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spearhead
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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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Reply to Samurai_Champloo_Fan - Message ID#: 43505321

04-12-2008 02:47 PM

The stare down move Yamamoto did on Nanao, with all that spiritual pressure?  Yama learned that from Chuck Norris, only that's only 1/20th the power of Chuck Norris' capabilities.  If Yama could use its full power, Nanao would have compressed into herself, then imploded into a mini-black hole, consuming all of Soul Society.
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Foley_is_Good_149
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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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Reply to spearhead - Message ID#: 43505392

04-12-2008 02:51 PM

Wow. That's a really good one.

Chuck Norris cleans his nails with the Soukyoku.
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wolfpreist
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Reply to Foley_is_Good_149 - Message ID#: 43505446

04-12-2008 03:02 PM

Foley_is_Good_149 wrote:
Wow. That's a really good one.

Chuck Norris cleans his nails with the Soukyoku.

that gives me an idea:

Each Zanpachtou has one of Chuck Norris old finger nail or toenails in it, thus the reall reason they can kill hollows.

 

at the end of the the bruce willis movie armorgeddon, it wasnt a nuke they dropped down the hole, it was a can of Chuck Norris Brand Round House Kicks.

"Metaphore for..." Mat Scowled. "Bloody ashes, woman. This isnt a Metaphore for anything! It's just BOOTS."
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ex_fullmetal_pirate
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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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Reply to Samurai_Champloo_Fan - Message ID#: 43505321

04-12-2008 03:32 PM

Unless you spcify that you want Chuck Norris to kill the victim another way. Like with a scowl.


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Samurai_Champloo_Fan
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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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Reply to ex_fullmetal_pirate - Message ID#: 43506120

04-12-2008 03:34 PM

:robotvery-happy:

 

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding...

∞
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GypsyWoman72
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Reply to Samurai_Champloo_Fan - Message ID#: 43506147

04-12-2008 03:35 PM

Samurai_Champloo_Fan wrote:

:robotvery-happy:

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding...

:smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:
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Reply to Samurai_Champloo_Fan - Message ID#: 43506147

04-12-2008 03:44 PM

:smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:


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wolfpreist
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Reply to ex_fullmetal_pirate - Message ID#: 43506247

04-12-2008 04:40 PM

the first impact in Eva was Chuck Norris Round House Kicking adam back into a embryo......
"Metaphore for..." Mat Scowled. "Bloody ashes, woman. This isnt a Metaphore for anything! It's just BOOTS."
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lordadmira
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Reply to ex_fullmetal_pirate - Message ID#: 43505148

04-12-2008 07:03 PM

Chuck Norris Note. :smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy: Awesome! :smileyvery-happy: Default cause of death: round house kick to the face. :smileyvery-happy:


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Foley_is_Good_149
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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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Reply to lordadmira - Message ID#: 43508885

04-12-2008 10:09 PM

Captain Shunsui Kyoraku's beard is an attempt to pay homage to Chuck Norris.
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wolfpreist
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Reply to Foley_is_Good_149 - Message ID#: 43511327

04-12-2008 10:15 PM

a Hollows masks are Chuck Norris Skin Cells left over after he punched them in the face while they were alive.
"Metaphore for..." Mat Scowled. "Bloody ashes, woman. This isnt a Metaphore for anything! It's just BOOTS."
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mikke22ct
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Reply to wolfpreist - Message ID#: 43386287

04-13-2008 06:18 AM

*float*
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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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Reply to mikke22ct - Message ID#: 43519888

04-14-2008 02:01 AM

Chuck Norris killed disco! : /
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gekko_man
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Reply to Samurai_Champloo_Fan - Message ID#: 43506147

04-14-2008 09:16 PM

Samurai_Champloo_Fan wrote:

:robotvery-happy:

 

Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding...

:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy: nice!
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simpleanime
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Reply to gekko_man - Message ID#: 43542731

04-14-2008 11:20 PM

Hollows are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Shimigami's can process them.

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simpleanime
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04-14-2008 11:22 PM

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Reply to simpleanime - Message ID#: 43545191

04-15-2008 12:49 AM

God created in 7 Chuck Norris destroyed with a swft kick to the head
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majin-ryan
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Reply to ronin6401 - Message ID#: 43383547

04-15-2008 12:53 AM

chuck norris is better off on his solo gym or whatever. he's a b**ch
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Reply to majin-ryan - Message ID#: 43546504

04-15-2008 12:58 AM

your 30 day trial has been revoked try that out on the playground kid
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