The Swim Archive

[Jeffchao228]

Well I claim page 2 of this topic.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

no pressure man.  every post can't be gold.

sometimes I feel lucky simply for not being disembowled on the spot for

some of the things I post.

because - my bowles - are hawt.

and ppl want them.

for a stew.

the stew of luuv.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

well kept secret:

there's actually lots of stuff offline.

Like - I'm talking frickn buttloads of crap.

there's like donuts and candy bars and lint traps and animals and aeroplanes

and autos and bikes and toys and books and underwear and other clothing

that I guess is supposed to be overwear to wear over the underwear which is -

like - who knew dressing yourself was such a layered and complicated deal.

but - I mean, clowns and wolfs and large plastic tubs that are completely empty,

so you can actually decide youself what to put in them.

It's - crazy offline.

so - we actually go there a lot.  

but don't let this get out because we don't want to lose our hits to something

stupid like anything involving sports balls, driving outside of the home, shopping

for things that have nothing to do with Adult Swim, and getting your hair done,

because we love you just the way you look right now.

as you stare.

at your computer screen.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Odin is actually mod 5 if you're going chronologically.

so go for the O.

[SenseAcct]

Question to Luuv...

On Valentines Day, how many "Will You Be My Valentine"s did you get?

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Lots because that's what happens to sexy people on valentine's day.

plus sex is something I just do whenever I want, wherever I want, because

people just want to see me doing it so they're always just like "well okay I guess".

[SenseAcct]

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

Lots because that's what happens to sexy people on valentine's day.

plus sex is something I just do whenever I want, wherever I want, because

people just want to see me doing it so they're always just like "well okay I guess".

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For once, I can genuinely say, you have made my day good sir.

[Soueaster88]

I meant those firework-like things, but sure.

[spring]

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

closed part 4 on a whim because it was at 4444 posts.

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ooooh wondered why it was closed so soon >_>

wut are the mods doing for easter? and do you still believe in the easter bunny?

[eimajtI]

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alikatt_25 wrote:
*stabs thread in the eye with yellow arrow*

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This is the best way to explain my post as well. XD 

[Lamorak]

bast:    yea, but if i agree with you right off the bat then there is no debate.  what fun is that?

luuv:   if a noob stays, then they get a voice.   its the peeps who come in, complain about everyone and everything, and never make it past 100 posts.   also, one time joke alts get squished.     but yes, all the people on the boards matter.     as posters = gold, and noobs outnumber regulars, then the raw dynamics means that the noobs are more important.   the regs will stay almost regardless of what happens, and you don't have to worry about them knowing what [as] is doing next...   or if they will watch.   noobs are the target audiance.    also, devils advocate.

[Lamorak]

could easily go in there and delete a post to make it right again.   they have the technology.

[Rishiden]

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SwimMod_Luuv wrote:

closed part 4 on a whim because it was at 4444 posts.

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Good call.

[Lamorak]

after living there a bit, i love thai food.   any real thai restaraunt will have a picture of their king in it (many chinese people are making "thai" restaraunts cause they are in style and they and chrage more for the same food cause americians don't know any better).   best one i ever found in the states had a picture of the king with the king it.   thats right, elvis.

Message Edited by Lamorak on 03-08-2010 01:53 PM

[SenseAcct]

To Humbug...

Have, you, or have you not, ever thought about ruling the world?

[alikatt_25]

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eimajtI wrote:

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alikatt_25 wrote:
*stabs thread in the eye with yellow arrow*

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This is the best way to explain my post as well. XD 

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it had to be done >_>

[DirgeOfTheBacklash77]

Arc or anyone else, are we allowed Freaknik icons?

[SwimMod_Luuv]

eh but if you're talking about it from the perspective of guidelines/tos etc, we

moderate them equally.  We'll ban a noob or a regular for the same type of thing.

In fact, I can say personally I never even look at the rank or amount of time a user

has been here directly, generally I'm not even aware of it while moderating.  I try

to stick to moderating the specific instance/behavior rather than investing in moderating

specific individuals over time, or remembering who they are etc.

I do read profile notes.  But the biggest factor for me is the situation in the now and

the context of that.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

I'm about 99% sure yes.

[Lamorak]

i'm not saying you guys should do anything different.   admins would be the one to set up perks, VIP sections for rank, not you guys.   if anything, the noobs should get a little break as they don't know all the rules and the trouble making regulars should get the short leash.    an OotO who posts a porn link knows full well what they are doing is wrong.     and as you guys can tell who is an alt, make the mains pay for the transgressions of their alts.

[katt_goddess]

Drag over from the 'wine' thread -

No. The Mods should never ever have webcams. Ever ever. Drunk or sober.

Examples of why that is a very bad idea :

Odin would ruin Batman by doing something weird in a costume.

Everyone would find out that Poseidon really is a surprised unicorn that sings Micheal Jackson songs.

Sedai's cam would always be aimmed at a crappy pile of Samoa boxes causing much cookie rage. 

Luuv once said something about turning up the lights so everyone could see what a really big post is and just reading that made my eyebrows fall out...don't want to see that too.

Arcturus would probably attempt the same thing. It would end up being like Chat Roulette only it would be a demented sort of dude roulette. With dueling bansticks. o.O

[DoomsDayDevice]

do you mean like links to redtube or links to youtube with nips hanging out?

i've seen lots of people get banned for posting some dumb crap video only to get banned because they didn't watch the whole vid and some chick pops out her mammaries and there goes their account.

Message Edited by DoomsDayDevice on 03-08-2010 09:37 PM

[Lamorak]

with the exception of the jackson songs, i don't see a down side.

somoas > thin mints.    i got my cookies yesterday, one box of samoas didn't last the night. 

[SenseAcct]

To Luuv... What kind of notes do I have? I want to know... Most of them probably say, "Sexy Devil" huh?

[funky_branca]

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DirgeOfTheBacklash77 wrote:
Arc or anyone else, are we allowed Freaknik icons?

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So since it's probably a yes on this, another question about it:

Can I use the iTunes art that's up for the special? I really like how it looks and it'd be a nice icon.