the Antichrist." - Oscar Wilde.
"I'm not interested." - The Shaman.
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gheelnory
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Your idea makes me want to hear 'The Importance of Being Earnest' with speeded-up voices.  "A handbag???"
I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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The price is wrong, b1tch.

-Oscar Wilde

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
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gheelnory
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.
                                                                 
                                                                ---Oscar Wilde

 

I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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"I have nothing to declare except my genius"
- Oscar Wilde
"watch me, blow a load on your butt tattoo" - mc chris
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CaptainPinko
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"Evil will always win because Good is dumb" ~ Oscar Wilde
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We are, we are...the youth of a nation.

--Oscar Wilde

Thanks Verp, wherever you are 
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Swift_Lunch
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"There's a snake in my boot!"

-Oscar Wilde upon discovering a snake...in his boot.

 

 

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.