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[R.I.P.AlucarDracula]

Poop has a lot of nutrients in it.  It looks like chocolate.  And it goes down smooth.

So next time you look down on a poop eater, just think, is eating poop really that bad?

Yes. It is.

[verpetas]

poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop

gobba gobba hey gobba hey hey hey.

I know it's a little off-season for x-mas carols, but I'm feelin' the magic.

[R.I.P.OutSpokenDog]

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Andy wrote:
I walked by Swim Buddha in the grocery store the other day and noticed that there was a big industrial-sized can of Fresh Poop in his cart. I mean, when a person buys a can of Fresh Poop that big, he's got to have some of it go into his mouth sometime. It's inevitable, believe me.

That's how I deduced that Swim Buddha eats poop.

Edited 10/2/2003 1:25:34 PM ET by Andy

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         HAHAHAHAAH Thats **bleep**ing hillarious I wished i could had been the one to see that 

[R.I.P.batty_brat]

How did this thread get so big? Why am I feeding it? (Mumbles)

[R.I.P.AlucarDracula]

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger...

Unless you're eating poop...

Then it'll just give you meatloaf surprise breath.

Never had meatloaf surprise?  Too bad.

[goz]

maybe Swim Buddha was just stockpiling supplies (in an attempt to make a cheap homemade version of  the latest in personal protection......)

knowing full well the repercussions of ,what we all know as,

The Wrath of Andy Merrill

Ladies and gentelmen,

I give you...

the Poo-Stick

or maybe he uses it as the "special ingredient" in the animators brew coffee every morning

one (buddah) love

Message Edited by SwimMod_Nu on 03-02-2004 09:37 PM

[R.I.P.DBISGOD]

yeah you mayy want to say "not safe for work" because one of the links has a picture of an adult device on it. I hope I don't get fired.

Message Edited by DBISGOD on 02-25-2004 08:13 AM

[goz]

yeah, that was the one thing that i thoguht may offend some, but since i connot edit old posts, ill use yours as a warning

i thought it would be fine because there is no picture for the side links, so the only way to see those are by clicking those links

Message Edited by goz on 02-25-2004 10:13 PM

[R.I.P.OPUSin88]

so...if/when you're gone, do you think Swim Buddha(not really a Buddha) will go on eating poop?

[All your SwimBuddha are belong to me!]

[boarderbeorn]

man why haven't I seen this thread yet it is hilarious, kudos Andy kudos.

[R.I.P.Volistic]

i know, its old and i thought i saw all the threads here...maybe buddha was just embarrased

[R.I.P.Spiffykeen]

The thread goes ever on and on....   Say.... you don't think SwimBuddha could be related to the late Divine.... do you?  Hmmmm

[R.I.P.CruelThesis]

My goodness, does this topic really deserve all these posts when there are actually other topics that are worth while?

sad...sad...people...

[R.I.P.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

mods, adims, and insiders

all i can say is they are a difrent breed of people, wierd people whom delete things and such and have a nack for what apears to be throwing flaming fecies at each other.. one has spotted me! i'm on the chase.. but it's too fast.. this maybe my last encounter of these boards, it's the one they identify as Nu!i'll use my logout gas to escape..*sends it everywhere*

ok, i am back. who are these people and why do they have abriviated names, nobody knows. all you can say when a mod comes nere is "PLEASE DONT BAN ME!!"

i hope you all enjoyed this, a little ditty i made. and say hi to the new mod bozzi or soemthing. theres a welcome thread on the adultswim.com folder. so go there and post for all your worth saying hi. o i might as well say it, HI BOZZI!

[R.I.P.Stabolous]

Its bad enough that adultswim as its own nuclear shoe, but this eats poop!!

Wow you should be a spy.

[R.I.P.flclrules20]

yeah he does i also forget who did the log song but yeah thats what it made me think of

[buleyes]

Maybe for a sandwhich ?

[R.I.P.AnimeInubbop]

Wow, yeah. Thats funny!

Poop, taste like chocolate.

[R.I.P.AlucarDracula]

10-02-2003 08:22 PM- original post date 

03-06-2004 03:40 PM- todays date

This is gotta be one of the longest running threads.  I think we'll have to call in the ninjas to assasinate it.

[R.I.P.evil6loki]

Well its understandable...he is Buddha he gots to get his poop some how...

[vash2289]

Who the Hell brought this thread back? This is simply insulting to our Swim_God.

[sleepyirv]

Swim Buddha eats caviar off a golden plate as he laughs at our impudence!!!

[R.I.P.tyrnail]

Austin Powers drank it when he got shagged.

[boarderbeorn]

and it was "a bit nutty" hehe, really after rereading this thread, I can't believe people have this much to say about eating poop, it is really grossing me out.