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Scaredy Cat
The_Universe
Posts: 5,668
Registered: ‎09-29-2006

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Thanks for bumping this :smileysad:
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icywiener
Posts: 283
Registered: ‎08-21-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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this sounds like a new fashion trend
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icywiener
Posts: 283
Registered: ‎08-21-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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ya should have left it on
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Creepy Doll
Posts: 30,766
Registered: ‎06-15-2005
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Why in the world would you **bleep** in a beer bottle in the first place? :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:
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KillerDevdasi
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Registered: ‎08-31-2005
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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The_Universe wrote:
Thanks for bumping this :smileysad:


you're welcome,sweetie:smileyhappy:
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Krackitty
Posts: 8,872
Registered: ‎12-25-2004

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Were you trying to pee in it or what?
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Iceman3000
Posts: 24,665
Registered: ‎12-05-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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the_great_orochi wrote:
Why in the world would you **bleep** in a beer bottle in the first place? :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:



Better question, how did he get it in the bottle?
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Scaredy Cat
The_Universe
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Krackitty wrote:
Were you trying to pee in it or what?


No,just drunk.
Don't be anti-social, move to a city!
ween yourself off the idiocy of society
log cabin pubs?
Why is taint a good english word?
Mysterious Ooze
Cam_Rulz
Posts: 4,039
Registered: ‎02-02-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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I tried to stick my **bleep** in a beer bottle once, completely flaccid.  Didn't fit, not even close.
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viperxmns
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..
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JehutyNinja
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Registered: ‎04-29-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.
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blue_disaster
Posts: 5,221
Registered: ‎09-12-2005

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.



True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.
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JehutyNinja
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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blue_disaster wrote:


JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.



True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.

Hmm I dunno...

I think we need to submit a Mythbusters inquiry. :smileyvery-happy:
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blue_disaster
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Registered: ‎09-12-2005
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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JehutyNinja wrote:


blue_disaster wrote:


JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.



True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.

Hmm I dunno...

I think we need to submit a Mythbusters inquiry. :smileyvery-happy:



Yes definitely :smileyvery-happy:
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viperxmns
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.


I actually wondered that when I posted
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cathulu_kid
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Registered: ‎04-28-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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**bleep** this thread is still going on

 

ok the guy bumped uglies with a beer bottle we get it already. :robotindifferent:

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jim_lahey
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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i dont believe it ever happend
both the bottle & the dude are virgins
Mysterious Ooze
stewie__rules
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Registered: ‎12-24-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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I can tell  :smileyvery-happy:
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AgentMisha
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Ghost Doge
capt_taco
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Registered: ‎03-16-2004

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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I'm not reading the whole thread, so forgive me if it's already been said. But someone has GOT to make a country song with this title.

"An empty victory is a victory nonetheless."
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voyager_2k
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Registered: ‎08-11-2003
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Oh man I wish I was here last night. This has got to go in the Swim Archive. I demand it.
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firegamer4
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Registered: ‎08-31-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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gah!:robotindifferent:umm... try using umm... p3nis lube to get it out?
this is painful
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Gajiin
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Registered: ‎04-24-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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ROFL ROFL ROFLCAKES!!!!!! this thread made my day:smileyvery-happy:


but really....to stick it in a beer bottle.....ah nevermind