I stuck my bleep in a bottle of beer and it's stuck

The_Universe · 09-29-2006

help...

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Saddy · 08-15-2003

o.O...

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The_Universe · 09-29-2006

help!

Don't be anti-social, move to a city!
ween yourself off the idiocy of society
log cabin pubs?
Why is taint a good english word?

Iceman3000 · 12-05-2004

Bite down on a piece of leather and break that bottle

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Saddy · 08-15-2003

relax. baby oil. or vegetable oil. wiggle. carefully. hope for the best.

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The_Universe · 09-29-2006

I've got to find something to break it with...

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sleepyirv · 02-27-2004

Did you learn something from this experience?

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adultswimfan720 · 09-08-2004

It's things like that I'm gladly relieved I'm not as pathetic.

Iceman3000 · 12-05-2004

The_Universe wrote:
I've got to find something to break it with...

You got a sledgehammer?

......

ok just use the corner of a table

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Saddy · 08-15-2003

are you sure you want to break it? i can't imagine that broken glass would feel too good.

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The_Universe · 09-29-2006

I broke it with a hammer and it's still stuck, I didn't want to hit it too close to my **bleep** and the bottom broke off, but the neck is still there.

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Iceman3000 · 12-05-2004

Cold Shower......try that

or try a crowbar

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albertsplatz · 06-13-2007

you'd think it'd be a bad idea, but the peen is mighty resilient, not to mention quick healing
if you're sticking it in things now, you've had to exhaust your left and right hands
so it must be tougher than leather by now

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twins_basil_twins · 09-22-2004

ok man, WATER BASED LUBRICANT! or any kind of lotion, or at the very worst.... butter or hair conditioner.

or... get very cold water and soak ur pen!s in it while carfefully pulling it out.

dude im not saying i have a huge **bleep** but **bleep**, even in cold weather i couldnt fit half the tip in a beer bottle.

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Me: Technically.. uh huh yes

Her: so.. what are you going to do about that?

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albertsplatz · 06-13-2007

speaking of peckers in bottles
i should watch trapped in the closet...

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kill-joy70 · 02-05-2004

The_Universe wrote:
I broke it with a hammer and it's still stuck, I didn't want to hit it too close to my **bleep** and the bottom broke off, but the neck is still there.

Awesome!!

Sharp broken glass around your thing.

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FayDFlourite · 12-09-2006

dont worry. you only need to get rid of the air inside the bottle. so the tiniest break in the bottle is fine. you dont need to break the whole thing.

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Conrad_820 · 07-22-2004

Wow, what in the world would ever make you think that this was a good idea?

Waffles?

The_Universe · 09-29-2006

Olive oil seems to have done it...OW.

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kill-joy70 · 02-05-2004

So, is it love?

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The_Universe · 09-29-2006

You suck fucker

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twins_basil_twins · 09-22-2004

i got my **bleep** stuck in a water suction device at a pool once.

it was love until my mom wanted to leave.... -.- paramedics and firefighters later i was scarred for life.

Her: So here you are. I'm a woman. And you are a man

Me: Technically.. uh huh yes

Her: so.. what are you going to do about that?

Me Thinking: *so what am i going to do? its almost like a moral decision but not really cause no one will find out*

skyllama13 · 01-26-2005

i cant believe you did that.

I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.

KahitAno89 · 07-22-2007

kill-joy70 wrote:
So, is it love?

What is love?...

fuddyduddy hullabaloo honorificabilitudinitatibus

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SilverDragonWOHS · 05-18-2005

skyllama13 wrote:
i cant believe you did that.

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