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Zerosu
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Reply to Zerosu - Message ID#: 1992314

‎08-29-2003 06:52 AM

When I feel lonely, I want to eat a whole can of chocolate.

But then I remember, those haven't been invented yet.
<3 Tasuki. Everyone should <3 Tasuki.
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Zerosu
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Reply to Zerosu - Message ID#: 1992316

‎08-29-2003 06:54 AM

My grandmother once told me that I could do anything...

If I put my mind to it.

I wanna be a Chinese schoolgirl.
<3 Tasuki. Everyone should <3 Tasuki.
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SwimNub
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Reply to Zerosu - Message ID#: 1992317

‎08-29-2003 07:03 AM

..............

ummmmm

...............


I don't have anything to say, I just want them to put my card on TV.

[sorry]
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R.I.P.travelyan
Posts: 272
Registered: ‎07-10-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Kid_Sidekick - Message ID#: 1992318

‎08-29-2003 07:09 AM

We got a fine audience tonight don't we?

(applause)

Nothin' but beautiful people out there in the audience tonight!

(applause, whistles)

Except you.

(blank card)

[adult swim]



intergalactic mega-poop
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SwimNub
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Reply to R.I.P.travelyan - Message ID#: 1992319

‎08-29-2003 07:15 AM

...

The show is still not back on yet...

Sad isnt it?

Yet your reading this random message?

Wow...Do you want it to come back on?

...

That bad? Huh?

Ok times ran out so here it is...
[Adult Swim]
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R.I.P.travelyan
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Reply to Zerosu - Message ID#: 1992317

‎08-29-2003 06:57 AM

So.

How about that local sports team?

Heh heh heh?

Yep.

(crickets)

[airhorn]

[adult swim]
intergalactic mega-poop
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R.I.P.CapnCrunch
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Registered: ‎06-16-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Miked_1986 - Message ID#: 1992312

‎08-29-2003 06:43 AM

That's it for Futurama...

Up next... Furi Kuri.

Nevermind, my brain hurts too much for that complex stuff.

Let's do Inuyasha instead.

Up next, a white-haired demon with a katana made from teeth...

Ok, that makes sense.

[Adult Confusion]
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Zerosu
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Reply to R.I.P.Miked_1986 - Message ID#: 1992312

‎08-29-2003 06:41 AM

Sometimes, I think to myself, "I'm a genious."

Then I found out it's not spelled that way.

I don't feel like one anymore.
<3 Tasuki. Everyone should <3 Tasuki.
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SwimNub
Posts: 23
Registered: ‎08-05-2003
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Reply to Zerosu - Message ID#: 1992323

‎08-29-2003 06:45 AM

Ok if your happy and you know it clap your hands

but we arent happy so what should we do

Hold me im scared

[adult swim]

I know this joke #### but thats what makes it not funny

that wasnt funny either then

how about this knock knock

[adult swim]
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Zerosu
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Reply to Zerosu - Message ID#: 1992323

‎08-29-2003 06:42 AM

One time, I saw a squirrel on my deck.

I thought, "Aww, how cute."

Then I thought, "He's gunna crap all over my stuff."
<3 Tasuki. Everyone should <3 Tasuki.
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thecat72384
Posts: 98
Registered: ‎07-15-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.joshen10 - Message ID#: 1992311

‎08-29-2003 06:34 AM

I made it to the cards, and I laughed when I saw it. Now THAT was funny. Thanks for reading my suggestion.
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SwimNub
Posts: 67
Registered: ‎07-14-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-29-2003 06:18 AM

Read the following:
Funny
Utturly stupid
Thanks to the creators we have the SIMPSONS
Utturly stupid
Responible to make you laugh
As funny as heck
Man just watch the show
As I said WATCH THE SHOW
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SwimNub
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-29-2003 06:15 AM

here goes

You know, we originally wanted to call Adult Swim "Mature Wade"

Why? You ask?

Because the massive army of cheesecake ants held us at ransom.

No, were serious.

They were all like,

"Dont call this Mature Wade"

So we were like "Ok"

[adult swim]
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SwimNub
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-29-2003 05:12 AM

Hey You!

Yeah were talking to YOU!!

Your...

OUR new Late night buddy!!!!

Congrats its a rare honor in deed!!

We realy appreciate you stayin up late and watchin our shows!

[airhorn]

so..hows about givin us $50 and some drinks?

[adult swim]
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SwimNub
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Reply to R.I.P.malkyman - Message ID#: 1992329

‎08-29-2003 05:34 AM

Hi! Here's my suggestion:

You know what's really sad?

Pants.

Why are pants sad?

Because we said so.

Or rather, Kuroneko-sama told us to say so.

All hail the great black cat!

[Adult Swim]
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SwimNub
Posts: 4
Registered: ‎08-28-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-29-2003 03:21 AM

dammit lupin u #### #### wens flcl comin back did vash kill them all or was it me the cookies r invading o kno helllllllllllp!

[petey pablo]
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SwimNub
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-29-2003 02:46 AM

Bebop is coming up next...
Dont move a muscle...
seriously...
WE SAW THAT...
[adult swim]
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SwimNub
Posts: 108
Registered: ‎06-17-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-28-2003 09:48 PM

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Nah, it's still us.

What did you expect the Monty Python's Flying Circus?

[FlyinSwim]
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SwimNub
Posts: 5
Registered: ‎08-14-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-28-2003 06:15 PM

Hey guys

How about some thanks to the one who taught you so much...

T.V. Give the T.V. a big hug.

go on... Do it.

Are you hugging the T.V.?

(Airhorn)

Once again the lesson is don't sit next to the T.V.

[adult swim]
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SwimNub
Posts: 31
Registered: ‎08-18-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Reinbach - Message ID#: 1992334

‎08-28-2003 07:56 PM

This quality programming is broght to you by Helping Hand Donkeys.

H.H.D helping people scince 1776.

Their motto:

You scratch my @$$, and I'll scratch yours.

[Adult Swim]
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SwimNub
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-28-2003 05:57 PM

Well...

Here we are again...

Your lucky..

We come here to see you each night...

Actually we just don't want to get out of our comfy office chairs..

[Snorlax]
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SwimStar
hobo13
Posts: 9,766
Registered: ‎08-13-2003
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Reply to Snakebane - Message ID#: 1992337

‎08-28-2003 05:04 AM

(in cursive with elevator musc in back round)
adult swim is proud to say

we are getting rid of any and all bad infuence tv shows
including: trigun, cowboy bebop, family guy, futurama, blue gender, inuyasha, and many more!

and replacing them with good wholesome tv like full house and the cosby show.
...
(in normal font and quick change back to music)
sorry our mothers took over there for a second

NO BAD MOTHER go to time out.....

bîtch
Those Eyebrows

i make video games, its fun!
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SwimNub
Posts: 3
Registered: ‎08-26-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.Invertix - Message ID#: 1992283

‎08-27-2003 04:36 AM

[Thank God It's Friday]

To: GOD

Thank you freaking much for friday.

As you know...Friday is not our day.

Could you like...

Make an extra day for us?

Sincerely,

[adult swim]
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SwimPunk
R.I.P.moschner
Posts: 26
Registered: ‎08-26-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.RuSh101 - Message ID#: 1992339

‎08-29-2003 08:47 AM

[mute the TV]

[Turn on the closed captioning]

(play clip of inuyahsa)

[Yeah, we don't get subtitles either]

[AdultSwim]
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TerranGhost
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Registered: ‎08-29-2003
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Reply to R.I.P.moschner - Message ID#: 1992340

‎08-29-2003 08:50 AM

Did you see the episode of Cowboy Bebop

where Spike and Faye are going through that busted up ship

looking for the chessmaster guy and they pass all the floating cats and dogs?

dont forget those hobos, I was the one floating around holding a beer.

[hobo#7]
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