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Comrad
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IMAGINE THIS, IF YOU WILL

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09-01-2006 10:31 PM

IMAGINE THAT SUPERMAN MUST PUSH THE EARTH OUT OF THE WAY OF SOME SPACE OBJECT.  AN ASTEROID, WE'LL CALL IT.
 
OK, SO SUPERMAN IS PUSHING THE EARTH.  WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IF YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?
 
THAT'S RIGHT, A HEADSTAND.
Comrad
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bIGbAbYJEbUS
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09-01-2006 10:31 PM

you mean a handstand?
RAARGH RAAWR! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON.
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Comrad
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09-01-2006 10:32 PM

YOU SAY HANDSTAND, I SAY POTATO.
Comrad
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bIGbAbYJEbUS
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09-01-2006 10:33 PM

so he's pushing the earth with his forehead....

 

please go on....

RAARGH RAAWR! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON.
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Odorinsanus
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09-01-2006 10:34 PM


bIGbAbYJEbUS wrote:

so he's pushing the earth with his forehead....

please go on....



hes.. goin AFTER THAT WORM!!!

WOOOOOO!1
shameful
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bIGbAbYJEbUS
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09-01-2006 10:35 PM

LIFE IS HARD FOR SUPERMAN.
RAARGH RAAWR! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON.
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Comrad
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09-01-2006 10:33 PM

ALL THE WHILE, SUPERMAN WOULD BE SAVING YOUR LIFE, NAY, THE WORLD, BUT YOU'D JUST BE THINKING HE WAS BEING A JACKASS AND SHOWING OFF.

 

LIFE IS HARD FOR SUPERMAN.

Comrad
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gheelnory
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09-02-2006 12:49 AM


Comrad wrote:

LIFE IS HARD FOR SUPERMAN.


Such is the fate of any man who goes around wearing a cape, I expect.
I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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Bizarro_Deus
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09-02-2006 12:50 AM

Life isn't so hard if you wear a cape.  It's the tights that get you.
I'm Batman
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gheelnory
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09-02-2006 12:51 AM

Not to mention the wearing of the underwear on the outside of the clothes.
I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king and he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines,
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
When the man dances, certainly, boys, what else? The piper pays him! Yessssir, Yessssir…
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Crimm
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09-02-2006 12:48 AM

WE'RE GOING BACK TO POTATO TO GET MY **bleep**ING WRIST!

Bonafide member of the gaming press
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Maiden_Kagome
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09-01-2006 10:32 PM

I'm like, freaking out man.
o.O
YIM: Swordmaster_Misty
There is absolutely no one on my list anymore.
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Comrad
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09-01-2006 10:32 PM

AND YOU WOULD SAY TO YOURSELF "WHY THE **bleep** IS SUPERMAN DOING A HEADSTAND?"
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09-01-2006 10:32 PM


Comrad wrote:
AND YOU WOULD SAY TO YOURSELF "WHY THE **bleep** IS SUPERMAN DOING A HEADSTAND?"

why isn't he using his hands?!!
RAARGH RAAWR! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON.
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09-02-2006 12:50 AM

I taste mint.....

Oh, that's right. I'm chewing gum.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
He was killed...by the C.I.A...for selling smack...to Nazis...
The Lizard stripped me of my virginity.
Oh, yeah. PSN ID: sleepyzombie XBL GT: QuotedCactus
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lilshonenbat
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09-02-2006 12:50 AM

O_o Is that one of those "Three rights make a left" puzzles?
Sunshine
Sunshine
Ladybugs awake
Clap your hooves
And do a little shake

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
Typical day on Ponychan
I am SO in lesbians with you ♥
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Jack_Bizzy
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09-02-2006 01:26 AM


Comrad wrote:
IMAGINE THAT SUPERMAN MUST PUSH THE EARTH OUT OF THE WAY OF SOME SPACE OBJECT.  AN ASTEROID, WE'LL CALL IT.
 
OK, SO SUPERMAN IS PUSHING THE EARTH.  WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IF YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?
 
THAT'S RIGHT, A HEADSTAND.

It would never happen because he would move the asteroid before he would move the earth.  Sorry i crush dreams.
Big O! Show time!
-Roger Smith
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Comrad
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09-02-2006 01:27 AM

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOP ENOPE NOPE NPE NOPE NPE NOPE NOPE NPOE
Comrad
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09-02-2006 02:42 PM

I SURE TOLD HIM.
Comrad
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Whelp
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09-02-2006 03:53 PM

YOU SURE TOLD HIM.
I'm lunarnoodle, man.
he was very abrasive with his crotch
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Comrad
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09-02-2006 04:20 PM

LIFE IS HARD FOR SUPERMAN.
Comrad
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Whelp
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09-02-2006 04:26 PM

WHY THE **bleep** IS SUPERMAN DOING A HEADSTAND?
I'm lunarnoodle, man.
he was very abrasive with his crotch
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Comrad
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09-02-2006 04:27 PM

HE'S NOT A JACKASS.
Comrad
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Whelp
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09-02-2006 04:31 PM

HE'S NOT AN ASTEROlD, WE'LL CALL IT.
I'm lunarnoodle, man.
he was very abrasive with his crotch
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Comrad
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09-02-2006 04:33 PM

IMAGINE THAT SUPERMAN IS NOT A SPACE OBJECT STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
Comrad
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