The Swim Archive

[cowboy_bebop15]

does he really eat poop? thats sick.

[R.I.P.Mr_Hoagie]

No were talking about imaginary poop, like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

[Evil_Turtle]

what if swim buddha was going to use it on plants cuz I Sell poop everyday for that reason

[R.I.P.Mr_Hoagie]

If he was going to use it on plants then he would not have to eat it.  But then again he is an owl, maybe they occasionally eat feces like some dogs.

[VeJer]

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And don't tell em I sent you.

[R.I.P.advet]

I dought it. he's an owl he eats rats

[R.I.P.tyrnail]

This just in. There is a new food substitute that comes in dehydrated packets. These are mostly just for survival. These crap packets are filled with preprocessed waste. The waste used comes from birds, cattle, and coyotes. Also, there is a terd bar out in GNC stores called Power Bars.

[valiente16]

Oh no....I'll never eat powerbars again...*gags*

[R.I.P.filldaddyphatty]

Skip the crackers Buddha, just watch the next "State of the Union Address".  If you listen to the whole thing you'll never run out of s**t again.  Or you could try some a** to mouth resucitation.  I wouldn't want to dirty my a**, though!

[smokey_locs2002]

( I wounder if he still eat's poo?) Meh

[R.I.P.quicky]

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SwimBuddha wrote:
#### on a Ritz! Mmmmm, good cracker.

Maybe you got the Fresh Poop confused with the industrial-sized can of Whoop #### that I'm gonna whip out on you tomorrow, Andy "VH1" Merrill!

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you sound like a peacefull person to be around..............lol

where flavor did you get

dark chocolate

bird style......dark chocolate and white hershey kisses

chicken scat...........chunky

lumpy log....self explained

or cremey........

or did you get it for mild....the hershey squirt......

thats not as funny....but still needed

[downed_sk8ter]

buddha needs to try the **bleep** soda, take a swig and youll be **bleep**ten all day long, enjoy that already digested e. coli infested warm **bleep**. try it on ice cream for the **bleep** float

[R.I.P.williamstreet_kid]

andy merril u silly dude

[R.I.P.williamstreet_kid]

u should stop by the web cam some time

[NoThiNGFaC3]

Why buy poop.. when you can make some for yourself?

[R.I.P.blaowdawdee]

What does poop taste like?

[winkiev2]

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blaowdawdee wrote:

What does poop taste like?

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umm...i think that depends....

[downed_sk8ter]

like **bleep**

[R.I.P.Miztry]

you can kiss my **bleep** before they kill inuyasha !

[R.I.P.Miztry]

 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. thats pretty funny Ive never read anything like that before.

[R.I.P.SOLIDdark]

why wont Adult Swim ghive Andy a nhew show so his ghenius is naught whasted ohn teh mhessahge bhoards?

by the way, only those out of the loop poop. Those in the "know", hold it in. And use quotation marks. Like my grappling hook? Of course you do. Didn't get that joke? I'm not surprised, with an elbow joint like that.

[R.I.P.Mr_Hoagie]

Is Swim Buddha still munching on Dingle Berries?

[animeaddict7]

That's good to know.........

[jjthejoker]

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Andy wrote:
I walked by Swim Buddha in the grocery store the other day and noticed that there was a big industrial-sized can of Fresh Poop in his cart. I mean, when a person buys a can of Fresh Poop that big, he's got to have some of it go into his mouth sometime. It's inevitable, believe me.

That's how I deduced that Swim Buddha eats poop.

Edited 10/2/2003 1:25:34 PM ET by Andy

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As long as he brushes his teeth after meals it's o.k.

[R.I.P.O_xXx_Kawaii_xXx_O]

Like smiling after eating an oreo cookie... but a lot lot worse.