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Penguins eat millions of fish every day, many of these fish are probably minnows. They deserve it.
Penguins are very tiny and cute.
Penguins can not fly. Flying is overrated. Besides, penguins don't need to fly, they're too cool.
Flying is overrated
Penguins can not pick up objects (including Bibles and Educational materials)!!! This means they can't be corrupted by the ideals of man.
Penguins have sharp beaks, which are extremely dangerous and could most likely be used for hurting babies. Babies are tasty.
Penguins hate freedom. The proof? They don't live in America, they live in a snowy place, probably covering up a missle silo. Not all penguins are communists.
Penguins are stupid. Have you ever met a penguin scientist or doctor? Me neither, strange. I have.
UNCERTAINTYWHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE FOR BEING EVIL? They aren't, they're cute flightless penguins that don't shoot guano your way from above. Pigeons do this, THEY are the enemy.
Why do penguins **bleep** so much? What makes them want to hurt minnows? Minnows are cute. If God didn't intend for them to be massacred, why did he make it so easy?
They must be stopped! There is no way that I can call myself a good human being while I sit idly by and allow penguins to flap around like male reproductive organs.
What about you? Will you answer the call? Is your trigger finger itching for black white and red penguin carnage? Mine sure as hell is. Will you kill these dirty penguins? Or are you a black and white hearted penguin lover? One of them. One of the enemy. Yup.
Rally the troops, penguins must be killed before they kill us! Grab your guns and bombs, or buy some. Get on the next plane to the Arctic Circle or the South Pole. Rain hell like mad on their wangy little minnow-sacrificing cult meetings. Don't spare the females and eggs. Make them pay, make them pay for what they are probably planning to do to your family and country! No
Not enough that you probably saved the world? Well guess what? Penguin skin can be sold for a lot of dollars on the black and white market. Hot Eskimo chicks LOVE penguin hunting guys, and tight bodied Eskimo guys love ladies who can cook them some juicy penguin meat recipes (available in the new cookbook "Dirty Demonic Disgusting and Delicious: A Guide To Penguin Eats), they'll be all up on you like ugly on penguins. Baby leather is worth much more, and it's sexier on eskimo women.
Penguins are tiny and have big mouths and little eyes. They are very cute.
Now you know, and knowing is half the murder. The PENGUIN Murder!
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Irony, parody, and sarcasm don't translate well on the boards. They're often missed.Caught the parody Failed tofunny looking kid
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Message Edited by Black_Knight_ on 07-10-2004 12:53 AM
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mrdepressed1 wrote:u r now on my black list... if i had one
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Message Edited by ThePenguinMurder on 07-10-2004 02:54 AM
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and much more adorable.
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