The Swim Archive

[R.I.P.Dorothy3]

Wow after reading most of these suggestions for B&W cards, adult swim would be crazy not to use them...they are absolutley hilarious. Keep the ideas flowing and maybe they'll get the hint. Oh and only one complaint...don't change the colors of the cards, it's too distracting...i'd rather focus on whats being said. And now i'll end with my take on the B&W cards.

What was that?!

Did you see that?

Right behind you...

[airhorn]

Ha!!!

Made you look.

[gottcha]

[R.I.P.girnny777]

Wow.

It sure is dark.

This is the darkest time of the day you know.

Huh?

Oh nothing -- Just thought I saw something moving behind you..

[adult scared]

[R.I.P.Mintor]

And now we leave you with this.....


"Fishy, fishy, fishy, i made you out of snow.

I put you in the oven.

Oh no! Where did my fishy go!"

...... Don't eat tuna.
Eat Goldfish.
[atleast they smile back]

(Adult Swim)

[R.I.P.PenguinGod]

Fetus fetus fetus, I made you with my wife.

Fetus fetus fetus, Just the other night.

[adultswim]

[Qman1]

that one too

lol

[R.I.P.PenguinGod]

Lol Qman. Hilarious.

[R.I.P.Rando]

here's another try at it
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(drops in from ceiling)

(silently sneaks around office desks)

(jumps across room with plastic sword)

NINJA!!!!!!!!!

(trips over a desk)

[Adult *bad ninja* swim]

[R.I.P.PenguinGod]

1 more for me.



We didn't feel like doing the cards tonight but we have to so here it goes...


(Blah)


[AdultSwim}

[R.I.P.overlord7]

This is my first idea so here goes nothing.

hey!

hi, uh....

crap I forgot what to say

give me a break it's late

(adult uh...)

(that's my idea I didn't forget what to say)

Edited 8/26/2003 10:19:52 PM ET by overlord7

[R.I.P.Malnilion]

Tonight, Adult Swim is going UNPLUGGED.
No...seriously...the power cut out here at Cartoon Network. [shakes fist at New York]
[Malnilion]

[viperxmns]

Commercial time-
You can go to the bathroom now
Or get food
Just remember to come back
You might miss the show
[Nature calls]
[viperxmns]

[R.I.P.xmidnight29x]

(swing jazz musicfx) Dance

(pic - swing dancers; black&white)

(techno musicfx) Dance

(pic (new) - Ravers raving....)

Revolution

[adult swim]

[R.I.P.hanna3]

kcab s'ahsay-uni tahw sseug
opps thats sdorwkcab sorry
well any ways inu yasha is next enjoy
]miwstluda[
opps our bad
[adultswim]
____________________________________________________________
repeat after me
i

will

give

all

my

money

to

adultswim.
ok you can stop now
well anyways thanks for your money
[adultswim]
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i know what you are thinking and you are not going to get away with it you will be punished with this...
[airhorn]
feh thats what you get for thinking like that oh never mind i was the one thinking that. oh well
inu- yasha is next enjoy you perverted monk
[adultswim]

[R.I.P.joesushi]

those were really funny.

[R.I.P.trigunphr33k]

I just got 2 ideas.
------------------

We know you don't read these cards.

You probably just run to the bathroom or the fridge.

How do we know, you ask?

We can see you.

[as]

---------------

We were going to say something...

But we forgot what.

...

Darn.

Wait. Did we waste your time again?

Oh well.

[as]

[R.I.P.Crono44]

Whew!! That was exiting.

Time to settle down.

Coming up next

The adventures of Barney the purple dinosaur.

[Adult Swim]

[R.I.P.16BiT]

heres my first but here goes
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have you ever wondered why these cards are black and white?

dont adjust your TV set its just that....

well...

we couldnt afford color.

[R.I.P.ZenOblivion]

Bonsoir!
Bienvenue à bain d'adulte.
Ce soir, nous avons plus des choses pour vous à voir.
Quoi?
Vous ne comprenez pas la langue française?
Ah, zut.
Vive la nuit!
[bain d'adulte]

[R.I.P.AngryHamlet]

My Friend brought this up:

Ya ever wondered why Simple Plan's lead singer sounds so much...

Like INUYASHA??!!

DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!!!

Its a Conspiracy.

[ParanoidSwim]

[R.I.P.Fettt72]

It's back to school for a lot of you.

Some of you won't be seeing us anymore.

We're sad.

Please don't go.

School is bad anyways.

[AdultSwim]

[R.I.P.AnimeBebop46]

are you sick of the dophin grey vs. Gunmetel grey cards yet?

Becouse we're not.

Maybee if you all would send us some better ideas we would put those up

Until then...

Go Gunmetal!

[adult swim]

[R.I.P.KC]

You ever see "The Good The Bad and The Ugly"?

Well at the end theres a three way shoot out.

Two guys have loaded guns, one does not.

In my version its Vash VS. Spike VS. Quickdraw McGraw

You want to know who wins????

[I cant decide]


or this one


You ever see "The Good The Bad and The Ugly"?

Well at the end theres a three way shoot out.

Two guys have loaded guns, one does not.

In my version its Vash VS. Spike VS. Quickdraw McGraw

Quickdraws got no bullets.

Spike and Vash shoot at each other and run out of bullets.

Then Spike goes all Jeet Kune Doe on Vash

Vash dies a horrible but cool and honorable death.

Spike uses Quickdraw as a horse and rides to a Jazz club where he left

his ship.

The End.

[Hell Yeah]

[R.I.P.savvy0812]

YOU MADE ME CHANGE MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's like changing someone's identity!

WELL GUESS WHAT, SAVVY08 IS BACK AND HERE TO STAY

..................................................

AND YES, I do still love exclamation points!


SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



P.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R.I.P.savvy0812]

HEY,GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.................................................................
.......

oh,I don't really know,I just want to be on t.v.


BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS STUPID THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you know ADULT SWIM is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R.I.P.savvy0812]

I see all these people wth like 50 posts and I only have 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really have to catch up.