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desantoos wrote:
This is a great "People who don't read threads really do come off like idiots" example, and isn't one of those Rant-Traps. It was just a necrobump at the right time and the right place.
The first post on the second page is especially funny, since I doubt Capt. Taco would enjoy such a reply even IF he was getting married. Sarteck made a great necrobump on this one. And there's such a storyline throughout the entire thread... it's just so darned interesting.
;_; I am so ashamed of that necrobump... It's a good thing Taco's not an emotional arse. I would have hated me for that--it would be like someone bumping my "I'm going to be a father" thread in IB to congratulate me.
And this is a GREAT example of why necrobumps can be Bad Things.
blatent self-promotion, could you archive
could you white girls *please* stay at home?
i know it's topical & the story has (for now) died down (at least until this coming summer, i'm sure), but i'm proud of this baby & many other users found it hilarious (and it was even graced with BumpMaster3000's presence
).
(here's the OP)
i'm tired of you white girls going missing & spamming up the news. it has to stop. now.
so, taking a cue from verp, here's the jallenk plan for eliminating white girls from the news.
1 stay at home. the worst that could happen is you'll get murdered by a psycho bf/husband or you'll have an accident in your home. and the news never cares about domestic abuse.
2 don't get married. it makes people go crazy. either your husband will feel trapped & will kill you, or you'll get cold feet & run away.
3 don't get pregnant. again, it makes people crazy. and nothing gets ratings like a pregnant white girl as the victim.
4 become a butch lesbian. they're invisible to to hollywood & the media.
5 don't go to aruba. that's a direct violation of rule 1.
6 ugly yourself up. there's a reason why no one sent out search teams when your sister got her dumb azz lost in the mall or when susan powter disappeared from infomercials.
7 don't ever have your picture taken. it only gives the talking heads something to throw up on screen when they're talking about your disapperance.
please, you need to act now to stop this madness. only you can stop white girls from spamming up the friggin news. we have more important things to have a national discourse on, like the 2 headed dog that was born in georgia.
could you white girls *please* stay at home?
i know it's topical & the story has (for now) died down (at least until this coming summer, i'm sure), but i'm proud of this baby & many other users found it hilarious (and it was even graced with BumpMaster3000's presence
).(here's the OP)
i'm tired of you white girls going missing & spamming up the news. it has to stop. now.
so, taking a cue from verp, here's the jallenk plan for eliminating white girls from the news.
1 stay at home. the worst that could happen is you'll get murdered by a psycho bf/husband or you'll have an accident in your home. and the news never cares about domestic abuse.
2 don't get married. it makes people go crazy. either your husband will feel trapped & will kill you, or you'll get cold feet & run away.
3 don't get pregnant. again, it makes people crazy. and nothing gets ratings like a pregnant white girl as the victim.
4 become a butch lesbian. they're invisible to to hollywood & the media.
5 don't go to aruba. that's a direct violation of rule 1.
6 ugly yourself up. there's a reason why no one sent out search teams when your sister got her dumb azz lost in the mall or when susan powter disappeared from infomercials.
7 don't ever have your picture taken. it only gives the talking heads something to throw up on screen when they're talking about your disapperance.
please, you need to act now to stop this madness. only you can stop white girls from spamming up the friggin news. we have more important things to have a national discourse on, like the 2 headed dog that was born in georgia.
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