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[SwimMod_Poseidon]

  Yellow-Tailed Wooly Monkey:  I want to live so much, though...

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

  Phoenix:  TOO BAD YOU STUPID STINKY MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Go pee in a tree.

Message Edited by SwimMod_Phoenix on 10-22-2004 11:16 AM

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

  Yellow-Tailed Wooly Monkey:  Maybe I will...

  Tree Frog:  NOOOOO!!!!!!!

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

  Phoenix:  ***Grabs frog.  Puts him in a water bottle.  Shakes vigorously.***

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

  Tree Frog:  AGH!  My Life is so miserable!

  Yellow-Tailed Wooly Monkey:  That's what you get for not letting me kick it rap musician style on your faise.  W00T!

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

(((OHMYGOD!!!!! We used to go to Carlsbad Caverns every summer when I was a kid.  It was fun.  Stinky, but fun.  I got a old glass with gold and brown transfer and a coffee mug from there.  We used to eat lunch in the grand room - I think that's it.  I remember eating fried chicken down there and wondering if it was bat.)))

Message Edited by SwimOdin on 06-03-2005 11:48 AM

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

Yeah I went there a few times.  I'm from Colorado.  The caves are in New Mexico.  That's pretty close.

Wipstickago.

Message Edited by SwimMod_Poseidon on 10-22-2004 11:58 AM

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

(((Boo-yah!  They're in New Mexico.  We'd go to Red River, NM every summer for at least a month.  Back when it was a couple of cabins, a big old dance hall, and maybe a store or two.  Red River is up near Colorado.  Colorado's puuuuuurdy.)))

Message Edited by SwimMod_Phoenix on 10-22-2004 11:51 AM

[SwimMod_Nu]

I went to Lewis and Clark Caverns.

They were famous explorers.

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

(((Yeah.  One of those guys commited suicide cause he was gay.  That's according to my dad.  So there's a good chance he just made up the gay part.  I've been to Longhorn Caverns and some caverns in the Arkansas Ozarks near Sweet Home, Ark up near Missouri.

I like caverns.  When I'm in a cavern I like to pretend I live there.)))

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

That's what I said.  New mexico.

<_<

>_>

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

  Tree Frog:  I'm almost out of the bottle!

  Tree Frog:  Hurray!  I'm free!

  Yellow-Tailed Wooly Monkey:  Yeah, but now the devil is here, and he's gonna eat you!

  Satan:  ROAR!  Satan eat frog!  **Eats Frog**

  Yellow-Tailed Wooly Monkey:  Awesome!

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

    ***Spanks Satan for eating delicious frog's legs and not saving any for her.***

[SwimOdin]

 They should put warning labels on this coffee!

[SwimMod_Nu]

I did a google image search for "now that's my kind of party," and one of the things that came up was this kid donating his birthday money to some children's fund.
Then I felt bad and was too sad to party.
So I didn't.

Message Edited by SwimMod_Nu on 10-25-2004 01:23 AM

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

  ***crashes party.  dances the pogo.***

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

Satan wants in on the party:

Satan is having a hard time fitting in at this party. 

[SwimMod_Nu]

He just stinks at Pictionary.
Maybe if Satan could draw better, he'd have more friends.

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

  Sad Satan:  It's so hard to draw, when you have the hands of a beast. 

[SwimMod_Nu]

:'(

The best part about that is not knowing what it says. And God Miljo has to be the best phrase ever.

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

  Phoenix:  That is Dutch, ja?  The Devil = Dutch, ja?  Ja is the only word I know in Dutch.  Other than Suiker. 

[SwimMod_Nu]

Ah, it's Swedish for milieu.

[the ethical background=god's milieu?]

Message Edited by SwimMod_Nu on 10-28-2004 11:45 AM

[SwimOdin]

French Iron Chef:  S uck my apple!

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

  Phoenix:  Bites into a bell pepper and makes a face that translates to, "Now why the Hell did I do that!?" in any language.

[SwimMod_Poseidon]

Google image search result for "Glomps"