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The_Universe
Posts: 5,668
Registered: ‎09-29-2006

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to KillerDevdasi - Message ID#: 38895896

‎08-31-2007 06:01 AM

Thanks for bumping this :smileysad:
Don't be anti-social, move to a city!
ween yourself off the idiocy of society
log cabin pubs?
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SwimNerd
icywiener
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Registered: ‎08-21-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874193

‎08-31-2007 06:06 AM

this sounds like a new fashion trend
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icywiener
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38895963

‎08-31-2007 06:07 AM

ya should have left it on
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Swimmortal
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 06:49 AM

Why in the world would you **bleep** in a beer bottle in the first place? :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:
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KillerDevdasi
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38895963

‎08-31-2007 06:50 AM


The_Universe wrote:
Thanks for bumping this :smileysad:

you're welcome,sweetie:smileyhappy:
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Krackitty
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 09:14 AM

Were you trying to pee in it or what?
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SwimLegend
Iceman3000
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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‎08-31-2007 09:18 AM


the_great_orochi wrote:
Why in the world would you **bleep** in a beer bottle in the first place? :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:


Better question, how did he get it in the bottle?
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SwimStar
The_Universe
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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‎08-31-2007 09:33 AM


Krackitty wrote:
Were you trying to pee in it or what?

No,just drunk.
Don't be anti-social, move to a city!
ween yourself off the idiocy of society
log cabin pubs?
Why is taint a good english word?
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Cam_Rulz
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 09:34 AM

I tried to stick my **bleep** in a beer bottle once, completely flaccid.  Didn't fit, not even close.
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viperxmns
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38896832

‎08-31-2007 10:12 AM

At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..
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JehutyNinja
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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‎08-31-2007 12:21 PM


viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..

What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.
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blue_disaster
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Registered: ‎09-12-2005

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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‎08-31-2007 12:24 PM


JehutyNinja wrote:

viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..

What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.


True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.
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JehutyNinja
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to blue_disaster - Message ID#: 38898331

‎08-31-2007 12:28 PM


blue_disaster wrote:

JehutyNinja wrote:

viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..

What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.


True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.
Hmm I dunno...

I think we need to submit a Mythbusters inquiry. :smileyvery-happy:
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SwimStar
blue_disaster
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to JehutyNinja - Message ID#: 38898365

‎08-31-2007 01:01 PM


JehutyNinja wrote:

blue_disaster wrote:

JehutyNinja wrote:

viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..

What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.


True but wouldn't it back up like a hose, and make it implode. Then you get do the whole joke " what color were his bawls when his pen0r blew up?..."

Blue.

One blew this way and the other one blew that way.
Hmm I dunno...

I think we need to submit a Mythbusters inquiry. :smileyvery-happy:


Yes definitely :smileyvery-happy:
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viperxmns
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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‎08-31-2007 01:04 PM


JehutyNinja wrote:

viperxmns wrote:
At least if you have to pee, you're good to go.. sort of..

What'd be nasty is if it filled up and then some...

I wonder if it would've been forced out that way...by sheer urine power.

I actually wondered that when I posted
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SwimSuperfan
cathulu_kid
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38895963

‎08-31-2007 01:13 PM

**bleep** this thread is still going on

 

ok the guy bumped uglies with a beer bottle we get it already. :robotindifferent:

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OH SNAP
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Swimperfect
jim_lahey
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Registered: ‎05-17-2007
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to cathulu_kid - Message ID#: 38898878

‎08-31-2007 01:28 PM

i dont believe it ever happend
both the bottle & the dude are virgins
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SwimSuperfan
stewie__rules
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to KillerDevdasi - Message ID#: 38895896

‎08-31-2007 07:31 PM

I can tell  :smileyvery-happy:
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SwimHipster
AgentMisha
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 08:37 PM

WTF>
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Swimfamous
capt_taco
Posts: 17,733
Registered: ‎03-16-2004

Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 11:36 PM

I'm not reading the whole thread, so forgive me if it's already been said. But someone has GOT to make a country song with this title.

"An empty victory is a victory nonetheless."
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voyager_2k
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Registered: ‎08-11-2003
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 11:40 PM

Oh man I wish I was here last night. This has got to go in the Swim Archive. I demand it.
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firegamer4
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Re: I stuck my **bleep** in a bottle of beer and i

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Reply to The_Universe - Message ID#: 38874079

‎08-31-2007 11:46 PM

gah!:robotindifferent:umm... try using umm... p3nis lube to get it out?
this is painful
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Gajiin
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‎08-31-2007 11:51 PM

ROFL ROFL ROFLCAKES!!!!!! this thread made my day:smileyvery-happy:


but really....to stick it in a beer bottle.....ah nevermind
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