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SwimStar
Posts: 5,668
Registered: ‎09-29-2006

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

Reply to KillerDevdasi - Message ID#: 38895896

Thanks for bumping this Smiley Sad
Don't be anti-social, move to a city!
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SwimNerd
Posts: 283
Registered: ‎08-21-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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this sounds like a new fashion trend
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SwimNerd
Posts: 283
Registered: ‎08-21-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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ya should have left it on
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Swimmortal
Posts: 30,766
Registered: ‎06-15-2005
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Why in the world would you **bleep** in a beer bottle in the first place? Smiley Very Happy Smiley Very Happy Smiley Very Happy
Swimmortal
Posts: 42,225
Registered: ‎08-31-2005
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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The_Universe wrote:
Thanks for bumping this Smiley Sad


you're welcome,sweetieSmiley Happy
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Swimportant
Posts: 8,872
Registered: ‎12-25-2004

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Were you trying to pee in it or what?
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SwimLegend
Posts: 24,665
Registered: ‎12-05-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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the_great_orochi wrote:
Why in the world would you **bleep** in a beer bottle in the first place? Smiley Very Happy Smiley Very Happy Smiley Very Happy



Better question, how did he get it in the bottle?
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SwimStar
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Registered: ‎09-29-2006
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Krackitty wrote:
Were you trying to pee in it or what?


No,just drunk.
Don't be anti-social, move to a city!
ween yourself off the idiocy of society
log cabin pubs?
Why is taint a good english word?
SwimSuperfan
Posts: 4,039
Registered: ‎02-02-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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I tried to stick my **bleep** in a beer bottle once, completely flaccid.  Didn't fit, not even close.
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SwimHELPeR
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Registered: ‎07-09-2003
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..
Swimmortal
Posts: 30,279
Registered: ‎04-29-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.
SwimStar
Posts: 5,221
Registered: ‎09-12-2005

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.



True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.
Swimmortal
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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blue_disaster wrote:


JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.



True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.

Hmm I dunno...

I think we need to submit a Mythbusters inquiry. Smiley Very Happy
SwimStar
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Registered: ‎09-12-2005
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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JehutyNinja wrote:


blue_disaster wrote:


JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.



True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.

Hmm I dunno...

I think we need to submit a Mythbusters inquiry. Smiley Very Happy



Yes definitely Smiley Very Happy
SwimHELPeR
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Registered: ‎07-09-2003
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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JehutyNinja wrote:


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..


What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.


I actually wondered that when I posted
SwimSuperfan
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Registered: ‎04-28-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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**bleep** this thread is still going on

 

ok the guy bumped uglies with a beer bottle we get it already. Robot Indifferent

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Swimperfect
Posts: 585
Registered: ‎05-17-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

Reply to cathulu_kid - Message ID#: 38898878

i dont believe it ever happend
both the bottle & the dude are virgins
SwimSuperfan
Posts: 4,102
Registered: ‎12-24-2004
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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I can tell  Smiley Very Happy
SwimHipster
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Registered: ‎12-09-2006
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Swimfamous
Posts: 17,755
Registered: ‎03-16-2004

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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I'm not reading the whole thread, so forgive me if it's already been said. But someone has GOT to make a country song with this title.

"An empty victory is a victory nonetheless."
Swimfamous
Posts: 17,768
Registered: ‎08-11-2003
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Oh man I wish I was here last night. This has got to go in the Swim Archive. I demand it.
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SwimPunk
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Registered: ‎08-31-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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gah!Robot Indifferentumm... try using umm... p3nis lube to get it out?
this is painful
SwimHipster
Posts: 1,164
Registered: ‎04-24-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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ROFL ROFL ROFLCAKES!!!!!! this thread made my daySmiley Very Happy


but really....to stick it in a beer bottle.....ah nevermind