The Swim Archive

[R.I.P.Mr_Hoagie]

SwimBuddha did reply.

Check page 2.

[R.I.P.BadOldLady]

Buddha, even if you DO eat poop, you're still respected.  Well, kinda.  Let's just say you're not respected any less because of this whole eating poop thing.

[DJRL]

Whoa resurection of poo eating. All I know is that one time I saw this pic of Buddha and there were some.. uhh.. droppings on his goatee.

[CHUCKMUK]

next time take a pitcher and put it on a power pole thing

[R.I.P.BoardRoomvidguy]

He eats poop too?  whatta badass!!!!!!!!

[R.I.P.Inyute]

yea? well that "badass" just gave half his paycheck to orphans. orphans with DISEASES.

[bigtony]

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Su1c1da1 wrote:
Yes! Some good ol' chocolate, lumpy or smooth, wet or dry pudding! (good for the digestive system )

Message Edited by Su1c1da1 on 05-03-2004 09:56 PM

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it looks the same way coming out as it looked coming in... ewww.

[R.I.P.BadOldLady]

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Mr_Hoagie wrote:

Another word that is spelled the same backwards:

RACECAR.

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RACECAR is in fact a palindrome.  I used to know a lot more, but I'm stupid now.  Not really, I just don't remember them.  I remember the easy ones like poop and pop and mom and dad, but there used to be more complicated ones.  Like RACECAR.  Thanks.

[R.I.P.Nel_Grande]

I am a poo manufacturer.

[DJRL]

I guess we all are little poop machines. Well we might not be nice but at least we keep a steady supply of Buddha food coming.

[R.I.P.tyrnail]

I also once had diced red bell pepper in my waste as well.

[R.I.P.BadOldLady]

Thanks so very much for sharing that. 

[R.I.P.tyrnail]

You're so very welcome.

[R.I.P.BadOldLady]

I guess to stay on topic the big question would be, did you eat it like Swim Buddha did? 

[R.I.P.animemaster]

What do you guys think brownies are made out of?!!

*pukes*

[MsTsuni]

The existance of this thread never fails to amaze me...

[coinlockerbaby]

Even more dusturbing is how many people have reponded to this thread.

[R.I.P.BadOldLady]

Face it, even people that don't know anything know something about poop.  It gives those people a chance to participate.

[R.I.P.rumslinger]

Whenever I go to Taco Bell, I just go into the bathroom and flush it straight down the toilet.

Cuts out the middle man, and saves me a lot of gastrointestinal distress.

Does that mean that Taco Bell qualifies as poop?

If so, I've bought a lot of poop in my day as well, but it doesn't mean I actually eat it.

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"The soul of a liar is black like poop." --- Stewart (MAD-TV)

[Su1c1da1]

Hey Buddha, what kind did you get?

Lumpy(eat with a fork), constipated (bite sized.. just pop it right in your mouth), or diarrhea(like soup, get a spoon and slurp it from a bowl)

[Pennyforth]

Y'know, I've been amused by but largely passing over this thread since its inception, but I felt I had to throw this in because it made me think of this thread when I heard it.

My friend Lisa has a little girl named Jenna, who's two years old, pushing three.  Jenna has a pretty good working vocabulary, but not much grasp of sentence structure--she has "yes" & "no", she can identify people she knows by name, she can identify a lot of objects, either by name or pointing to it and saying "that", and she knows simple verbs like "go", "eat", "stop", etc. 

This weekend, I recieve a phone call from Lisa saying that Jenna has uttered her first sentence, composed entirely of words that she understands:

"Miri eats poop".

Miri, it should be noted, is Jenna's 12-year-old sister, who's apparently been tormented with this newly discovered sentence for a few days now.

After laughing over this with Lisa, I happened to remember this thread and thought I'd share this with everyone.

Chuck

Edit:  Whoa!  I'm a Scenester!

Message Edited by Pennyforth on 05-09-2004 12:55 PM

[R.I.P.Mr_Hoagie]

Is there some word for a person who eats poop or the act of eating poop?  Maybe someone can dig something up that is urbandictionary.com 

How can we write five pages on digesting feces?

[R.I.P.adheasivelove]

You mean like in a Kevin Costner/ Waterworld type way?

cause no matter how you prepare it

poop is still poop

[R.I.P.Mr_Hoagie]

You know Meatloaf from ATHF is actually poop.  just prepared differently.

[R.I.P.mastersake]

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satanicbob wrote:
they do in poop stores ........duh

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so andy y were u it a poo store in the first place?