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Pozerking
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Reply to SwimMod_Poseidon - Message ID#: 4812746

07-10-2004 03:21 AM

but plants are in NO way adorable.  honestly, is an apple "cute"?  No.
 
also, in the amazon they make spider-egg ommlettes.  for some reason, this always grossed me out, yet intrigued me.  i'd like to try one some day.

Not at all. As a matter of fact when I delete these posts, there will be no record of this at all. -Swim_ModBast in a post that "never existed"
I'm the only person who knows the true origins of the lack of 4. Everything else is an urban legend
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kivaturi
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Reply to SwimMod_Poseidon - Message ID#: 4812746

07-10-2004 03:22 AM

I'm not sure. . .
 
Crabs are great tasting, but they're relatvely ugly.
 
But then venison is amazing, and deer are relatively attractive as filthy, inhuman beasts go.
 
Hmm. . . I'll try anything once.  The only question is whether or not I should add minced adult puffin flesh to the puffin egg omlette.  Mmm!!!
 
Sacrilicious!
 
EDIT:  My god that was a deplorable typo. 

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KaptKrunch
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Reply to kivaturi - Message ID#: 4812748

07-10-2004 03:25 AM

My question is, why are we even focusing our hatred on species of bird? The true enemy is obviously that horrible substance, water. I could have provided a link there, but we have some truth-suppressing nazis of Mods roaming around...
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kivaturi
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Reply to KaptKrunch - Message ID#: 4812749

07-10-2004 03:27 AM

But truthfully, I find the flesh of cute animals to be much more interesting than poisons that could destroy us all. To each his own I suppose.
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R.I.P.Pogo_Penguin_Killer
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Reply to kivaturi - Message ID#: 4812750

07-10-2004 01:12 PM

they are evil...but they're to cute to kill someone, well maybbe babies, but thats it.
If it aint black and white, peak, scratch, and bite.
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R.I.P.Pogo_Penguin_Killer
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Reply to R.I.P.Pogo_Penguin_Killer - Message ID#: 4812751

07-10-2004 01:15 PM

I know what my name suggests, i mean im all for punguin killing, but not in mass numbers they, they rot to quickly.

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If it aint black and white, peak, scratch, and bite.
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R.I.P.tweeker
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Reply to R.I.P.Pogo_Penguin_Killer - Message ID#: 4812751

07-10-2004 01:31 PM


Pogo_Penguin_Killer wrote:
they are evil...but they're to cute to kill someone, well maybbe babies, but thats it.

lol funny stuff....

i like penguins i think they are cute...but then again looks can be desiving .... (umm pogo do you by chance go to www.bloody-disgusting.com ? its FOD :smileyvery-happy:) anyway back on topic


 



 
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Kei Pirate
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Reply to kivaturi - Message ID#: 4812745

07-10-2004 03:21 AM

Yeah, they make an excellent omelette, but honestly it's far better to wait for them to hatch. The newborns are so deliciously tender..... aww crap, I'm going to have to go nest raiding now.. I'm so hungry..
I'm not difficult, I'm definite..
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kivaturi
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Reply to R.I.P.ThePenguinMurder - Message ID#: 4812742

07-10-2004 03:14 AM

Hey you're right!  Most hard-core conservative Chrisitans hate me already on account of my being brown and not christian, so I'm not losing any friends. . .
 
As long as there are these hot eskimo babes, sign me up.
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R.I.P.Hambert
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Reply to R.I.P.ThePenguinMurder - Message ID#: 4812721

07-10-2004 05:25 PM

Dear Penguin killer whatever,
 
Why must you be no negetive? Let us concentrate on the good in this world, and get off this nasty subject.
 
MONKEYS! I know you like monkeys. Everybody loves Monkeys!
 
Monkeys are brown and cuddly and poopy and noisy! Although I love the Penguin's choice in fashion, I despise everything else. Monkeys can kick their waddling Arses. We should all set our dear Fighter Monkeys on the Evils of the South Pole. Then someone can make a Ham and Penguin dinner, lavish the pretty girls with Penguin Scarves, and go to sleep under soft, penguiny blankets.
 
That is all, for now.
~I AM HAM~

It's that simple.
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