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NatetheGr8
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Reply to IncoRanter - Message ID#: 24809713

Dear Incontinence Pantser--

Your grotesquerie is scaring the children.

Best to call the wahmbulance.

Thanks Verp, wherever you are 
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NightRangersAshes wrote: Own your stupid.
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Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24817779

dear undoubatably gr8 nate,

INTERIOR: NATE'S X-WING -- COCKPIT.

Nate lines up the yellow cross-hair lines of the targeting
device's screen. He looks into the targeting device, then
starts at a voice he hears.

BEN'S VOICE: Call the wahmbulance.
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NatetheGr8
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Reply to Roche - Message ID#: 24822293

Dear New Rochelle

To save Fantasia you just have to say my name.
Just say my name.   You have already picked one out.

Call the wahmbulance.

Thanks Verp, wherever you are 
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NightRangersAshes wrote: Own your stupid.
SwimStar
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Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24822559

Dear Nate the Great,

We are in FFVII.
I am Cid.
You are Spike and just got hurt in battle using that super slashy attack against a magic pot.

Call the wahmbulance.
Do me
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Reply to your_homework - Message ID#: 24826191

dear adjective_noun,

There are faint rustling noises from the darkness behind you. As you turn toward them, the beam of your lamp falls across a bearded pirate. He is carrying a large chest. "Shiver me timbers!" he cries, "I've been spotted! I'd best hie meself off to the maze to hide me chest!" With that, he vanishes into the gloom. You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. Call the wahmbulance.
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Castor_Aries
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Reply to Roche - Message ID#: 24867652

Dear Rochet the Vestment,

His mind is not for rent to any god or government--always hopeful, yet discontent.  He knows changes aren't permanent.

But change is.

Call the wahmbulance.

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Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24867690

dear HR 2891 Ram,

Should any Member of the League resort to the wahmbulance in disregard
of its covenants under Articles 12, 13, or 15, it shall ipso facto be
deemed to have committed an act of war against all other Members of
the League, which hereby undertake immediately to subject it to the
severance of all trade or financial relations, the prohibition of
all intercourse between their nations and the nationals of the
covenant-breaking State, and the prevention of all financial,
commercial, or personal intercourse between the nationals of the
covenant-breaking State and the nationals of any other State,
whether a Member of the League or not. It shall be the duty of the
Council in such case to recommend to the several Governments
concerned what effective wahmbulance shall be called. Call the
wahmbulance.
Swimportant
NatetheGr8
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Reply to your_homework - Message ID#: 24826191

Dear I should do you tonight and not put you off until tomorrow--

We are in KH2.
You are Roxas.
I am Sora.

WTF is with your part of the game?  Call the wahmbulance.

Thanks Verp, wherever you are 
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NightRangersAshes wrote: Own your stupid.
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The_Inner_Wolf
Posts: 20,203
Registered: ‎06-01-2004
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Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24892870

Dear NatetheGr8,

LEOOOOON!!! HELP!!!

call the wahmbulance
■■■■ STEAM ME BEHBEH.

Hi Chessie. I love you. ^______^
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I_PWN_WEREWOLVES
Posts: 810
Registered: ‎11-08-2005

Re: call the wahmbulance

Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24893030

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dear everyone,
 
 
 
if you
 
 
 
hah haha
 
 
 
if you have a kid
 
 
 
name wallace
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
aka my jeep is rock aka jacob the big pimper aka .12

BACK FOR REAL
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The_Inner_Wolf
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Reply to I_PWN_WEREWOLVES - Message ID#: 24893062

no22.211

problem__+



/
■■■■ STEAM ME BEHBEH.

Hi Chessie. I love you. ^______^
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Castor_Aries
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Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24893229

Dear Inner Canis Lupis,

In such old tales as Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and the Wolf, and The Three Little Pigs the wolf is always pictured as a cruel and savage animal that is easy to fool.  The fox, on the other hand, is always clever--sly as a fox.  The wolf can indeed be ferocious, sometimes killing more sheep and deer than it can eat.  But it is also intelligent as the fox--perhaps more so.  Evidences of this trait are the strict organization of the wolf pack, the battles between males that end in acts of submission and domination, the clever avoidance of traps, and even the way wolves walk through the snow.  Each animal puts its paws right in the prints of the one ahead of it.  In earlier times the wolf was a major pest to man, but it has been hunted almost to extinction in Europe.  It is still plentiful in Scandinavia, Siberia, Asia, and parts of North America.  Wolves mate in the spring and summer, and the pair stay together for life.  They come together in packs for the winter; the well-known wolf howl is the signal for the pack to gather.  When prey--a deer or a boar--is spotted the hunt is on under the pack's leader.  The wolf has a tremendous appetite and can eat 12 or 13 pounds of meat at a meal.  After a gestation period of two months the femal bears several cubs and nurses them for six weeks.

Your life span is about 15 years and you walk on your toes.  Call the wahmbulance.

SwimLegend
The_Inner_Wolf
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Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24894627

Dear mythological conjunction,

You have a tiny dic...tionary.

Call the wahmbulance.
■■■■ STEAM ME BEHBEH.

Hi Chessie. I love you. ^______^
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Castor_Aries
Posts: 31,826
Registered: ‎06-22-2004
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Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24924696

Dear Inside Man,

Where's one of the best French restaurants in the state?  Not in Albany.  It's 100 miles from the capital city.  Find out why Petit Paris Restaurant and Cafe is well worth the drive.  To get your reservations, call the wahmbulance.

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Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24958343

Greetings,

It is with my utmost sincererity that I am writing this mail to you. I got your contact through the international directory at the Togolaise Chamber of Commerce and I decided to contact you as most capable to handle this business transaction. I was formerly an accountant general with the former late General Sani Abacha's company in Lome Togo Please you must keep this business as a top secret to your good self.

During my tenure in office as the accountant general to the late former head of state General Sani Abacha, he deposited with my name the sum of Twenty three million five hundred and fifty thousand United States
Dollars ($23,550,000.00) cash with the Global Security company in Togo. Immediately I heard of his death, I quickly took away the certificate of deposit which was issued to me by the security company.

I have gone for the money and was told by the managing director of the Security Company that I can only collect the money in their offshore office abroad. It was in this respect I wanted you to stand as the beneficiary to claim/collect this money on my behalf from the security company and we can use it for viable investments in your country before I join you in your country as a future business partner. I plan to invest this funds into a good profitable business with you in your country as my technical partner.

As regarding my present financial position, coupled with unstable political situation here which placed very harsh restriction on travel outside the country, I will not be in a better position to travel out for now till until such a time when the restrictions are relaxed, and I will be able to buy my way out.

What I now want you to do for me are as follows:

(1) You should travel to secure the funds on my behalf and deposit it in a bank account or your bank account in your country, pending further instructions from me.

(2) I will need you to please assist in settling the demurrage on the vault as soon as you arrive there.

(3) I will be willing to give you 15% of the total amount as your commission for your assistance. This amount is however open for negotiation if you feel that 15% will not be enough for you. If you accept this my business proposal to you, I would like you to indicate your interest by calling the wahmbulance.

Your immediate calling of the wahmbulance will facilitate this business transaction and I look forward to having a good wahmbulance-calling relationship with you.

Best regards,
Mr. I.M. Areal Togolesebanker

P.S. Call the wahmbulance.
Swimmortal
Castor_Aries
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Reply to Roche - Message ID#: 24961043

Dear Roach,

I am a very busy man around these parts nowadays and cannot be troubled to read your long and boring letter.  To reach someone who cares, call the wahmbulance.  My secretary will give you the number.

Order of the Kitty
scrapyard
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Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24964280

dear castor aries,

everyone got drunk at work, it was happy hour at mr joes,
a slutty look'n tramp was mak'n out w/the bartender rite
b4 this bald guy in a pacer ran her over. it was your secretary.
call the wahmbulance.
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NatetheGr8
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Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24965185

dear yard of scraps:
 
the grammar book u ordered
4 weeks ago has been held up
in teh mail & should arrive in 7-10
business dayz
 
call the wahmbulance.
Thanks Verp, wherever you are 
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NightRangersAshes wrote: Own your stupid.
Order of the Kitty
scrapyard
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Registered: ‎05-19-2004
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Reply to NatetheGr8 - Message ID#: 24966028

dear grammer book:

alla cool kids hate u soo much.  even tho them old fashion'd
ppl luv u & will defend u 2their death, i'm bring'n an end 2yer lil 
sentance fantasy where the predicate gets a verb, u trashy lil
romance novel u.   cuz guess what, i wrote a cooler one,
&it has the bestest cover ever
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/scrapyardz/4c27ecaa.jpg
call the wahmbulance
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NatetheGr8
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Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24966909

Dearest Scraptastic Grammarian:
 
I was sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream
Like all at once I wake up from something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed screaming out the words I dread
I think I love you

This morning I woke up with this feeling
I didn't know how to deal with and so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself and never talk about it
And did not go and shout it when you walked into the room
I think I love you

I think I love you so what am I so afraid of
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for
I think I love you isn't that what life is made of
Though it worries me to say that I never felt this way

I don't know what I'm up against
I don't know what it's all about
I got so much to think about

Hey, I think I love you so what am I so afraid of
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for
I think I love you isn't that what life is made of
Though it worries me to say I never felt this way

Believe me you really don't have to worry
I only wanna make you happy and if you say "hey go away" I will
But I think better still I'd better stay around and love you
Do you think I have a case let me ask you to your face
Do you think you love me?

I think I love you
I think I love you
(I think I love you)
I think I love you
(I think I love you)
I think I love you
(I think I love you)
I think I love you
(I think I love you).
Call the wahmbulance and page Dr. Love while you are at it.
Thanks Verp, wherever you are 
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Castor_Aries
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Registered: ‎06-22-2004
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Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24965185

Dear crapyard,

I'm sorry your wife was hit by a bald man **bleep**ing an Indiana Pacer.  She is a fine secretary, although as you've noted, a bit of a whore.  I'd tell you to call the wahmbulance to seek grievance against the offending basketball player and his follicle-challenged lover, but as you're wife already knows the number, I'll leave it to her.

Order of the Kitty
scrapyard
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Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24968050

dear crapstor aries:
 
my wife decided not 2b gay anymore, left me, made a fiiiilm
w/yer gay boyfriends who are gay, who btw are cheating on u:
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/scrapyardz/781a9578.jpg
& who are scold'n u this very minute w/a hampster b'cuza yer bad
grammar on the internet usage, while at the same time, yer bfs are
buy'n my new improvored grammer book on ebay 4way 2much money
&they're raising the credit on yer visa line & wont get off the fone so u can
call the wahmbulance
Swimmortal
Castor_Aries
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Registered: ‎06-22-2004
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Reply to scrapyard - Message ID#: 24968645

Dear scrappy,

Your passive-aggresive homophobia is refreshing.

SwimLegend
The_Inner_Wolf
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Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 24969961

Dearest fluffy zodiac,

call the wahmbulance

*booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop*

*beep bloop beeep bleeep booop blop*


"I am sorry but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. Then proceed by calling to the wahmbulance."
■■■■ STEAM ME BEHBEH.

Hi Chessie. I love you. ^______^
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Castor_Aries
Posts: 31,826
Registered: ‎06-22-2004
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Reply to The_Inner_Wolf - Message ID#: 24970328

Dear Inner Golf,

You have read too many Harry Potter books.  Too many, meaning at least one passage.  To receive help call our toll free hotline, but do not confuse it for the number you would call to get the wahmbulance.