Reply to IncoRanter - Message ID#: 24809713
04-14-2006 09:42 AM
Dear Incontinence Pantser--
Your grotesquerie is scaring the children.
Best to call the wahmbulance.
Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24817779
04-14-2006 02:43 PM
Reply to Roche - Message ID#: 24822293
04-14-2006 02:54 PM
Dear New Rochelle
To save Fantasia you just have to say my name.
Just say my name. You have already picked one out.
Call the wahmbulance.
Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24822559
04-14-2006 06:00 PM
Reply to your_homework - Message ID#: 24826191
04-16-2006 09:42 AM
Reply to Roche - Message ID#: 24867652
04-16-2006 09:51 AM
Dear Rochet the Vestment,
His mind is not for rent to any god or government--always hopeful, yet discontent. He knows changes aren't permanent.
But change is.
Call the wahmbulance.
Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24867690
04-16-2006 01:54 PM
Reply to your_homework - Message ID#: 24826191
04-17-2006 11:28 AM
Dear I should do you tonight and not put you off until tomorrow--
We are in KH2.
You are Roxas.
I am Sora.
WTF is with your part of the game? Call the wahmbulance.
Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24892870
04-17-2006 11:48 AM
Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24893030
04-17-2006 11:52 AM
Reply to I_PWN_WEREWOLVES - Message ID#: 24893062
04-17-2006 12:09 PM
Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24893229
04-17-2006 01:27 PM
Dear Inner Canis Lupis,
In such old tales as Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and the Wolf, and The Three Little Pigs the wolf is always pictured as a cruel and savage animal that is easy to fool. The fox, on the other hand, is always clever--sly as a fox. The wolf can indeed be ferocious, sometimes killing more sheep and deer than it can eat. But it is also intelligent as the fox--perhaps more so. Evidences of this trait are the strict organization of the wolf pack, the battles between males that end in acts of submission and domination, the clever avoidance of traps, and even the way wolves walk through the snow. Each animal puts its paws right in the prints of the one ahead of it. In earlier times the wolf was a major pest to man, but it has been hunted almost to extinction in Europe. It is still plentiful in Scandinavia, Siberia, Asia, and parts of North America. Wolves mate in the spring and summer, and the pair stay together for life. They come together in packs for the winter; the well-known wolf howl is the signal for the pack to gather. When prey--a deer or a boar--is spotted the hunt is on under the pack's leader. The wolf has a tremendous appetite and can eat 12 or 13 pounds of meat at a meal. After a gestation period of two months the femal bears several cubs and nurses them for six weeks.
Your life span is about 15 years and you walk on your toes. Call the wahmbulance.
Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24894627
04-18-2006 01:14 PM
Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24924696
04-19-2006 03:44 PM
Dear Inside Man,
Where's one of the best French restaurants in the state? Not in Albany. It's 100 miles from the capital city. Find out why Petit Paris Restaurant and Cafe is well worth the drive. To get your reservations, call the wahmbulance.
Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24958343
04-19-2006 05:23 PM
Reply to Roche - Message ID#: 24961043
04-19-2006 07:08 PM
Dear Roach,
I am a very busy man around these parts nowadays and cannot be troubled to read your long and boring letter. To reach someone who cares, call the wahmbulance. My secretary will give you the number.
Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24964280
04-19-2006 07:36 PM
Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24965185
04-19-2006 08:01 PM
Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24966028
04-19-2006 08:29 PM
Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24966909
04-19-2006 08:32 PM
Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24965185
04-19-2006 09:04 PM
Dear crapyard,
I'm sorry your wife was hit by a bald man **bleep**ing an Indiana Pacer. She is a fine secretary, although as you've noted, a bit of a whore. I'd tell you to call the wahmbulance to seek grievance against the offending basketball player and his follicle-challenged lover, but as you're wife already knows the number, I'll leave it to her.
Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24968050
04-19-2006 09:20 PM
Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24968645
04-19-2006 09:51 PM
Dear scrappy,
Your passive-aggresive homophobia is refreshing.
Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24969961
04-19-2006 10:00 PM
Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24970328
04-19-2006 10:04 PM
Dear Inner Golf,
You have read too many Harry Potter books. Too many, meaning at least one passage. To receive help call our toll free hotline, but do not confuse it for the number you would call to get the wahmbulance.
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