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Still Gold
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Swim Buddha eats poop.

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10-02-2003 08:22 PM

I walked by Swim Buddha in the grocery store the other day and noticed that there was a big industrial-sized can of Fresh Poop in his cart. I mean, when a person buys a can of Fresh Poop that big, he's got to have some of it go into his mouth sometime. It's inevitable, believe me.

That's how I deduced that Swim Buddha eats poop.

Edited 10/2/2003 1:25:34 PM ET by Andy
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satanicbob
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10-02-2003 08:25 PM

swim_buddha you sick b*stard
"Honey......., sometime's when your asleep you go on a little walk .......and talk about a place called silent hill." ".....I .....don't remember."
Only 5 months left.-www.welcometosilenthill.com
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10-02-2003 08:29 PM

I didn't even think they sold poop in stores...
I...LIVE!
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10-02-2003 08:31 PM

they do in poop stores ........duh
"Honey......., sometime's when your asleep you go on a little walk .......and talk about a place called silent hill." ".....I .....don't remember."
Only 5 months left.-www.welcometosilenthill.com
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satanicbob
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10-02-2003 08:35 PM

well gold is natural but people spend there money on that
why not poop?
"Honey......., sometime's when your asleep you go on a little walk .......and talk about a place called silent hill." ".....I .....don't remember."
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Nickolai
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10-02-2003 08:36 PM

well, at least it was Fresh Poop, not some generic brand... 

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Agent_T
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10-02-2003 08:38 PM

Fresh Poop is people!
It's made from peopleeeee!!
How about no?
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Reply to Andy - Message ID#: 344783

10-02-2003 08:45 PM

in my town thay sell elk poop in the stores...


AND SO WHAT IF HE EATS POOP!!?? IS THAT SO BAD?!?!? LIKE I DONT!!!??? LIKE YOU DONT??!?! LIKK WE DONT!??!?!...hello?.....guys?.....um....guys?...o
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Reply to R.I.P.RED8LION - Message ID#: 344790

10-02-2003 08:51 PM

ick, ick, ick

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swimmer
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10-02-2003 08:52 PM

Why buy it? It's much better home-made.
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Still Gold
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10-02-2003 09:00 PM

Is this "THE" Andy, or someone impersonating him?
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10-02-2003 09:02 PM

As a note, yes that is THE Andy, unless someone hacked his name.
I...LIVE!
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Still Gold
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10-02-2003 09:04 PM

Cool.
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10-02-2003 09:04 PM

what about those on the Atkins Diet? Is there a Diet Poop?
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.......Mack from Magnum P.I.
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Reply to R.I.P.Bizzaro74 - Message ID#: 344796

10-02-2003 09:09 PM

no, poop is naturally low in carbs, and it has high fiber too! i like it on toast. or spam. or spam-toast.
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10-02-2003 09:12 PM

Wow ! So you're telling me that the applications for Poop are limitless in the kitchen.
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.......Mack from Magnum P.I.
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10-02-2003 09:13 PM

i guess thats why it was an industrial size can of poo
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10-02-2003 09:16 PM

So can we expect a "Poo Party" ? I'll bring the chips!
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.......Mack from Magnum P.I.
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10-02-2003 09:16 PM

Poop. The other other dark meat.

Poop. Its whats for dinner.
Ceci n'est pas une sig.
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10-02-2003 09:18 PM

Thank you all ever so much for making me loose me appetite...
Nasty to the Ump-teenth degree!
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10-02-2003 09:20 PM

P O O P
Poop for you
and Poop for me....
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.......Mack from Magnum P.I.
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Reply to R.I.P.Bizzaro74 - Message ID#: 344803

10-02-2003 09:23 PM

What rolls downstairs

Alone or in Pairs

and comes from your neighbor's shute.

It fits in a pack

And great for a snack.

It's Poop Poop Poop!
I...LIVE!
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10-02-2003 09:26 PM

Lol. That would make a great B&W card.

Edited 10/2/2003 2:27:31 PM ET by kysfm
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10-02-2003 09:28 PM

i've finally gotten back into my chair. My entire office applauds you.
Time has little to do with infinity and jelly doughnuts.......Mack from Magnum P.I.
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10-02-2003 09:31 PM

OMG!!! tooooo Funny.
::claps:::
well done DH, Well done
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