The Swim Archive

[ronin6401]

Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made of real girl scouts.

Message Edited by ronin6401 on 04-05-2008 03:48 PM

[HSF327]

Chuck Norris is a hack...

[DirtySouthHotboy8774]

i hate you

[FullMental_Anti-ness]

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[_Boxers_]

Jesus walks on water.

Chuck Norris swims on land.

Haaa.

[thefool]

There are no such things as tornados,  Chuch Norris just hates trailor parks.

[thefool]

"Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin."

[type0]

Chunk Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world wide as " acts of God".

[spearhead]

In real life, Senkei, Senbonzakura Kageyoshi doesn't mean "Scene of the Massacre, Vibrant Display of 1,000 Cherry Blossoms;" it means "Chuck Norris is gonna fvck you up!"

[lordadmira]

When Chuck Norris released his bankai for the first time, he was single handedly responsible for populating the Soul Society.


LA

[spearhead]

Win, dude!

[thefool]

[Jingai]

Who do you think gave Yamamoto all those scars?

Besides, when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes Earth down. 

[lordadmira]

Chuck Norris summons the shikai state of his zanpakutou by calling its name: Fist.


LA

[spearhead]

With his shikai, there is no summon phrase needed.

But, like Byakuya, there's a second phase to his Bankai release; and the first one is just his roundhouse kick.

The second one was SS population. 

[lordadmira]

The original plot for the Soul Society arc of Bleach had Chuck Norris accompanying Ichigo into the Soul Society. They abandoned the idea after Rukia was rescued half way through the first episode.


LA

[spearhead]

It is said that each zanpakuto is part of a soul reaper's soul.  That's a cover-up for the result of Chuck's mass population.  The result is the simultaneous impregnation of each soul reaper.  The zanpakuto is their offspring.

[KnightStar]

Why are we kicking a dead internet meme?

[spearhead]

Because it's still funny!

[Jingai]

Ya know, Chuck Norris sleeps in a pool of light, becuase the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Hollows check their closet at night for Chuck Norris.

[simpleanime]

Other interesting facts about Chuck Norris: (Not written by me)

If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. 

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.  

Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone.
There is no "CTRL" button on Chuck Norris's computer.  Chuck Norris is always in control.

[_Boxers_]

Chuck Norris isn't a dead internet meme.

He's everywhere. Seriously. I hear jokes about him all day at school and in public and everything. 

[simpleanime]

Chuck Norris is awesome, we must bow to his awesomeness.

[spearhead]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a senkai gate to enter soul society; he eats a soul reaper, then uses its powers to enter Soul Society.

[cidthekittyisfun]

chuck norris is god.