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Re: Why Chuck Norris is better than Byakuya

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if you want to see proof of why this chuck norris fad is so funny, here's a link to youtube. Its a clip of thy man, chuck norris himself, reading the "top ten" facts about himself from the internet on a sports news show on live tv. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE

 

you may have to copy paste the link in a new window to to directly to it...for some reason youtube wont load it properly just by clicking on it. 

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Chuck Norris once had a one night stand with Chizuru, after which Chizuru said she would never love another man, hence her lusting after Orihimi.
Everyone knows the macho bad guy can't win, especially when he's fighting the exceptionally handsome and popular main character.
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when chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norrised instead.
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For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
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Shocking news about Chuck Norris




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After returning to school from the Soul Society, his teacher gave his class a surprise essay test. They had to write an essay on courage. Ichigo breathed a sigh of relief and wrote only two words on his paper and turned it in to his teacher. He immediately gave him an A+. What Ichigo wrote on the paper: "Chuck Norris".


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I definitely took Chuck Norris's side when he left Van Halen.


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ROFLMAO!!!!! Poor Ichigo, scared of the chump named Chuck!!!
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holy ** rabble :robotmad: ** i never thought that would happen
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Some of the Chuck Norris facts out there aren't exactly flattering. The true fans keep them on the up and up.


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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' defeated Hollow victims before they passed on?  His shoe.
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Hoover d.a.m.n wasnt always the largest d.a.m.n in the world, chuck norris kicked down the previous largest d.a.m.n, which is now known as niagra falls....
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U spelled dam wrong. :smileyvery-happy: noob


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or did i??? :smileyvery-happy:

 

yea i did lol my bad 

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i was distracted by lewis black's the root of all evil
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Chuck Norris's beard and Old Man Yama's beard walked into a bar. They sat down at the bar and Chuck Norris's beard said "give me the usual". The bartender gulped, and reached down in the cabinets and pulled out several bottles and began mixing. Johnny Walker, Kalashnikov, 151, and several others marked "not for human consumption". The bartender put on a welder's helmet and pushed it over to Chuck Norris's beard and it took and swigged it down in one gulp. Immediately Chuck Norris's beard became longer, thicker, stronger, sharper, redder and more lustrous. Then the bartender went over to Old Man Yama's beard and said what'll it be buddy. Old Man Yama's beard said, without hesitation, I'll have what he's having.


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:smileytongue: WHat? That Van Halen would break up, or that I would Take Chuck's side? :smileyvery-happy:


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Dont be @nal..oldie :smileyvery-happy:

Pick on the poor funny whippersnapper! Sheesh.


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Chuck Norris and Kenpach walked into a bar.....Chuck Norris decided to let Kenpachi live....

Menos Grande are hundreds/thousands of hollows compressed into on giant being.... now you know what you get when thousands of hollows surround Chuck Norris...one round house kick and they all fly backwards and get compressed....

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One time, Chuck Norris was walking through the Rockies, and needed

to use the bathroom.

 

Now we have the Grand Canyon.

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the chuck norris suing somebody story lol
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:robotvery-happy: #1 or #2? :smileyvery-happy:

 

Chuck Norris doesn't have p*bic hair, because hair can't grow on steel.

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:smileyvery-happy:


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Yea, how many people can say they have sued someone over the scientific make up of their tears?


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There is only one requirement to become a gatekeeper is Soul Society: withstand a stare from Chuck Norris for five seconds. This test is so rigorous that out of dozens of applicants every year, the current gatekeepers have all held their posts for centuries.
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